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bagmonkey)
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THIS IS THE CARROT PAGE.  
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Nov 23, 2021 16:21
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Nov 23, 2021 16:23
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Nov 23, 2021 16:27
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I was watching regular broadcast TV this week and there was an ad for some sort of treatment for if you have a bent penis And they kept showing this couple and this carrot    Pretty dang weird but I guess some people need this product
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Nov 23, 2021 16:28
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Nov 23, 2021 16:31
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No I'm posting about my dog. We send the dog to daycare for enrichment and when we have a lot of meetings so he's not stuck waiting for a walk. I got mad on a meeting this morning because I did nothing wrong but still failed at something because a bunch of managers got their heads stuck up their asses. Due to that I had to talk about my feelings for an hour with one of the few people that could've overridden the aforementioned managers and short circuited my issue. I'm even madder now.
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Nov 23, 2021 16:37
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Something I threw together for LAP's 'space carrot' thread:
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Nov 23, 2021 16:37
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This carrot will kick your rear end
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Nov 23, 2021 16:46
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I got mad on a meeting this morning because I did nothing wrong but still failed at something because a bunch of managers got their heads stuck up their asses. I feel like if you had to have an hour long meeting about how mad you are professionally things MIGHT be going off the rails. Think about who's saying this.
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Nov 23, 2021 16:50
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Didn't someone (maybe sid?) make a sexy carrot thread at some point?
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Nov 23, 2021 16:57
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sexy AF
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Nov 23, 2021 17:12
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*extremely robot voice* HARDSUIT
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Nov 23, 2021 17:12
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i like carrots.
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Nov 23, 2021 17:18
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Nov 23, 2021 17:22
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Not sure if I am surprised the carrot page got horny so quickly, or surprised that it took so long for the carrot page to get horny…
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Nov 23, 2021 17:24
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Not sure if I am surprised the carrot page got horny so quickly, or surprised that it took so long for the carrot page to get horny… 
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Nov 23, 2021 17:33
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Carrots with hummus dip are a great healthy snack
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Nov 23, 2021 17:34
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Not sure if I am surprised the carrot page got horny so quickly, or surprised that it took so long for the carrot page to get horny… 
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Nov 23, 2021 17:38
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Can you guys tell my local dispensaries to get some good fuckin' deals going already? I wanna go buy some marijuana cartridges for Thanksgiving but these deals SUCK!
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Nov 23, 2021 17:38
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Nov 23, 2021 17:39
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MPP can we get some carrot anime up in here thanks my dude
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Nov 23, 2021 17:39
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bagmonkey posted:MPP can we get some carrot anime up in here thanks my dude   
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Nov 23, 2021 17:53
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Ahhh, yes. That's the good poo poo. Thanks MPP!!!
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Nov 23, 2021 17:58
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bagmonkey posted:Ahhh, yes. That's the good poo poo. Thanks MPP!!! 
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Nov 23, 2021 18:08
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anime carrot images were surprisingly chaste. maybe this thread is turning a corner...
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Nov 23, 2021 18:13
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Nov 23, 2021 18:24
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The Bloop posted:I was watching regular broadcast TV this week and there was an ad for some sort of treatment for if you have a bent penis I am horrified to think that there is a pill that can change the angle of my dangle. what is someone spikes my drink with a whole bottle and I wind up with a corkscrew penis like a duck or something? 
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Nov 23, 2021 18:38
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Didn't someone (maybe sid?) make a sexy carrot thread at some point? Nevermind, it was LAP https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3927501
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Nov 23, 2021 18:38
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Prof. Crocodile posted:anime carrot images were surprisingly chaste. maybe this thread is turning a corner...
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Nov 23, 2021 18:43
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Im going to need some peer reviewed studies in support of these dubious claims of taste sensitivity
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Nov 23, 2021 18:56
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Peer review deez nuts
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Nov 23, 2021 19:11
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Went to BK today looking for the Italian Chicken sando but apparently it’s already gone. Settled for a whopper, which was, as I believe BBC put it “adequate”.
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Nov 23, 2021 19:22
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I gotta tell you, I was able to get the Italian chicken because of posters going off about it. Fucks sake if that isn't the MOST boring, lame rear end thing I've ever had. It wasn't even bad. It couldn't even BE bad because of how stupidly loving boring and dumb it is.
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Nov 23, 2021 19:30
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Being punched by the cashier or having the sandwich forced into my rear end would have been more noteworthy.
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Nov 23, 2021 19:32
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Posting "where is the BEEF!?" in a negative online review for the BK Italian Chicken Sandwich.
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Nov 23, 2021 19:34
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drat that’s disappointing. It used to be good. Or at least I remember it being good the last time I had one, which was probably in the early 2000’s sometime.
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Nov 23, 2021 19:36
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I'm just saying that goons were like 'wow great it's here!' and it was like being overjoyed that toast arrived
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Nov 23, 2021 19:37
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Nov 23, 2021 19:40
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Big Beef City posted:I'm just saying that goons were like 'wow great it's here!' and it was like being overjoyed that toast arrived I've never had one 
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Nov 23, 2021 19:41
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I hope that the vitamins in carrots can see those cats to where they desperately long to be. The darkest and deepest trenches of the world's oceans as they fling themselves from our shores and the rails of our ships. Godspeed to them all and let us help them along.
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Nov 23, 2021 19:45
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