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Captain Picard: Master prankster.
Pranking people into being trapped in that world where you live out an entire pleasant life and die a happy old man and then you come back to the real world and you still have the little flute you used to play. "Gotchaaaa hahaha totally had you, you shoulda seen yourself 'ooohhh i love you granddaughter' lmao total classic, love you man"
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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And he gets stabbed in the heart everytime he shouts "Gotcha".
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Nov 20, 2021 06:59
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An antique projection reel entirely comprised of old timey German men being surprised by cats.
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Nov 20, 2021 12:25
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Being subjected to the ludivenco technique but it's magic eyes
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Nov 20, 2021 12:38
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What! This one is also goatse??? Are all of these goatse??? Is evey single one of these goatse?????
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Nov 20, 2021 13:24
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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What! This one is also goatse??? Are all of these goatse??? Is evey single one of these goatse?????
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Nov 20, 2021 13:30
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Eventually, Earth gets so bad it's worse than Hell.
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Nov 20, 2021 13:38
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Eventually, Earth gets so bad it's worse than Hell.
Eventually?
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Nov 20, 2021 14:48
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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When that happens God just switches the names around.
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Nov 20, 2021 15:35
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For whatever dumbass reason this was easier to see on the Firefox browser than on the "Brave" bowser. Imma file a bug report
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Nov 22, 2021
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Nov 21, 2021 23:56
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Sigh lol
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Nov 22, 2021 04:46
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Lacuna matata - 5m pause - what a wonderful phrase!
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Nov 22, 2021 05:57
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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On a certain world the ideological tensions between the systemetisers and the anti-systemetisers boil over into open hostility. All attempts to reconcile the philosophical schism prove to be in vain.
The situation proceeds into becoming one of open warfare between these factions. A conflict that will go down as the most asymetric of asysemtric scirmishes.
The systemetisers plan their engagement with great care. Their massed ranks in perfect order with their companies and battalions and regiments all under a perfect chain of command.
The anti-systemitsers, oh --- what a vision of confusion! Differnt uniforms, entire divisions composed of nothing but musicians and clowns, complete bedlam.
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Nov 22, 2021 07:43
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An allergen bonanza.
Lactose shrimp cocktails with gluten and almonds. Peanuts rubbed on everything including the apples and all the other gratuitously distributed sliced fruit.
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Nov 22, 2021 09:05
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Hired security with 12 gauge pump action airsofts, ready to handle those succumbing to temptation, loaded with epipens.
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A surprisingly energetic synth dance troupe calling themselves KrafTwerk
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Nov 22, 2021 10:01
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The guy who invented the Piano explaining his idea "a musical instrument in which strings are struck by small hammers operated by tiny levers pressed in a sequence" while everyone is just laughing at him.
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The guy who invented the Piano explaining his idea "a musical instrument in which strings are struck by small hammers operated by tiny levers pressed in a sequence" while everyone is just laughing at him.
what if we made a harpsichord that operated with a bunch of tiny hammers instead of plucking - wait - come on guys, I'm being serious. it could play at multiple different volumes depending on how hard the hammer - you know what? gently caress you guys
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Nov 22, 2021 19:12
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An angel visits Hell and is murdered. In the ensuing fight over jurisdiction a cop from Heaven has to team up with a cop from Hell to solve the case.
e: Did I just fuse Good Omens with Disco Elesium?
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Nov 23, 2021 16:05
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Seemingly mundane Squid Game challenges that most contestants fail anyway
Microwaving a frozen meal correctly after reading the directions on the box only once
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Nov 23, 2021 16:42
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Seemingly mundane Squid Game challenges that most contestants fail anyway
Microwaving a frozen meal correctly after reading the directions on the box only once
*intense music as contestant agonizes over how far back to peel the corner of the plastic film covering the entree*
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Nov 23, 2021 17:02
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I've never been able to do magic eyes.
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Nov 23, 2021 18:07
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The guy who invented the Piano explaining his idea "a musical instrument in which strings are struck by small hammers operated by tiny levers pressed in a sequence" while everyone is just laughing at him.
It will even have a foot-operated lever that moves the keyboard from side to si-- Hey, get that straight-jacket off me!
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Nov 23, 2021 19:20
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An angel visits Hell and is murdered. In the ensuing fight over jurisdiction a cop from Heaven has to team up with a cop from Hell to solve the case.
e: Did I just fuse Good Omens with Disco Elesium?
I think you just fused Good Omens with Bon Cop, Bad Cop
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Nov 23, 2021 20:30
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I want to see the correlation between kids who did too many Magic Eyes in the past to the adults-they-became who did too many psychedelics.
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twilight zone episode where the whole world turns horny and the last unhorny man runs out of water in his spray bottle
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