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better things fartn't possible
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 06:00 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 08:05 |
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the holy poopacy posted:I (M33) went on a date with my gf (F31) to makeup for transgressions of the previous weekend. Things didn't go well and I'm not sure if it's appropriate for me to think she was being somewhat unreasonable.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 06:18 |
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No 3 month relationship could be worth the concrete slab drunken fucker upper and the four shots of tequila no slouching table nitpick person going back out on a date together. He’s too stupid while drunk and she’s too picky and demanding while drunk, it will never work out unless they both they never drink again because they are incompatible while drunk. Sorry that’s just how it is. You can’t combine people with incompatible drunken behavior. He needs to find someone who will get sloppy drunk and cry with him about how the slab is hosed up and now they’ll never finish the shed or whatever, and she needs someone who will never drink at all and has the patience to apologize a dozen times for every alight misstep.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 06:53 |
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welcome to hell posted:so the plan was to split some nachos and have 3 shots of tequila and 2 margaritas each, then drive home? a well-painted renaissance masterpiece always has a portion of the painting that the eye is immediately drawn to. this story is the exact opposite of that.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 07:02 |
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AITA For Calling My BIL Out For His Weaponized Incompetence And Calling Him Pathetic At Dinner?quote:I (F 24) have a sister (F 32) who has a husband (M 38) who is the poster child of weaponized incompetence. They have 4 kids (F10, M8, M5, F3) and she’s pregnant. My sister works a full time job (40+ hours a week, cleans her entire house, cooks, takes care of all her children without him doing ANYTHING. It is seriously mind blowing that she wakes up at like 4 am, cooks breakfast, does chores, gets all of her kids ready for school, takes them all to school and daycare and all he does is stay home and work and when his kids get home (after my sister picks them up of course) he will play with them for a little and play video games until he falls asleep. she actually makes MORE than him! My fiancé (M 26) and i had to stay with them for 6 weeks while our home was being renovated and since we both wfh, we helped her and it is AMAZING how much happier she is when she has help. I helped with the kids and my fiancé even drove her to doctors appointments. Her husband literally only acknowledges he is a parent when his family is around, then he is a god fearing, hard working, father of 5. he is the one that wanted more kids, she wanted to stop after her last baby but he “needed more boys”. I am seriously concerned not only for her, but her kids as well because now her oldest is seeing what’s happening and trying to help but my sister is prideful and refuses to let her child do anything.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 07:32 |
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That is one fuckin' ride or die sister.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 07:49 |
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limp_cheese posted:This post reminds me of another post that explains real love. Something about how the husband has had to replace the thermometer a few times a year for 30 years and she refuses to listen. I think the last line is something like "So I repair the thermostat again, knowing full well she will break it AGAIN, because I genuinely don't want her to be cold." Anyone have that handy? quote:gently caress all the pop song puppy love bullshit. Your heart skipping a beat
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 08:25 |
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Nooner posted:This dude rules Its obvious that most of you did not read the story, or at least not between the lines. (Which I kinda get, it was a huge wall of text) I was all set to see OP as just a huge drunk gently caress up, but later on the GFs reactions were so harsh and weird. I figured it was just that she wasn't over the driveway thing. But all the stuff afterwards , especially the hosed up way she reacted that he sat in such a way that he was shorter then her for a few seconds, and his constant apologizing for everything... Poor dude is getting abused. I was in his exact position for a good while, and its what led to my issues with alcoholism for a good couple years. Guy needs to leave NOW.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 08:35 |
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My best friend's black cat tripped me on the stairs at nightquote:I was staying with my best friend who lives in Washington state, she has a jet black cat, I am mobility-disabled enough that I walk with a cane (but can do so easily enough). One night, I got up during the night, walked down the hall to the stairs to get water from the kitchen (they live in a split level, bedrooms above kitchen/living room above basement), started downstairs, and about one step down, the cat was APPARENTLY lying across the stairs. I did not see it until after I landed, but the stairs were NOT clear and are not lit with any light, and later my boyfriend's husband mentioned that he's almost tripped over the cat elsewhere in the house. This was NOT MENTIONED to me beforehand. The railings on this section of the stairs DO NOT go all the way to the top of the stairs (bedroom hallway) so a person has to take a couple of stairs holding on to nothing but my cane. I don't know if I went airborne or just bounced down the stairs, I stopped when my head slammed into the side of the wooden entertainment center in the living room. Much hollering for help later, my best friend called 911, fire dept came, they brought an ambulance, who took me to the nearest hospital for my HMO, thankfully NOT FAR. At the hospital, they did CTs on my head and neck and released me without addressing my INCREDIBLY painful formerly-good-leg. I'm going through various xrays and Dr appts for that leg now that I'm home in CA.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 08:37 |
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Cat did it on purpose, he'd been planning it for a while
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 08:50 |
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'That doesn't sound right.' is just one of those amazing sentences.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 08:56 |
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quote:(thermostat.txt) AITA for leaving poo poo in the toilet? quote:Okay, okay. I know what you're thinking. "of course you are, op, that's disgusting!"
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 09:09 |
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Evil Willow posted:My best friend's black cat tripped me on the stairs at night I like the random capitalization, it's fun to read with them bellowing here and there.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 09:09 |
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Yup, I was (unfortunately) on the money. Went back to read the comments, dude wanted to go sober, and she refused to let him. Poor dude wanted to leave, but was afraid of what she'd do if he left. It was a few months ago, so hopefully he left and stopped drinking altogether. Remember kids, women who are obsessed with height differences with men and mad when men are shorter, are basically always huge psycho assholes. Maybe the distaff equivalent of a man who doesn't clean his rear end correctly
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 09:21 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:My brother, when a toddler, used to freak the gently caress out at seeing crickets. My dad's idea was to show him how one stomps on a bug, screaming DEAD MEAT. This proved very effective, and many years of DEAD MEAT ensued. My dad and brother, of course, left the smashed bugs for others to clean up. My sister is absolutely terrified of spiders, and also very devoted to avoid passing it on to her kids, asking her partner to escort the "little cutie" from the bathroom to outside, where it'll be happier. Once when we were visiting, my parents were watching the Hobbit, and my niece came over during the spider scene and giggled at the giant silly spiders. She's a good parent. olylifter posted:he's loving 33 acting like this. Jesus had followers and poo poo by this point and you're still loving up a concrete pad ya drunken halfwit, get your poo poo together. Julius Caesar famously wept when he turned 33, because he had lived longer than Alexander the Great and not accomplished a fraction of what he did, and look at him now! He's got a salad and a pizza franchise named after him! It's never too late to turn your life around.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 09:26 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:My sister is absolutely terrified of spiders, and also very devoted to avoid passing it on to her kids, asking her partner to escort the "little cutie" from the bathroom to outside, where it'll be happier. Once when we were visiting, my parents were watching the Hobbit, and my niece came over during the spider scene and giggled at the giant silly spiders.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 09:44 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:My sister is absolutely terrified of spiders, and also very devoted to avoid passing it on to her kids, asking her partner to escort the "little cutie" from the bathroom to outside, where it'll be happier. Once when we were visiting, my parents were watching the Hobbit, and my niece came over during the spider scene and giggled at the giant silly spiders. Yo, that rocks.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 09:51 |
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That's the sweetest thing I've ever read.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 09:54 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:My sister is absolutely terrified of spiders, and also very devoted to avoid passing it on to her kids, asking her partner to escort the "little cutie" from the bathroom to outside, where it'll be happier. Once when we were visiting, my parents were watching the Hobbit, and my niece came over during the spider scene and giggled at the giant silly spiders. Your sister is genuinely pure and good. Rainbow glitter star for her. Zulily Zoetrope posted:Julius Caesar famously wept when he turned 33, because he had lived longer than Alexander the Great and not accomplished a fraction of what he did, and look at him now! He's got a salad and a pizza franchise named after him! You, too, are genuinely pure and good. This is the wholesome motivational comedy I needed in my life at 3am, thank you.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 10:01 |
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AITA for reacting with disgust to my boyfriend sharing an experience he had as a paramedic? [/quote] I'm a vet tech at an ER and I have to do paw prints and body care on a lot of animals each shift. At no time did I say, 'look at his cute cat/dog!" while displaying the body. Every dead pet is treated as respectfully as we can. I shave excess hair and trim nails for clay paw prints so they will look better, not for my own preferences. It the client wants hair, I brush it until it looks nice, then trim it off. I have clipped and bathed a dead pet's feet, then blow dried them just to get a decent print. If your man has less respect for a human body than I have for an animal, he's hosed up.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 10:19 |
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empty sea posted:AITA for reacting with disgust to my boyfriend sharing an experience he had as a paramedic? quote:I'm a vet tech at an ER and I have to do paw prints and body care on a lot of animals each shift. At no time did I say, 'look at his cute cat/dog!" while displaying the body. Every dead pet is treated as respectfully as we can. I shave excess hair and trim nails for clay paw prints so they will look better, not for my own preferences. It the client wants hair, I brush it until it looks nice, then trim it off. I have clipped and bathed a dead pet's feet, then blow dried them just to get a decent print. Finding out this is done makes me inordinately more happy with the world, even if in a small way. Thank you.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 10:25 |
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Sometimes necrophilia is the only way to get out of being a virgin after 20.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 10:34 |
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quote:
My first dog died in 2018 and I keep his pawprint in a closet in a bag with his ash container, and this comment made me take it out and look at it for the first time since i got it from the vet. Anyway just wanted to say thank you for doing what you do.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 11:04 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA For Calling My BIL Out For His Weaponized Incompetence And Calling Him Pathetic At Dinner?
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 12:48 |
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AITA for telling my brother and SIL “you got your big day now you have deal with the consequences”quote:My (29f) brother (31m) and his wife (34f) got married two months ago, they had a destination wedding oooof
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 13:02 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my brother and SIL “you got your big day now you have deal with the consequences” I refer back to my previous post Alchenar posted:gently caress anyone who plans a tropical destination wedding and isn't either a) rich and paying for everyone to fly out and stay, or b) willing to accept that a huge number of invitees are not going to come.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 13:17 |
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People really are conditioned to let weddings turn them into frothing megalomaniacs to a level only rivalled by fascist dictators.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 13:26 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not even eating a spoonful of this woman's cake? I found footage of this incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zP-uqXZogc mllaneza posted:Thermostat I like to imagine that these people are now living in domestic bliss after having replaced the halogen bulb with a LED
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 13:42 |
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Gadzuko posted:I found footage of this incident: He never told her, and fakes replacing it.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 13:59 |
Mx. posted:AITA for telling my brother and SIL “you got your big day now you have deal with the consequences” Yeah, airlines don't let you fly 9 months pregnant and ready to pop. Also getting incredibly salty about people almost 100 years old not travelling, people with fairly late stage breast cancer not travelling, and people who can't afford a two week holiday that they didn't choose the venue for and which revolves around people who seem to be at best very hard work shows a lack of self awareness only rivalled by trying to make the 'mom will be dead in six months' family dinner all about their stupid wedding.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 14:00 |
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Now instead of the coil breaking due to heat expansion, the thermostat spontaneously destroys itself with a hammer every fortnight.Mx. posted:AITA for telling my brother and SIL “you got your big day now you have deal with the consequences” Eat a whole heaping bowl of poo poo, and face the consequences of your actions. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Nov 23, 2021 |
# ? Nov 23, 2021 14:01 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my brother and SIL “you got your big day now you have deal with the consequences” I hope they reap every loving bit of what they sow. How loving dare they be such shits, over a destination wedding. IN A PANDEMIC.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 14:02 |
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I'm wedding planning and goddamn do I live for wedding stories right now.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 14:06 |
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I literally cannot understand the mindset of screaming at someone that they're spoiled in the same conversation they offered to bankroll my bridesmaids' dresses...
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 14:15 |
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duck trucker posted:I'm wedding planning and goddamn do I live for wedding stories right now. If you haven’t estranged any close friends or family you’re not doing it right.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 15:04 |
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What kind of wedding requires guests to commit to traveling for TWO WEEKS?
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 15:08 |
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haveblue posted:What kind of wedding requires guests to commit to traveling for TWO WEEKS? THIS IS MY SPECIAL FORTNIGHT OK
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 15:10 |
haveblue posted:What kind of wedding requires guests to commit to traveling for TWO WEEKS? The kind the bride wants as she had 27 guests turn up and the groom had 2. And has permanently damaged his family relationships over it.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 15:12 |
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“I want an unforgettable wedding!”
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 15:28 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 08:05 |
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haveblue posted:What kind of wedding requires guests to commit to traveling for TWO WEEKS? mandatory quarantine
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 15:35 |