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Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyjFoY2U3jE

so, this outlander character is the democrats, the woman is the earth, and the children of the corn are those loving hillbilly redneck country republicans? :yeeclaw:




night is coming

night is his time

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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Glad I never floss no matter how many times my dentist tells me to.

I forget to do it. Although maybe microplastic made me forget. Too early to tell a winner.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Your teeth will outlast you anyway, why give them the satisfaction of running up the high score

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

lol

lmao

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

dammit flossing is one of the few good habits i have

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


i'm gonna keep flossing because i wouldn't be surprised if the material used for dental fillings was just as bad for you as the floss microplastics

also i don't like going to the dentist, especially as we're careening face first into the apocalypse

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i occasionally use these thin interdental cleaning things and every time i use it it shears off a thin strip of plastic or the tiny fronds pop off, pretty sure my appendix is now 75% plastic at this point

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice


petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Floss, you dummies. If you survive to my age you will be sorry you didn't.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

flossin and brushin and lolin at how oral hygiene is just abrading your mouth with plastic

I had this very thought last night

But I have a dental implant, if industrial society collapses in my lifetime I don't want it falling out of my skull

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

petit choux posted:

Floss, you dummies. If you survive to my age you will be sorry you didn't.

I’d say I’ve got some bad news for you but, well, as it turns out it is still mostly bad news for me

lol

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

wynott dunn posted:

I’d say I’ve got some bad news for you but, well, as it turns out it is still mostly bad news for me

lol

Still best to go into the apocalypse with decent teeth. Should you prove to be one of the surviving humans gathered around a trash fire somewhere, you don't want to have to go looking for a dentist.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I don't know how many of you have felt the constant blinding pain of an infection boring it's way into your jaw bone until it empties into your bloodstream like a company dumping barrels of waste into a river, but floss your loving teeth. It's worth whatever poisoning you get from the plastic.

I guess thin bare copper wire might work.

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

WorldsStongestNerd posted:

I guess thin bare copper wire might work.

they make silk floss

it breaks all the loving time

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
i use petroleum-free floss made from vegetable wax. i currently have a toothache, though

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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I just use a piece of hair

Q-sixtysix
Jun 4, 2005

plastic free silk floss is also a thing

e: unless it breaks all the time

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008
lol if you arent flossing with monomolecular filament

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

WorldsStongestNerd posted:

I don't know how many of you have felt the constant blinding pain of an infection boring it's way into your jaw bone until it empties into your bloodstream like a company dumping barrels of waste into a river, but floss your loving teeth. It's worth whatever poisoning you get from the plastic.

I guess thin bare copper wire might work.

i floss twice a week, enough to keep my gums from getting pissed off when I do it

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020
i can only consume so much microplastic. flossing twice a day and using my microwave rice cooker ensures i hit the 5 grams a day target.

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

i'm sure glad all those dentists did preventative drilling on all my teeth at the first signs of cavities. i'm sure those fillings won't all fail at once at the most inopportune time

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

tom hanks in castaway but his entire loving mouth is rotten so he's holding the ice skate/rock hammer against his brain stem

"1... 2..."

Serf
May 5, 2011


WorldsStongestNerd posted:

I don't know how many of you have felt the constant blinding pain of an infection boring it's way into your jaw bone until it empties into your bloodstream like a company dumping barrels of waste into a river, but floss your loving teeth. It's worth whatever poisoning you get from the plastic.

I guess thin bare copper wire might work.

i've had more than one infection and i think if i got one again in the apocalypse i'd just shoot myself and be done with it

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Charles Mansion posted:

lol if you arent flossing with monomolecular filament

Love 2 cut off all my teeth at once

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Did you know you can shove fingernail clippings between your teeth as floss???

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020
use toenail clippings. much sturdier, and the oral thrush infection will outcompete any other bad microbes.

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Get these:



They make flossing a really trivial job.

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
lol

I was doing some more doomsday med stockup (all this talk of teeth makes me realize I don't have any injectable lidocaine squirreled away, a thing I should change, and I am low on antiparasitics) -- and lol



this site generally has all these vaxx's in stock. I've never actually bought one, but I've never seen them all out of stock before at once.

MightyBigMinus
Jan 26, 2020

crosspostin this work of art from the pics thread

https://twitter.com/connal99/status/1462786788200792064

hope you have a great day

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

glide sucks, it breaks way too easily

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What I can't believe is that with all these so-called scientists working at the Colgate Institute, they can't invent a mouthwash that does everything that brushing or flossing does and more. How many more is mankind going to be enslaved to sticking a gross brush into our mouths for? And don't pretend it's not gross. You're not disinfecting that thing after every use.

imagine how your pots and pans would look if you never scrubbed them, just dabbed soap and then filled them with water and dumped it out. they'd be mostly clean but the corners and baked on food would be nasty

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.
things are bad, yes, things are quite terrible

not flossing will make everything worse for you personally, but that is a personal choice

if you have the money, please go to a dentist

if you don't have the money, please ask for help to go see the dentist


i've never cried quite as hard as when i was wishing i was dead because of the throbbing pain in my jaw, which would come and go, and when i finally got the dentist appointment it was because i was worried the pain was coming back and i literally cried in fear

like, climate apocalypse is kinda lol/lmao, but omfg tooth pain? that actually makes me cry in fear. please. no. not again. noooo :yeeclaw:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

MightyBigMinus posted:

crosspostin this work of art from the pics thread

https://twitter.com/connal99/status/1462786788200792064

hope you have a great day

I've changed my mind I hope the planet dies, microbes and all just to be sure

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Cabbages and Kings posted:

lol

I was doing some more doomsday med stockup (all this talk of teeth makes me realize I don't have any injectable lidocaine squirreled away, a thing I should change, and I am low on antiparasitics) -- and lol


what happened did you use all of your ivermectin?

also what site is that



edit: as far as I know there is powder lidocaine you can get and you can brew your own injection ampules of lidocaine but it seems like a tremendous pain in the rear end

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
bottle rivers are just the start binch

https://twitter.com/MikeHudema/status/1462824236020551687

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
We can't even get people to not just toss their trash out of their car while driving, there's no chance in hell we were ever going to do anything about global warming

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A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe
What was the film (or show, maybe?) that had a Freaky Friday-like body-swapping plot wherein a young woman and an older man switch places and the girl tries to live life to the fullest and the old guy just obsessively flosses?

Makes a lot more sense twenty years (and fifteen teeth) later.

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