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Dareon posted:Ah yes, I too enjoy *looks at AI-upscaled writing on hand* For some reason I find it hilarious that a video slot machine has Street Fighter controls.
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Gynovore posted:For some reason I find it hilarious that a video slot machine has Street Fighter controls. Maybe it's like the "Close door" button in elevators, where pressing it does nothing but it gives you a sense of control over the outcome.
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Zil posted:https://i.imgur.com/4726Rfz.mp4 This 'Definitive' edition, still has a very specifically performed 20-year old glitch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-_mRE-stUQ
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Dareon posted:Ah yes, I too enjoy *looks at AI-upscaled writing on hand* What was it originally? Jackpot?
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Xanderkish posted:Maybe it's like the "Close door" button in elevators, where pressing it does nothing but it gives you a sense of control over the outcome. That's what gambling is, that's correct
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Gynovore posted:For some reason I find it hilarious that a video slot machine has Street Fighter controls. When you need to shoryuken your jackpot.
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https://twitter.com/rootkitz73/status/1447728350341091332?s=20 Tweet text: jack/root @rootkitz73. in addition to the insane hitbox it would seem that the black mesa taco also bleeds when you shoot it. Unsure how to feel about this First image: A taco, laying on it's side with several bleeding gunshot wounds Second image: A taco, standing up, bisected horizontally by a wireframe taco
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Gordon Freeman found dead in Miami bisected by wireframe taco.
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Honestly it's a great deal. Buy one taco, get 2% of a taco in the form of taco-shaped strings free edit: It comes with its own tactical carry handle!
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How the gently caress do you mess up a dressing room so bad? https://i.imgur.com/HkLzoJc.mp4
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drat, shoplifting has gotten way more advanced since I was a teen
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IShallRiseAgain posted:How the gently caress do you mess up a dressing room so bad? It's Star Citizen, at this point the glitches are when the "game" actually functions correctly.
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So is this like that Bethesda physics where physics objects want to push away from each other, and every time you "swap" into an outfit it makes a new physics object that tries to move away from the one that was just there?
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IShallRiseAgain posted:How the gently caress do you mess up a dressing room so bad? Reminds me of that companion ladder glitch from Outer Worlds https://twitter.com/_taylorswope/status/1205252714680045568?s=21
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Nottherealaborn posted:Reminds me of that companion ladder glitch from Outer Worlds this is so hilarious
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Nottherealaborn posted:Reminds me of that companion ladder glitch from Outer Worlds I love the very last tweet where the NPC is like "something on your mind?" and you just see someone climbing a ladder to heaven in the background hahaha that's a random rear end bug
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IShallRiseAgain posted:How the gently caress do you mess up a dressing room so bad? Sooooo, is this from an old version of Star Citizen? Or are the most recent builds just as horrible as those five years ago?
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Gynovore posted:Sooooo, is this from an old version of Star Citizen? Or are the most recent builds just as horrible as those five years ago? I don't know about that specific clip, but based on this video which was made with the (AFAIK) current build of Star Citizen, I'd believe it's current https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fToQGK1QJlg upload date: Aug 18, 2021
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Jesus Christ, Star Citizen is still out there, still unreleased, fleecing gullible nerds after almost ten years
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At this point why would you ever release the game, he could keep fleecing those rubes for the rest of his life
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Phlegmish posted:Jesus Christ, Star Citizen is still out there, still unreleased, fleecing gullible nerds after almost ten years 10 years and over $400 million!
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If I had to guess on that Star Citizen bug, there's some model scaling happening. Somewhere in the hierarchy, there was probably a point where the assets were built to the wrong scale, so rather than fix their asset and pipeline they just put in a special case scalar so it "just works" in the game. This is probably fine in most instances, but here when you apply the outfits it forces a recalc of the model's geometry, which then recomputes its location. In most games this still isn't a problem, but Star Citizen is evidently still working with solar-system scale locations with floating point precision, so every physics recalculation has a small amount of error in it, and that error is multiplied by the distance the model is from 0,0,0 in the world, so every recalc can be off by, well, that much. I'll say that it's especially cool that the game demands "fidelity" and "realism", so they had to make this happen in the shared world rather than load a separate model in a graybox room and only apply the outfit once you are done playing dressup, and therefore you can glitch yourself out of your spaceship into the vacuum of space by putting on pants.  10/10 bug, best open development of 2014.
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Phlegmish posted:Jesus Christ, Star Citizen is still out there, still unreleased, fleecing gullible nerds after almost ten years I haven't been following lately, are people *still* giving Roberts money?
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Roberts' Law: Any sufficiently incompetent crowdfunding project is indistinguishable from a ponzi scheme.
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Gynovore posted:I haven't been following lately, are people *still* giving Roberts money? They just officially passed the $400 million mark.
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An ex who regularly couldn't afford rent bought a bunch of Star Citizen ships or whatever the gently caress and in retrospect maybe I should have taken that huge red flag more seriously.
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I'm working on walking tripods for my game. Normally, they look like this: However, they're not actually capable of turning around, and if they spawn facing the wrong way, then they get confused about where their legs should go, and end up looking like this:  Poor guy needs to use the bathroom 
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Honestly, every time someone posts a game dev glitch in here I'm like "I'd pay more for that"
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That happens to me all the time and I only have two legs
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CzarChasm posted:Is collision damage happening there, or is there a simulated vacuum outside the changing room and the character dies because of that?
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:
Looks like this martian took a HMS Thunder Child to his groin!
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CzarChasm posted:Is collision damage happening there, or is there a simulated vacuum outside the changing room and the character dies because of that? Simulated vacuum. It's actually kinda funny for a long time the only check for vacuum was a "Kill the player if they're not wearing a space suit in the airlock" check when they hit the "Cycle Airlock button". This led to probably my favorite Star Citizen gif: https://i.imgur.com/A3RS54x.mp4
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