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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

i really don't care, do u?

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

The Lord of Hats posted:

https://twitter.com/AJFrancis410/status/1462513965133668353?s=20

On the one hand: good on him for doing a charity thing!

On the other hand: Jesus christ that's a pathetic tweet.

Well, if a guy being a giant narcissistic gets kids fed, its a win.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Top Dolla has been calling out the dirtsheets for not reporting all the good he does for weeks and at this point I'm really impressed with the fact he seems to do a food drive or some other charity work every weekend to keep up these tweets.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/RealBrittBaker/status/1462540666542514176

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/purointherough/status/1462384376260399104?s=20

Feeling bored? You can watch the longest wrestling match ever according to the Guinness Book of World Records. It belongs to a micro-indy which I only know exists because it's the home promotion of a guy All Japan regularly uses, Ehime Pro.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

The Lord of Hats posted:

https://twitter.com/AJFrancis410/status/1462513965133668353?s=20

On the one hand: good on him for doing a charity thing!

On the other hand: Jesus christ that's a pathetic tweet.

Bryan: "Well, Dave. What'd you think of this food drive?"
Meltzer: "Yeah, so, so, uh. They're saying fifteen shopping carts. We don't have the overnight numbers yet but they're saying fifteen."
Bryan: "Fifteen full shopping carts."
Meltzer: "Right. And, you know, that's pretty good. I'm not sure what they mean by 'full' exactly."
Bryan: "I think they mean that the shopping carts are full, Dave."
Meltzer: "Sure, okay. Alright. But are we talking Trader Joe's or Target? Because, ah, those are two very different things."

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
fuckin lmao

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Bryan: "Well, Dave. What'd you think of this food drive?"
Meltzer: "Yeah, so, so, uh. They're saying fifteen shopping carts. We don't have the overnight numbers yet but they're saying fifteen."
Bryan: "Fifteen full shopping carts."
Meltzer: "Right. And, you know, that's pretty good. I'm not sure what they mean by 'full' exactly."
Bryan: "I think they mean that the shopping carts are full, Dave."
Meltzer: "Sure, okay. Alright. But are we talking Trader Joe's or Target? Because, ah, those are two very different things."

This is the best

FakePoet
Feb 6, 2006

Woo. Pig. Sooie.


Hot Rope Guy
I can't listen to Dave; not to detract from his place in the business or anything, but it's just grating to me.

But for some reason, I can read every little parody that happens in his voice, and laugh every time. It's weird.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

he's good

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Bryan: "Well, Dave. What'd you think of this food drive?"
Meltzer: "Yeah, so, so, uh. They're saying fifteen shopping carts. We don't have the overnight numbers yet but they're saying fifteen."
Bryan: "Fifteen full shopping carts."
Meltzer: "Right. And, you know, that's pretty good. I'm not sure what they mean by 'full' exactly."
Bryan: "I think they mean that the shopping carts are full, Dave."
Meltzer: "Sure, okay. Alright. But are we talking Trader Joe's or Target? Because, ah, those are two very different things."

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Bryan: "Well, Dave. What'd you think of this food drive?"
Meltzer: "Yeah, so, so, uh. They're saying fifteen shopping carts. We don't have the overnight numbers yet but they're saying fifteen."
Bryan: "Fifteen full shopping carts."
Meltzer: "Right. And, you know, that's pretty good. I'm not sure what they mean by 'full' exactly."
Bryan: "I think they mean that the shopping carts are full, Dave."
Meltzer: "Sure, okay. Alright. But are we talking Trader Joe's or Target? Because, ah, those are two very different things."

Thank you saving this discussion

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


Bret is looking pretty good nowadays, good for him

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Bryan: "Well, Dave. What'd you think of this food drive?"
Meltzer: "Yeah, so, so, uh. They're saying fifteen shopping carts. We don't have the overnight numbers yet but they're saying fifteen."
Bryan: "Fifteen full shopping carts."
Meltzer: "Right. And, you know, that's pretty good. I'm not sure what they mean by 'full' exactly."
Bryan: "I think they mean that the shopping carts are full, Dave."
Meltzer: "Sure, okay. Alright. But are we talking Trader Joe's or Target? Because, ah, those are two very different things."

:lol:

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Nov 22, 2021

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

FakePoet posted:

I can't listen to Dave; not to detract from his place in the business or anything, but it's just grating to me.

But for some reason, I can read every little parody that happens in his voice, and laugh every time. It's weird.

Same. He's loving exhausting to listen to try and get through a single thought but I always laugh at the parody posts. And I'll always listen to whatever Virtual Pros clip out and post on Twitter because it's always a distilled bit of his weirdest poo poo.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Dave is cool I like listening to him

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

NienNunb posted:

Dave is cool I like listening to him

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

NienNunb posted:

Dave is cool I like listening to him

:yeah:

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/EFFYlives/status/1462266548345733120?t=AnTuoasgF6o295oNfgykEw&s=19

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/DaniJordyn/status/1461812220397080579?s=20

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Bryan: "Well, Dave. What'd you think of this food drive?"
Meltzer: "Yeah, so, so, uh. They're saying fifteen shopping carts. We don't have the overnight numbers yet but they're saying fifteen."
Bryan: "Fifteen full shopping carts."
Meltzer: "Right. And, you know, that's pretty good. I'm not sure what they mean by 'full' exactly."
Bryan: "I think they mean that the shopping carts are full, Dave."
Meltzer: "Sure, okay. Alright. But are we talking Trader Joe's or Target? Because, ah, those are two very different things."

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Dave put it in the daily update

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1462572466266648576

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010


lulu's "wahhhhh" is so great

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Bret was right

https://twitter.com/GolazoDan/status/1462584571237699595

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
orb

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1462584519807143936

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol its obvious someone handed that to him five seconds before they got out of the car and he's like 'what the gently caress is this egg and what's a red notice?'

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

totally not a cult

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


I like that they muted him saying "loving clap you animals"

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Orange Carlisle posted:

'what the gently caress is this egg and what's a red notice?'

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010


Of course he doesn’t know what a red notice is, he is only familiar with pink slips!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

This is surrealist art

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Weird they managed to Hector Guerrero in such a small egg this time

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Ringo Roadagain posted:

lulu's "wahhhhh" is so great

taz corpsed for a good 30 seconds it was loving hilarious

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

graph posted:

taz corpsed for a good 30 seconds it was loving hilarious

I thought they meant the god tier chop sell at 1:06?

Saddened that the killer queens didn't get to have a match. Vickie or Rebel are kayfabe about the same strength as Lulu.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
okay this got a laugh out of me

https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/1462607692019740673

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/reasonjp/status/1462722378471907329?s=21

Some men recognize couches. Other men recognize swimming pools

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I'm not very well versed in the lore of pools. What IS that pool?

E: someone in the comments explained it https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-pool
Guess I gotta watch more porn.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Cleaning that pool must be so expensive… since it’s a big pool

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

https://twitter.com/reasonjp/status/1462722378471907329?s=21

Some men recognize couches. Other men recognize swimming pools

also used for a few Kamen Rider scenes.

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