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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/replouiegohmert/status/1462839554487074820

Lmao that their reflexive contrarianism is going to turn them all into weebs

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saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

I thought the GOP was in favor of torture.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1462847475736358918

poo poo must be dire in south Texas

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


hell of a thread right here
https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1462828517960437761
https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1462843076737654787

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/rothschildmd/status/1462855331818524673

Horizontal, please

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1462856683382845445

Look at this poo poo

zoux fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Nov 22, 2021

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


You have no loving idea. GOP is pulling all stops to make this area red.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/meganmmenchaca/status/1462846159840497671


Hmmm do you think it might have something to do with the fact that this guy donated enough money to the university to have his name on a building :thunk:

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012


Between what we saw in 2020 and the state doubling down on gerrymandering, it's very likely that the national seats for the region will flip in 2022. Another hearty "gently caress you, pal" to Vicente Gonzalez and his "Re-Elect" signs in Cameron County (where he just established residency because the local rep petitioned to have his house in their district on the new maps).

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

IT BURNS posted:

Between what we saw in 2020 and the state doubling down on gerrymandering, it's very likely that the national seats for the region will flip in 2022. Another hearty "gently caress you, pal" to Vicente Gonzalez and his "Re-Elect" signs in Cameron County (where he just established residency because the local rep petitioned to have his house in their district on the new maps).

THE loving, NOW GOP, REP OUT IN STARR COUNTY DID HIM A FAVOR. :argh:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Listen, you can’t change a building name and you sure as hell can’t change a school song either. These things are permanent at Texas schools. I am compelled to saw varsity’s horns off and we don’t even play them anymore!

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

George H.W. oval office posted:

Listen, you can’t change a building name and you sure as hell can’t change a school song either. These things are permanent at Texas schools. I am compelled to saw varsity’s horns off and we don’t even play them anymore!

TAMU is more cult than school though.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

*does weird snake hiss that's supposed to be sawing off horns I guess*

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

zoux posted:

*does weird snake hiss that's supposed to be sawing off horns I guess*

oh is that what that noise is


been confused ever since I heard it

mastajake
Oct 3, 2005

My blade is unBENDING!

They called it a horse laugh when I was there. Don’t know that that makes any sense either though.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah and they put their hands together 🙏 and move it back and forth like a saw. At least thats what everyone said, I didn’t go there I just grew up there

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008
Riffety riff raff give em the horse laugh hisssssss

nelson
Apr 12, 2009
College Slice
Horse laugh and saw varsity’s horns off are two different things.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

Yeah and they put their hands together 🙏 and move it back and forth like a saw. At least thats what everyone said, I didn’t go there I just grew up there

hmm yes a saw motion definitely

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1463138225984360448

Tarrant Co. DA announced her retirement so Krause's running for that. I imagine his pressing concern over satanic gay books in our schools will be somewhat attenuated going forward

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

my friend is moving out of state and is already preparing her social media stuff to assume her new identity as "the one from Texas"

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Tell her she can’t take “y’all” with her

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Tell her to say y’all as much as possible people love that poo poo

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

they really do

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

we're blessed. imagine being from boston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbH60wCO-Yw

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



zoux posted:

*does weird snake hiss that's supposed to be sawing off horns I guess*

I know someone who went to TAMU, and that dude is a prick-rear end piece of poo poo. So, admittedly, small sample size, but fick that dude, and gently caress aggies.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
Why are they trying to make a chud University in Austin anyway when people could just go to A&M?

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011

[url=https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3876906]
Y'all is the south's greatest export

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

The Bananana posted:

I know someone who went to TAMU, and that dude is a prick-rear end piece of poo poo. So, admittedly, small sample size, but fick that dude, and gently caress aggies.

i looked up national enrollment the other day because i remember UT capped the growth of its student body while A&M had the geography to expand. they were neck and neck for awhile but A&M now has the largest enrollment in the country and is 50% larger than UT. the undergraduate population is probably still skewed conservative but afaik the graduate body are normal and i bet they're lopsided in proportion to other universities

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Imagine being from one of the cradles of democracy as opposed to a state that decided to be slave loving traitors 3 times over.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

yawn

Hawkline
May 30, 2002

¡La Raza!
You ever hear anyone say "yinz" and it not be the most ridiculous thing ever?

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



This feels like the subject of that Robbie Fulks song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ijwqxT9SIU

i say swears online posted:

i looked up national enrollment the other day because i remember UT capped the growth of its student body while A&M had the geography to expand. they were neck and neck for awhile but A&M now has the largest enrollment in the country and is 50% larger than UT. the undergraduate population is probably still skewed conservative but afaik the graduate body are normal and i bet they're lopsided in proportion to other universities

I know a few former Aggies who are all pretty cool. They also, to a person, hated their A&M experience because of how lovely the school culture is. There is a bit of a decent poetry scene in Bryan but they don't get much traction because most of the A&M students who aren't really into the Aggie culture tend to spend as much of their free time as possible escaping to Houston.

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

Ah yes, the famously non racist city of Boston

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Sardonik posted:

Why are they trying to make a chud University in Austin anyway when people could just go to A&M?

It's just a grift.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Sardonik posted:

Why are they trying to make a chud University in Austin anyway when people could just go to A&M?

To get the world's dumbest asses to donate/invest seed money into your radical new startup that's going to disrupt the education industry radical new conservative degree mill that extremely exists and isn't just a PO box somewhere that's going to disrupt the education industry

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
Ok admittedly working in higher education I knew all that, I just wanted to needle A&M

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

bari weiss didn't name it university of bryan :smugdon:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1462908780572815363?s=21

Texas news

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

More like Frisco News probably

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/HoustonTX/status/1463884671050305538

Terrible opening remarks

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