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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

my perfect rectal wall clip lands me as the world champion for the conception speedrun (any%, wrong warp)

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Endorph posted:

you can technically get pregnant from giving a guy a footjob if the guy's a good shot. like c'mon

360 noscope

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

the content that revives chat thread to its former postcount glory

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

rear end cum

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

making polsy WORK

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

kirbysuperstar posted:

drat maybe you should have made this guy a mod, julias

Saagonsa
Dec 29, 2012

Aurora posted:



pictured: sperm jumping through the secret shortcut between the colon and the uterus

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Willo567 posted:

Chat Thread XXVI:Reminder that yes, it is in fact possible to get knocked up from anal

Julius, you know what you must do

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

dogsicle posted:

rear end cum

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I am so sad that I slept through this

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
https://twitter.com/dammititscbj/status/1330650551567196164

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

rear end cum

Polsy
Mar 23, 2007

Namtab posted:

making polsy WORK

Not at this time of night

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

cum is stored in the anus

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

'penetrate the walls of the digestive system' how would you not die

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

stomach acid??? how deep do you think it goes

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

STOMACH ACID???

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Namtab posted:

you answered your own question

haha, gottem

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Endorph posted:

STOMACH ACID???

well it's acid it burns through the stomach like a cartoon,

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

acid is stored in the rectum

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Endorph posted:

'penetrate the walls of the digestive system' how would you not die

I assume the theory is that live semen somehow survives your stomach acid, is absorbed in the intestines, exits into the womb and then finds egg.

lots of plot holes in this theory

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Namtab posted:

I assume the theory is that live semen somehow survives your stomach acid, is absorbed in the intestines, exits into the womb and then finds egg.

lots of plot holes in this theory



how are we getting from point a to point b here

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Aurora posted:



pictured: sperm jumping through the secret shortcut between the colon and the uterus

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Namtab posted:

I assume the theory is that live semen somehow survives your stomach acid, is absorbed in the intestines, exits into the womb and then finds egg.

lots of plot holes in this theory

where there's a will, there's a way

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Endorph posted:



how are we getting from point a to point b here

via the intestines and colon

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Namtab posted:

via the intestines and colon
i dont think most people are getting off hard enough to shoot it all the way up in there

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008



the intestines are actually full of these

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Endorph posted:

i dont think most people are getting off hard enough to shoot it all the way up in there

thats even more impossible than via the oral method

Vizuyos
Jun 17, 2020

Thank U for reading

If you hated it...
FUCK U and never come back
are you talking about goku or something

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Vizuyos posted:

are you talking about goku or something

goku has hosed, yes

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

do you think goku takes it in the rear end or is he not interested

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Aurora posted:

rear end cum

:nws: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum :nws:

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Aurora posted:

do you think goku takes it in the rear end or is he not interested

Goku is definitely a lights out, missionary position kinda guy

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

pregnancy by way of super metroid speedrun strats

sequence break the zygote state to get shinespark early and go straight down at the tonsil shortcut

it's called the zesty jacuzzi

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZL5UAE6GVk

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
this is what the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon is for

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

Namtab posted:

the only way to get pregnant is for sperm to enter the reproductive system via the vagina

oh ya then explain jesus christ or the pregnancy stone from hxh

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

if it cannot penetrate the walls of the digestive system, a sperm will die without fertilizing an egg

we are the sperm, the world is our digestive system

if we cannot penetrate the intestine wall, we will die without fertilizing an egg

rip the intestine, for the revolution of the world!

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

cum

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homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

i knew it was a good idea to post the javtitles tweet

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