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olylifter posted:this is absolutely a thing. my dad proposed to my mom in the midst of an argument in the stairwell of their apartment building by taking the engagement ring out of his pocket, tossing it at her and saying "here, gently caress" and walking off This post reminds me of another post that explains real love. Something about how the husband has had to replace the thermometer a few times a year for 30 years and she refuses to listen. I think the last line is something like "So I repair the thermostat again, knowing full well she will break it AGAIN, because I genuinely don't want her to be cold." Anyone have that handy?
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AITA for not wanting my daughter to be too feminine at my house??quote:This sounds weird but let me explain it. My (44M) wife (41F) and I divorced last year and I have been living in my own for the first time in my life. I lived with my mother until I was 25; then with my girlfriend that later became my wife and the mother of my daughter (18F).
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 01:57 |
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cumpantry posted:AITA for not wanting my daughter to be too feminine at my house?? This is more of an "Am I Bugfuck Insane?" question, but I guess AITA is all we have
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quote:. My (44M) wife (41F) and I divorced last year quote:a sexually charged female figure that would try to control me Dude needs therapy.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:07 |
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F e m a l e E n e r g y
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cumshitter posted:
Lies! All lies!!
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:17 |
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cumpantry posted:AITA for not wanting my daughter to be too feminine at my house??
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:18 |
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cumpantry posted:AITA for not wanting my daughter to be too feminine at my house?? what the gently caress e: where did you find this one? Mx. fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Nov 23, 2021 |
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cumpantry posted:AITA for not wanting my daughter to be too feminine at my house??
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:25 |
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Tobermory posted:I dunno. The redditor comments are bizarre. It's this weird mix of "Naturally you feel upset", "You don't get any say in who your parents let into your house", "but faaaaaaaamily", and arguments about . Yeah, but if he was going to wait in the van, why come up to the door and knock?
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:26 |
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spacetoaster posted:Yeah, but if he was going to wait in the van, why come up to the door and knock? Maybe as to not freak out the neurotic 18 year old living there when she saw someone sitting in the van?
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:31 |
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Mx. posted:
browsed amitheasshole sorted by newest at the right time cause it looks like it's deleted now
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:34 |
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cumpantry posted:browsed amitheasshole sorted by newest at the right time cause it looks like it's deleted now I guess he didn't like the resounding reply of "Get immediate therapy for your enormous issue with women."
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:36 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:I guess he didn't like the resounding reply of "Get immediate therapy for your enormous issue with women." nah, it was removed by the mods for not being interpersonal conflict... apparently they have a rule against thought arguments
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:39 |
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cumpantry posted:AITA for not wanting my daughter to be too feminine at my house??
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:40 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:I guess he didn't like the resounding reply of "Get immediate therapy for your enormous issue with women." Note that this is not exactly the same as "yta". Dude obviously has some major issues and/or trauma from his previous marriage that he needs to work through, and a therapist can very much help him process it properly.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:45 |
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spacetoaster posted:Yeah, but if he was going to wait in the van, why come up to the door and knock? To say hello?
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 02:48 |
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dude do you know how much female energy the average therapist's office has? no thanks
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 03:00 |
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trickybiscuits posted:DRS SAID I WAS SICK AND COULD DIE FROM A BROKEN HEART
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 03:03 |
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I (M33) went on a date with my gf (F31) to makeup for transgressions of the previous weekend. Things didn't go well and I'm not sure if it's appropriate for me to think she was being somewhat unreasonable.quote:PREFACE: I hosed up royally last weekend by showing up to her step-dad and mom's house and trying to do a concrete pad. I ended up getting excessively drunk and I couldn't complete the job. I am and was extensively embarassed and I feel like it's the worst thing I've ever done. I regret it more than anything but I also can't change it so all I can do is try and be better. This date was supposed to be a sort of "i'm sorry" but I also because I haven't been giving her enough and she deserves some attention. She had asked me beforehand to take her on a date to start to makeup for it. I had bought her flowers the previous day as an attempt at the beginning of an apology. All that follows is to the "best of my knowledge" and may not be exactly accurate. This IS NOT my attempt at "being right", I'm just trying to relay my perception of the events for whoever reads this. I take full responsibility for the BS that happened last weekend and I said as much to her beforehand.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 03:31 |
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the holy poopacy posted:I (M33) went on a date with my gf (F31) to makeup for transgressions of the previous weekend. Things didn't go well and I'm not sure if it's appropriate for me to think she was being somewhat unreasonable.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 03:51 |
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mind the walrus posted:This dude 100% talks to his penis while he "meditates." poo poo no wonder my meditation goes nowhere, I haven't been talking to my clit. or does it have to be a penis? Would a dildo work in a pinch? AITA for telling my wife to grow up in front of our son? quote:I’ll make this brief. My brother, when a toddler, used to freak the gently caress out at seeing crickets. My dad's idea was to show him how one stomps on a bug, screaming DEAD MEAT. This proved very effective, and many years of DEAD MEAT ensued. My dad and brother, of course, left the smashed bugs for others to clean up. Now I do not think that would work with a stinkbug, but this level of phobia needs loving therapy.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 03:56 |
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the holy poopacy posted:I (M33) went on a date with my gf (F31) to makeup for transgressions of the previous weekend. Things didn't go well and I'm not sure if it's appropriate for me to think she was being somewhat unreasonable. This dude rules "Sorry i got hammered and hosed up your parents driveway. Let me take you to a bar and drink until i cry to make up for it"
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 04:03 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:poo poo no wonder my meditation goes nowhere, I haven't been talking to my clit. Now I'm just imagining a Buddhist temple with rows of nuns quietly meditating, large tastefully carved dildos sticking up from between their legs.
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the holy poopacy posted:I (M33) went on a date with my gf (F31) to makeup for transgressions of the previous weekend. Things didn't go well and I'm not sure if it's appropriate for me to think she was being somewhat unreasonable. This should have been the story instead of the wall of text I didn't read.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 04:45 |
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AITA for sniffing a seat?quote:I have always had the urge to sniff seats after people have sat on them. I don't know why I am this way, but I've always been like this and nobody has had a huge problem with it until recently. It isn't sexual, it just makes me extremely happy and I have no other explanation for it. I've done it since I was a child and I continue to do it to this day. I often smell nothing, but sometimes I get wonderful pungent smells. I sniff bus seats when nobody is looking, train seats, taxi seats of the previous rider, and I wait until my lecture hall is mostly empty to begin sniffing. I spend my time mentally mapping out the most desirable seats beforehand, which is causing me to fall behind the class. I get some revolted expressions, but I've never been confronted. Family and close friends have recommended that I seek therapy, but the embarrassment is too much. The thought of the therapist standing up the whole time so I don't "inhale their booty fumes" (as my brother says) afterwards is crippling.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 04:56 |
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What the gently caress???????????????
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 04:57 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:AITA for sniffing a seat? I think you will change your thoughts on this after you hear what Reddit thinks, man.
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quote:I have always had the urge to sniff seats after people have sat on them. I don't know why I am this way It is because you are a dog, OP.
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Midnight Voyager posted:I think you will change your thoughts on this after you hear what Reddit thinks, man.
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Nooner posted:This dude rules he's loving 33 acting like this. Jesus had followers and poo poo by this point and you're still loving up a concrete pad ya drunken halfwit, get your poo poo together.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 05:03 |
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cumshitter posted:AITA for visiting my brother in prison?
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 05:05 |
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Flavahbeast posted:the thread is actually very supportive with about a dozen redditors sharing their own seat sniffing antics well, my skin's crawling!
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 05:06 |
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Nooner posted:This dude rules I was sad there weren't more details about the pour. Unless it's an incredibly small project this 3 mo relationship had the gf asking for several hundred if not several grand of free labor, not even for her specifically but for her relatives, which is p funny.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 05:06 |
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AmiYumi posted:LOL, nope. Either he confessed and they faked the test, or (much more likely) he blitzed into an old lady holding a half-empty bottle of oxys he’d filled like 3 days ago. Even that seems extreme for 20 years. That's like, driving a stolen car on a suspended license, hoping the sidewalk and mowing someone down while blitzed out of your mind, then fleeing the scene after doing a burnout on the body.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 05:20 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:AITA for sniffing a seat? quote:Emotional Buswell admits to chair-sniffing incident
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 05:27 |
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Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 05:28 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:AITA for sniffing a seat? And then everyone clapped, etc
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olylifter posted:he's loving 33 acting like this. Jesus had followers and poo poo by this point and you're still loving up a concrete pad ya drunken halfwit, get your poo poo together. at this point jesus was a homeless man about to get a criminal record.
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