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Lamar has had Covid twice and still remains unvaxxed as far as we know so maybe these digestive issues are lingering symptoms. Or he just can’t not poo poo his pants.
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Dude says he eats shrimp alfredo before every game. His digestive system is probably a mess. https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2020/05/12/lamar-jackson-eats-shrimp-alfredo-before-every-game
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Nov 21, 2021 16:57
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In a few years we’re gonna find out Lamar’s played all this time with Crohn’s disease.
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Nov 21, 2021 16:59
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5 TD flu game incoming
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Nov 21, 2021 17:00
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Pretty sure he poo poo his pants on the way to the stadium. https://twitter.com/StaceyDales/status/1462449042609385476?t=JTMB5ggYMLgtfQqWjL4mdg&s=19
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Nov 21, 2021 17:01
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Lamar just needs to take Lactaid before every shrimp Alfredo meal. (And get vaccinated, the big dum-dum)
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Nov 21, 2021 17:03
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That is not a confident stride.
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Nov 21, 2021 17:03
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Definitely a shart walk. Hope his agent is able to spin away these health concerns during contract negotiations.
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lol I have no idea if that's how he normally walks but it 100% looks like he already pooped his pants some
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Nov 21, 2021 17:11
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Lamar's got an opportunity to become the spokesman for a new line of Depends Athletic Adult Diapers.
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Nov 21, 2021 17:12
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fsif posted:Definitely a shart walk. 
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Nov 21, 2021 17:15
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Dead guts https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1462456345945423880 https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1462457639649042450
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Nov 21, 2021 17:26
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The Ravens will likely be blown out either way. So rest him
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Kawalimus posted:The Ravens will likely be blown out either way. So rest him Blown out just like Lamar's butthole
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Nov 21, 2021 17:33
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Why even have Lamar at the stadium if he's sick and isn't going to play? Go home and rest?
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https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1462458373501329410 Better to be safe with him I suppose.
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is there a reason 12 days ago the NFL didn't flex out of Steelers @ Chargers in favor of Cowboys @ Chiefs? gently caress the cowboys forever and ever, but that's gonna be a way better game than what we're getting tonight. I glanced at the rules and couldn't find one that interfered with making the change.
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Fate Accomplice posted:is there a reason 12 days ago the NFL didn't flex out of Steelers @ Chargers in favor of Cowboys @ Chiefs? It's Fox's "AMERICA'S GAME OF THE WEEK," if that matters.
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Fate Accomplice posted:is there a reason 12 days ago the NFL didn't flex out of Steelers @ Chargers in favor of Cowboys @ Chiefs? Chiefs played last Sunday night
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Fate Accomplice posted:is there a reason 12 days ago the NFL didn't flex out of Steelers @ Chargers in favor of Cowboys @ Chiefs? Networks can protect a # of national games and Cowboys - Chiefs would 100% be protected even if the Cowboys sucked.
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Fate Accomplice posted:is there a reason 12 days ago the NFL didn't flex out of Steelers @ Chargers in favor of Cowboys @ Chiefs? Presumably Fox protected that game weeks ago. Outside the last week of the season where everything is open, CBS and Fox are allowed to protect one game in 5 of the 6 weeks before Week 18, and they had to submit those protected games by like week 6. There's also the rules about how many times a team can appear in primetime, with the absolute limit being six games (And only up to 3 teams can appear that many times, the rest get capped at 5). Kansas City already had played in 4 and still has a non-flexible Thursday night game ahead, so NBC may be saving the option for the Chiefs for the last few weeks of the season, since they can only be flexed once. Similarly, Dallas already has 3 primetime games, are scheduled for a non-flexible Thursday in a few weeks as well, and are due for another SNF game in week 16, so unless that game gets flexed out (Unlikely), they can only be moved one more time as well. Aside from that, NBC and Collinsworth love them some Steelers and noted rapist Ben Roethlisberger, since they usually get good ratings. Herbert and the Chargers aren't necessarily a bad draw, and I'm sure the NBC crew would like to do another game in LA since they'll be doing the Super Bowl there in February. fartknocker fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Nov 21, 2021 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Dead guts Seems like really good news for the Browns who are going to get a Ravens team decimated by being around whatever flu bug Lamar's got.
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No problem at all. Ravens will just have to rely on their strong run game that is of course focused on a solid stable of RBs.
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You can't convince me to pick Ty'Son Williams back up
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The Puppy Bowl posted:No problem at all. Ravens will just have to rely on their strong run game that is of course focused on a solid stable of RBs. The run will be established
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I'm not sure when suddenly Huntley got his "snoop" nickname but I'm already sick of it
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sharknado slashfic posted:The run will be established the runs have been established
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YOLOsubmarine posted:the runs have been established new thread title
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kiimo posted:I'm not sure when suddenly Huntley got his "snoop" nickname but I'm already sick of it Have you heard the good news about Jackrabbit Jenkins? Jackrabbit Jenkins is a veteran in this league. There are few better athletes than Jackrabbit Jenkins. Here's a guy in Jackrabbit Jenkins that can really cover.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:the runs have been established GDT title spotted
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Fate Accomplice posted:In a few years we’re gonna find out Lamar’s played all this time with Crohn’s disease. Yeah, some kind of Crohn's or UC.
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kiimo posted:I'm not sure when suddenly Huntley got his "snoop" nickname but I'm already sick of it It's been for a long while you've just never had to be exposed to him this much before YOLOsubmarine posted:the runs have been established lol
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YOLOsubmarine posted:the runs have been established Bellmaker posted:GDT title spotted
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Good luck to the knees in Chicago https://twitter.com/CEmma670/status/1462476468936744963
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Can't move the Chicago stadium it's tradition! Yeah a tradition of losing, being freezing and watching players get injured
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Literally don’t understand how this multi billion dollars enterprise allows the same stadiums and their field conditions to be consistently bad and unsafe for decades. Yeah for these owners to save money fine. The NFL can tell them to fix it or else.
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https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1462477972083032074 This dude has like the best life ever. I'm jealous.
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Hot Diggity! posted:Good luck to the knees in Chicago Yeah glad lamars not playing
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Literally don’t understand how this multi billion dollars enterprise allows the same stadiums and their field conditions to be consistently bad and unsafe for decades. Yeah for these owners to save money fine. The NFL can tell them to fix it or else. "Or else what?" -NFL owners
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