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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

actionjacksoff

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Filthy Hans posted:

actionjacksoff

woah woah WOAH

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

what a great video who wouldn't want to get around on a bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j9be3kWLYk

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

zegermans posted:

My bollard... my hedge.. my ferrari

lol

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

those driving in urban areas on a bike videos are cool except doing it without a helmet and that fast seems like a great way to get destroyed by a car

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

actionjackson posted:

those driving in urban areas on a bike videos are cool except doing it without a helmet and that fast seems like a great way to get destroyed by a car

yeah, weaving through cars without lights or reflective gear too. no thanks.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


too fast for car, too slow for car, not wearing helmet that has no effect on car crushing you, not shiny enough for car

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

actionjackson posted:

I love to drive my car



aids

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Tempted to get a War on Cars t-shirt.
https://twitter.com/TheWarOnCars/status/1462798344271667202?t=sB1q5xEL225yR3HgcxSSCw&s=19

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1462877141981405188

:suicide:

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
Something that’s stuck w me for years now is the idea that Americans lack political imagination. And reading those comments reinforces it. “Oh save us Elon!” “Oh you can’t BIKE places” blah blah blah. They can’t imagine a train instead of 8000 cars. They can’t imagine a little exertion to go a few blocks to grab something via bike.

It’s wild.

Cat Puke
Apr 15, 2017
No one can imagine that the solution to transportation might just be "move things closer together." loving lead brains.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011



truly mystified how the tunnel helps

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Radirot posted:

yeah, weaving through cars without lights or reflective gear too. no thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1VSCdXFewI&t=59s

ArmedZombie has issued a correction as of 13:45 on Nov 23, 2021

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
riding at night loving rules and its the psycho drivers that make it dangerous not anything people riding bikes are doing. hth the carbrained losers in the thread

Jokerpilled Drudge has issued a correction as of 14:18 on Nov 23, 2021

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

riding at night loving rules and its the psycho drivers that make it dangerous not anything people riding bikes are doing. hth the carbrain losers in the thread

:hmmyes:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

actionjackson posted:

I love to drive my car



I drive 80 miles in one day :(

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Doing most things at anytime is safe, hulking tonnes of steal flying around you while you do it make it unsafe.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


yes I have aids, that's why I got a booster so early, how did you know

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

riding at night loving rules and its the psycho drivers that make it dangerous not anything people riding bikes are doing. hth the carbrained losers in the thread

I agree, but the psycho drivers are all trying to murder you

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

it’s either traffic forever or Johnson & Johnson Fresh Wipes. try our new lavender scent today!
- Joe Johnson

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
it's absolutely pathetic that for millions of americans, this is 35 minutes of their morning, every single day, forever (and they wouldn't have it any other way)

https://twitter.com/emveezee/status/1462936147512807431

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Polo-Rican posted:

it's absolutely pathetic that for millions of americans, this is 35 minutes of their morning, every single day, forever (and they wouldn't have it any other way)

https://twitter.com/emveezee/status/1462936147512807431

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
drive thrus are now illegal

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Walk throughs are awesome and more places need them

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost
The idea of spending ~$5 for a 400+cal beverage every day boggles my mind. It's a wonder that Americans arent even more obese

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Bikes being banned from drive-thrus make me very angry

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Cugel the Clever posted:

Walk throughs are awesome and more places need them

I love to walk up to a little window

Gabagool
Jul 20, 2020

Polo-Rican posted:

it's absolutely pathetic that for millions of americans, this is 35 minutes of their morning, every single day, forever (and they wouldn't have it any other way)

https://twitter.com/emveezee/status/1462936147512807431

Almost every Starbucks around here has to have traffic horses in one of their entrances now because the traffic spillover from their drive thrus basically shuts down a lane at every meal rush (even evenings). And you can't really park close in the lot because there's a chance you get boxed in by the loving drive thru line.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

drive thrus are now illegal

my city actually did that lol

https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/minneapolis-drive-thru-ban/

doesn't affect current ones, but it's certainly still a good thing

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

actionjackson posted:

my city actually did that lol

https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/minneapolis-drive-thru-ban/

doesn't affect current ones, but it's certainly still a good thing

1. Buy up most/all the McDonald's franchises in your city
2. Lobby to get this law passed for CO2 emissions, uh yeah that's it, hahaha, and uh, pedestrian safety, hahaha lmao
3. Enjoy your new monopoly ON DRIVE THRUS IN THE MIDWEST LMAO or just immediately sell all franchises for 2x what they were worth before the law passed

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

wtf how did he get runover and immediately scamper away

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

adrenaline

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lil poopendorfer posted:

wtf how did he get runover and immediately scamper away

maybe if you weaklings drove a car you'd understand

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Polo-Rican posted:

it's absolutely pathetic that for millions of americans, this is 35 minutes of their morning, every single day, forever (and they wouldn't have it any other way)

https://twitter.com/emveezee/status/1462936147512807431

Astounding how much space 35 or 36 (I counted twice, did not want to count again) cars takes up lol. But yeah a tunnel would definitely solve this problem.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

pointsofdata posted:

truly mystified how the tunnel helps

According to Elon and his army of carbrained dummies, when one tunnel gets full you just dig another one underneath it, forever

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

hang on, are you suggesting the efficiency of the free market is bad and/or dumb??

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

pointsofdata posted:

truly mystified how the tunnel helps

it's less visible if if a hundred people get pulped by a pileup in a tunnel vs on a freeway

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Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Sky train? No, tunnel car.

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