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Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

sticksy posted:

I would like to better understand how these negotiation conversations are conducted:

e:
Well the obvious implication is that if they have sons rather than daughters then it's prostitutes all round. If they have daughters they of course have to be sent away and then it's prostitute time, baby.

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

quote:

The massive media outrage surrounding the Qatar World Cup is political and financed by people/organizations who wish harm upon the country.
Yes, the only reason to be unhappy about it is if you’re a paid shill for Qatar’s enemies.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/Pons_Voice/status/1461659401081737220?s=20

sebzilla fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Nov 19, 2021

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


“decided”?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Lol if you think it was anyone other than Giroud

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

trem_two posted:

Lol if you think it was anyone other than Giroud

It’s absolutely Giroud.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


are we absolutely sure he wasn't just giving a twix a warm place to get a bit melty?

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Strawman posted:

are we absolutely sure he wasn't just giving a twix a warm place to get a bit melty?

not sure that makes it a whole lot better

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


What is it with these footballers pooing in peoples mouths at parties?

Why can't they do it in private like normal people!

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

blue footed boobie posted:

It’s absolutely Giroud.

It's just additional promotion for his book.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

BrigadierSensible posted:

What is it with these footballers pooing in peoples mouths at parties?

Why can't they do it in private like normal people!
Because a lotta footballers are real stupid people

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
*in Tag Team voice* PARTY POOPERRRRRRRR

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/dwnews/status/1462025178238492673

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

If Sarri doesn’t work out then I guess we know who Lotito is gonna call.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1463435765350866949?t=pIo9lN2My6fgwDMq8wxWeQ&s=19

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

And he’ll receive absolutely no comeuppance whatsoever

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Is France one of the countries where if you're rich you can just pay a fine. I'm aware that thats every country but just for the sake of argument

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020

the sex ghost posted:

Is France one of the countries where if you're rich you can just pay a fine. I'm aware that thats every country but just for the sake of argument

Usually “suspended sentence”

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
My favourite is the annual headline '[Spanish footballer] faces 20 YEARS IN JAIL for tax evasion or just pay a fraction of the amount owed'

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Fabrizio Miccoli is now officially a convict after a court denied his final appeal yesterday. He reported to prison this morning and will serve 3 and half years for extortion involving the mafia. He’s already getting a break as this is normally a 7 year sentence.

The stupidest thing is that this is all over 12k euros; he paid some mafioso to go get some money back from a club owner in Palermo for someone else. Roundabout crime that I think in a lot of countries would just get off with a hefty fine if you’re rich like he is but since it’s Italy and the mafia is involved he was pretty much hosed from the beginning. It didn’t help that in a wiretap he insulted Giovanni Falcone, famous anti mafia prosecutor and judge who was brutally killed by the mob in the 90s with a roadside bomb.

https://www.gazzetta.it/Altri-Mondi/24-11-2021/fabrizio-miccoli-ex-palermo-si-presentato-carcere-rovigo-430123662224.shtml (in Italian)

Begall
Jul 28, 2008

This has me wondering if it was really just a run of the mill sex tape, or if it was something more unusual/illegal? It’s weird to me that footballers would be so bothered about a video of them having plain/vanilla sex coming out that it’d be worth a blackmail attempt, given that they can’t seem to stop recording each other.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Begall posted:

This has me wondering if it was really just a run of the mill sex tape, or if it was something more unusual/illegal? It’s weird to me that footballers would be so bothered about a video of them having plain/vanilla sex coming out that it’d be worth a blackmail attempt, given that they can’t seem to stop recording each other.

I’m guessing the players were demonstrating an Eiffel Tower, which would either bring great shame or pride to the nation of France and their mean’s football team.

Alternative answer: Twix

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Wasn’t it something with underage ladies? Or am I thinking of the wrong benzema sex scandal?

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Mathieu Valbuena is involved so at the very least it's about midget porn

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Begall posted:

This has me wondering if it was really just a run of the mill sex tape, or if it was something more unusual/illegal? It’s weird to me that footballers would be so bothered about a video of them having plain/vanilla sex coming out that it’d be worth a blackmail attempt, given that they can’t seem to stop recording each other.

Footballers don’t have sex without another man present.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Wasn’t it something with underage ladies? Or am I thinking of the wrong benzema sex scandal?

That was the prostitute benzema and ribery hired.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Vinestalk posted:

Mathieu Valbuena is involved so at the very least it's about midget porn

Any excuse to post this picture.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Wasn’t it something with underage ladies? Or am I thinking of the wrong benzema sex scandal?

It was more along the lines of cheating on the wife.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Healbot posted:

It was more along the lines of cheating on the wife.
Valbuena is both French and a footballer. The only way a vanilla sex tape would be embarrassing enough for blackmail is if it was sex with his wife.

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

edogawa rando posted:

Any excuse to post this picture.



lol

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Healbot posted:

It was more along the lines of cheating on the wife.

Uh he’s French

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Wasn't there a suggestion it was gay sex?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Gigi Galli posted:

Fabrizio Miccoli is now officially a convict after a court denied his final appeal yesterday. He reported to prison this morning and will serve 3 and half years for extortion involving the mafia. He’s already getting a break as this is normally a 7 year sentence.

The stupidest thing is that this is all over 12k euros; he paid some mafioso to go get some money back from a club owner in Palermo for someone else. Roundabout crime that I think in a lot of countries would just get off with a hefty fine if you’re rich like he is but since it’s Italy and the mafia is involved he was pretty much hosed from the beginning. It didn’t help that in a wiretap he insulted Giovanni Falcone, famous anti mafia prosecutor and judge who was brutally killed by the mob in the 90s with a roadside bomb.

https://www.gazzetta.it/Altri-Mondi/24-11-2021/fabrizio-miccoli-ex-palermo-si-presentato-carcere-rovigo-430123662224.shtml (in Italian)

drat it. Miccoli always seemed like a nice guy too. What a waste.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

https://www.vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/2021/12/15/van-peteghem-na-veljkovic/

The above website is broken and appears to be just displaying nonsense strings of random vowels, but apparently nearly all of Belge pro football is being investigated for fraud

I'll let you write your own joke

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


That explains the FIFA ranking

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
charlie adam has been arrested for drink driving after crashing into a tree

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Is the tree ok?

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Jose posted:

charlie adam has been arrested for drink driving after crashing into a tree

he was almost the biggest transfer 10 years ago

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

remember when charlie adam fell over taking a corner

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Tokyo Sexwale posted:

he was almost the biggest transfer 10 years ago
When was this? I don’t recall him ever being hyped up that much.

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