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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Bernie does not look like Dr Robotnik wtf Elon. That’s not even funny.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/thetorpedodog/status/1462109934930300929

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Frank Frank posted:

Bernie does not look like Dr Robotnik wtf Elon. That’s not even funny.

He's having a public asd meltdown and it's embarrassing to watch

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Picnic Princess posted:

He's having a public asd meltdown and it's embarrassing to watch

Gargamel probably would have worked better. Robotnik was just a poor choice.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Skwirl posted:

I mean this sucks, but a good way of looking at it.

https://twitter.com/zanyfen/status/1462073114691575816?s=20

As a parent myself, I can think of no person as vile and lovely as a parent who can’t unconditionally love their child.

I am not saying you can’t be disappointed or angry with them…but my child will ALWAYS be my child.

poo poo, even Ted Bundy’s mom pleaded desperately for his life to be spared.

How the gently caress can sexual orientation or gender identity POSSIBLY be worse than that?

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

dialhforhero posted:

As a parent myself, I can think of no person as vile and lovely as a parent who can’t unconditionally love their child.

I am not saying you can’t be disappointed or angry with them…but my child will ALWAYS be my child.

poo poo, even Ted Bundy’s mom pleaded desperately for his life to be spared.

How the gently caress can sexual orientation or gender identity POSSIBLY be worse than that?

I suppose some people are closer to Ted Bundy's mom, and some people are closer to Ted.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

dialhforhero posted:

As a parent myself, I can think of no person as vile and lovely as a parent who can’t unconditionally love their child.

I am not saying you can’t be disappointed or angry with them…but my child will ALWAYS be my child.

poo poo, even Ted Bundy’s mom pleaded desperately for his life to be spared.

How the gently caress can sexual orientation or gender identity POSSIBLY be worse than that?

Yeah. I literally don't give a poo poo. I will love them to pieces no matter what.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



I like how because of the way the light is reflecting it makes it look like he was over 1000 years old.

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





https://twitter.com/OatseGary/status/1462549322470334465?s=20

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

:hmmyes:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/LeaderGrev/status/1462218549771091971

https://twitter.com/michael_w_busch/status/1462573064076603396

Memento has a new favorite as of 01:11 on Nov 22, 2021

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Frank Frank posted:

Yeah. I literally don't give a poo poo. I will love them to pieces no matter what.

I’m pretty sure one of my daughters could tell me they killed somebody and I’d just be like it’s alright sweetie let’s dispose of the body.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

END OF AN ERROR posted:

I’m pretty sure one of my daughters could tell me they killed somebody and I’d just be like it’s alright sweetie let’s dispose of the body.

I got a lawyer and a shovel, how do you want to do this.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/redria_/status/1462220088778625024?s=21

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1462435643355770882?s=20

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/helpmeskeletor/status/1462605260623548417?s=21

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/MarciaBelsky/status/1462072057852837895?t=eTobJOPpq46T772v49LVwQ&s=19

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1462672406410051588

kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you
https://mobile.twitter.com/AstroWoodrum/status/1462082797636517891

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/bigbootyderek/status/1458173684879921154?s=20
https://twitter.com/bigbootyderek/status/1462568535901802499?s=20

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I always wanted to find a set of identical twins to gently caress with a room full of stoned people. Just simple things like going from Room A to Room B past them, one after the other.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Carry a long ladder past a doorway with one twin on each end and you in the middle

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/doomwiki/status/1462528755856031748?s=20

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

flavor.flv posted:

Carry a long ladder past a doorway with one twin on each end and you in the middle

Or just do an Eiffel Tower.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I've read this book, some of them really didn't enjoy consciousness, and I was like "big same, my dudes"

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

I've read this book, some of them really didn't enjoy consciousness, and I was like "big same, my dudes"

*sagely nodding in agreement*

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Victor Toth is absolutely some sort of comic book villain name.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

EL BROMANCE posted:

I always wanted to find a set of identical twins to gently caress with a room full of stoned people. Just simple things like going from Room A to Room B past them, one after the other.

Every great stage magician always keeps a set of twins on hand

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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smellmycheese posted:

Every great stage magician always keeps a set of twins on hand

And/or clones

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/undefeatedmatt/status/1462566944855498753

https://twitter.com/bombsfall/status/1462495458698350601

https://twitter.com/TheAndrewNadeau/status/1462454131487088640

https://twitter.com/MKUltraTranny/status/1462108476620959746

https://twitter.com/0ddoblivion/status/1462452716123394049

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I got that reference.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Arsenic Lupin posted:

I got that reference.

e:
https://twitter.com/GuardianHeather/status/1462850590518689798

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





If I was sizing up the fresh meat and one of them said something like that to me I would avoid that guy like the plague. You don't pick a fight with the crazy ones

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
In the Scooby-Doo Universe that's not even a rare backstory. He starts telling his story and then three people interrupt him to say they already know about that loving dog.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/_rec302_/status/1462658065963048963?t=yV3Jd_wrisl5ZJ1--VIntw&s=19

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve


*Cuts to an alternate Earth where the world sounds like Aztec death whistles*

":qq:"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1462828629772144644

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



https://twitter.com/BirateQueen/status/1462569165747744771

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Thank god it’s warm AND sticky. I’m super tired of cold sticky donut lube.

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