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BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

The gloves are mine

Oh gosh good heavens I didn't realize there was such sound financial advice in the corner of that image

Lol holy gently caress, I didn't notice the text before

rip $goon

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THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
Decided to just go for it and made some updates and have confirmed the build with my local dealer. Now, just to wait for 8 months...

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Why are the gauges just a tablet stuck on the dash???

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Because Tesla did it.

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
Because its literally cheaper these days

(unless there happened to be a global chip shortage reinforced by a pandemic and runaway inflatio----oh)

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

Analog tach/gauges are going to end up being luxury car features like the analog clocks in rolls and poo poo today lmao

Also I would absolutely pay extra for an analog tach, everything else I could probably be okay with digital if I had to

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
I like the seats and the steering wheel.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Hans Zimmer composes a beautiful car :discourse:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

actually it's bad

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Can't hear the haters over the sound of my Harman Kardons, pumping in that Engine-like noise

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Crunchy Black posted:

Because its literally cheaper these days

(unless there happened to be a global chip shortage reinforced by a pandemic and runaway inflatio----oh)

I've accepted that digital clusters are going to be the way going forward until analog gauges become a high end luxury option as someone else mentioned. I don't care for the ones I've seen but I'm sure it's something you get used to very quickly. That is not a good way to do it though. BMW has digital clusters in the regular 3 and 4 series that are a more traditional setup and look worlds better. You don't have to do that poo poo to be like Tesla just because it's an electric car.

Outside of that I think the interior looks great.

e: I just realized the whole thing is one long tablet. My god :negative:

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

fknlo posted:



e: I just realized the whole thing is one long tablet. My god :negative:

Behold the next-gen 5 series



I assumed that was a very rough draft of a car but it's probably just missing some plastic bezel

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Behold the next-gen 5 series



I assumed that was a very rough draft of a car but it's probably just missing some plastic bezel

I mean, the new E Class isn't much better -


I think the SUVs are going the same way

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Alarbus posted:

I mean, the new E Class isn't much better -


I think the SUVs are going the same way

That's not great but at least the dash is somewhat built around the tablet instead of just slapped the gently caress on there like on the I4

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Huh, my dealer just gave me an FYI that the German factory just cleared its calendar for week 48+, like literally took All The Cars off the calendar and now has a totally blank schedule for December and beyond

Probably nothing

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010

fknlo posted:

That's not great but at least the dash is somewhat built around the tablet instead of just slapped the gently caress on there like on the I4

It looks weird from the passenger window. Like, the driver's side is tucked in, the passenger side is not.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Huh, my dealer just gave me an FYI that the German factory just cleared its calendar for week 48+, like literally took All The Cars off the calendar and now has a totally blank schedule for December and beyond

Probably nothing

As in they literally aren't making any cars past then?

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

KillHour posted:

As in they literally aren't making any cars past then?

Orders aren't canceled, but nothing has a specific build week anymore. Maybe they're doing a big pause to get on top of things?

I just called the Genius Number and gave them my old order number and they said they can't currently comment on the status

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Orders aren't canceled, but nothing has a specific build week anymore. Maybe they're doing a big pause to get on top of things?

I just called the Genius Number and gave them my old order number and they said they can't currently comment on the status

MINI did a month long pause in August at Oxford and Nedcar to let the parts supply catch up enough so that they weren't producing at like 1/4 capacity. Maybe they are doing the same thing.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
18 buttons on that MBZ steering wheel. Just go F1 wheel at this point with a "drinks" button.



Apparently Lewis Hamilton doesn't have a "drinks" button. FAIL

Keyser_Soze fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Nov 23, 2021

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Keyser_Soze posted:

18 buttons on that MBZ steering wheel. Just go F1 wheel at this point with a "drinks" button.

It's even better because two of them are capacitive joysticks.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

KillHour posted:

It's even better because two of them are capacitive joysticks.

guys, my car is drifting
no, the joystick is drifting

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Huh, my dealer just gave me an FYI that the German factory just cleared its calendar for week 48+, like literally took All The Cars off the calendar and now has a totally blank schedule for December and beyond

Probably nothing

Could be related to G18 ramping up at the start of the year eating up parts even more than Greer already is. It's a bad sign regardless because that's a really late change to build schedules.

Time to switch your order to an X3M so you can drive a new BMW within the next year :v:

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
On the plus side your dashboard's tablet will be outdated by the time you get it, instead of having to wait 9-18 months like normal new car buyers

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
The order is canceled. If I'm gonna wait 6-12 months for a car it may as well be a Porsche

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
You also lost your avatar it seems.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
The only thing I wasn't great at... Was shutting the gently caress up

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
You could probably buy a good M car for what you were trying to buy an M////////// badge upgrade package 3 series for, and get it much faster too. The tablet isn't great.
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2013-bmw-m3-92/

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

gonna pass on getting an automatic transmission with a V8 M3

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
It's a DCT and they are fun in their own right.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Cojawfee posted:

It's a DCT and they are fun in their own right.

Yeah, he said it's an auto.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Oh you drive a car with only 3 pedals and a stick? Cute

Mike has 2 pedals 2 paddles and 2 clutches :smuggo:


Ether Frenzy posted:

You could probably buy a good M car for what you were trying to buy an M////////// badge upgrade package 3 series for, and get it much faster too. The tablet isn't great.
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2013-bmw-m3-92/

I have to drive a New Car or I get paid less because of El Capitalismo

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

Guilia QV then like the poster a page or two ago :)

They don’t have any tech so you don’t even have to worry about chip shortage affecting production!

Bonus points for a much prettier car to boot!

Pr0kjayhawk
Nov 30, 2002

:pervert:Zoom Zoom, motherfuckers:pervert:

TheBacon posted:

Guilia QV then like the poster a page or two ago :)

They don’t have any tech so you don’t even have to worry about chip shortage affecting production!

Bonus points for a much prettier car to boot!

High five

Pr0kjayhawk fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Nov 24, 2021

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

That is a mighty fun garage. His and hers with a nice starter car for Junior

Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.
Just imagine if everyone and their mothers wouldn't use tablets as dashes and instead opted for actual gauges on most models.
Hell, might even put a dent into the supply issue

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Alarbus posted:

I mean, the new E Class isn't much better -


I think the SUVs are going the same way

lol this is a vintage MB dash at this point. the new MBUX is 3 tablets as a single panel across the whole thing

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010

THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:

lol this is a vintage MB dash at this point. the new MBUX is 3 tablets as a single panel across the whole thing



Goddamn. I pulled up a 2020 E Class because that matched what I saw in the waiting room. The electric Mercedes on Mars(???) is something else.

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari


What a garage :vince:

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THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Can't hear the haters over the sound of my Harman Kardons, pumping in that Engine-like noise

It's extremely cool, like when you were a kid going to a movie and they open with that THX sound intro and you were like ohhhh gently caress i can feel it in my guts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep-tlvql_j0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNpeuQFfSlE&t=81s

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