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Star Citizen: I Find The Most Erotic Part of a Woman is the Boobies
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Nov 25, 2021 09:24
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:Remind me how they're supposed to be able to mod a permanently online game?  Easy you just do it on your private server I noticed only now that the modding manual promises that you can create your own ships using the modding manual. 
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Nov 25, 2021 09:39
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trucutru posted:Rumors say it'll be best suited to loading/unloading big containers from the Hull C an others. As a Hull C owner, I've been very interested in learning more about the RAFT, since CIG explained that we're going to have to manually move cargo from hangars to a docked Hull C. So even if it can't carry as mang SCU as a MAX/Taurus, if it can move the big containers easily, I'll probably grab one.  Instead of there simply being some crane, like in reality. Even ISS has a robotic arm to handle large payloads. But it seems that in the future as envisioned by  , they will sell specialized spaceships for everything, eventually there will be spaceship to wipe backers' asses**rear end wiping tech not implemented yet, toilet rolls sold separately Dwesa fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Nov 25, 2021 |
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Nov 25, 2021 09:51
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If Crob really wants to keep these Neckbeards happy and get the $$$ flowing in then he needs to design a giant floating brothel
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Nov 25, 2021 10:12
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lobsterminator posted:Kids and teens love sex and violence, because it's forbidden. If SC really wants to be an adult game that doesn't appeal to kids, they should have the game be mostly filling paperwork and filing mission reports. Commander B'Tak (timidly) endorses this message. At least, that's how he sees it.
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Nov 25, 2021 10:16
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smellmycheese posted:If Crob really wants to keep these Neckbeards happy and get the $$$ flowing in then he needs to design a giant floating brothel Press USE to ogle.
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Nov 25, 2021 10:55
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trucutru posted:
Why does it look like a lego dog? And this mighty manly spaceship can load like 2 shipping containers?
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Nov 25, 2021 10:55
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commando in tophat posted:Why does it look like a lego dog? And this mighty manly spaceship can load like 2 shipping containers? This is Crobbler, the third container is a suppository.
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Nov 25, 2021 12:02
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commando in tophat posted:Why does it look like a lego dog? And this mighty manly spaceship can load like 2 shipping containers? Well you see REDACTED and then REDACTED because REDACTED up your REDACTED.
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Nov 25, 2021 12:54
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Nov 25, 2021 13:17
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chadbear posted:
didn't they also kill private servers some time ago lol
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Nov 25, 2021 13:38
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Someone please tell these people that there is a vast amount of erotic materials out there, you don't need every game to be a sex game. Perhaps he would like to peruse some erotic novels? I always found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longarm_(book_series) to be an enjoyable read and there's like 400 of them.
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Nov 25, 2021 15:38
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Fidelitious posted:Someone please tell these people that there is a vast amount of erotic materials out there, you don't need every game to be a sex game. Perhaps he would like to peruse some erotic novels? I'm looking forward to their dissing of Loverslab modded Starfield when it inevitably happens. "That bellybutton texture does't have enough fidelity" "Those NPCs just have sex because of a trigger, it's not a quanta-state sentient decision." "Amateurs... They didn't even model stains on the sheet"
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Nov 25, 2021 15:46
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Incitatus posted:What scent are naked body air fresheners? Smegma
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Nov 25, 2021 15:50
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Fidelitious posted:Someone please tell these people that there is a vast amount of erotic materials out there, you don't need every game to be a sex game. Perhaps he would like to peruse some erotic novels? But it's not TECH . Erotic is something these weirdos want because it's "an adult thing". Their main focus is some stupid TECH Let me present some evidence: insane commando posted:We have FOIP. Eventually imagine FBOIP. Full body over ip. You know, instead of just streaming that video (I guess there is a danger other person is ugly? But probably still better than star citizen models), or maybe meeting someone in person? You'll also notice the strongest citizen drug in the above quote - "imagine"
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Nov 25, 2021 15:50
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cirus posted:Smegma Hello
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Nov 25, 2021 15:51
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I am sure SC would make even sex incredibly dull. You would need to scroll through unreadable inner thought menus and the whole procedure would take at least 4 hours to complete.
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Nov 25, 2021 16:14
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Dwesa posted:I am sure SC would make even sex incredibly dull. You would need to scroll through unreadable inner thought menus and the whole procedure would take at least 4 hours to complete. That is, if you don't fall through your partner.
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Nov 25, 2021 16:16
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I'm thoroughly impressed that the Drake Cutlass still hasn't seen any changes since it was launched, despite them promising all sorts of stuff that it's now clear they don't want to acknowledge making, since it'd mean lots of 
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Nov 25, 2021 16:29
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A report: tried to complete a delivery mission.quote:1. I went to the Starfarer and picked up the boxes. quote:Do you run everywhere? I walk everywhere and this almost never happens to me. It could be the sudden changes in position that running causes relative to the server's ability to keep up that keeps killing you. Try walking and doing everything calmly and deliberately, see if that makes a difference. Beware of the wind that makes you slide like on ice skates... and then kills you. quote:This is the answer right here. It doesn't have to be a slow walk, just dial back the mouse wheel at bit. If you are on a flat surface sprinting is usually safe, but ramps and stairs punish runners. I've been blown over,flung through the air etc, but since I was just jogging I took no damage. I have yet to die to this in 3.15. Beware of those punishing ramps Also, you can adjust your movement speed with the mouse wheel. If you're wearing heavy armor you won't be able to run even if you crank the mouse wheel all the way up but the game will consider you to be running anyways (because wheel is up) so you'll die for running too fast as you slowly walk.
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Nov 25, 2021 17:26
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Crazily enough I didn’t die once during my hour long quest to deliver a box I think I had what one would call a “one off” experience I fully expected to die anytime I touched a planet surface or ship. But alas
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Nov 25, 2021 18:15
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hour long quest to deliver a box hour long quest to deliver a box
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Nov 25, 2021 18:44
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I saw some video that showed some ground assault with infantry and dropships where they raid some town with AI and they’re talking about how you can only do this in star citizen and I thought until then that it was just a janky war hammer arma 3 mod because you very much can do exactly this with much less effort and better AI in arma.
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Nov 25, 2021 18:52
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trucutru posted:A report: tried to complete a delivery mission. Ah so the server can't keep up with the default movement speed provided to the player, yet will be groundbreaking never before seen MMO technology
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Nov 25, 2021 18:58
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:I saw some video that showed some ground assault with infantry and dropships where they raid some town with AI and they’re talking about how you can only do this in star citizen and I thought until then that it was just a janky war hammer arma 3 mod because you very much can do exactly this with much less effort and better AI in arma. And you don't do that in Planetside 2 because its servers allow you to drop on other players which are expecting you, not on braindead NPCs.
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Nov 25, 2021 19:16
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I remember 30min delivery quests going down in player history as really really bad and better off skipped. In Star Citizen that is considered worth repeating dozens of times lol
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Nov 25, 2021 19:22
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peter gabriel posted:hour long quest to deliver a box You make it sound like that’s extreme. Once they add in the other systems, you’ll be wishing you got those easy credits while you could.
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Nov 25, 2021 19:43
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trucutru posted:They are going to be selling the Hull series again (the big cargo ships with the ridiculous extending struts) at the end of the anniversary sale. $300-450 says tier 0 container functionality will not be present when that ship is put up for sale
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Nov 25, 2021 19:44
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They'll dodge implementing containers by posting an in-universe video about container shortages in the "game" "world," and get showered in pledges for being so current.
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Nov 25, 2021 20:09
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All you need to know about the Argo RAFT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNTSRI8TRW0&t=105s 'So at the moment the cargo containers are a fixed part of the ship, until we actually get the cargo refactor". It can also have all sorts of weapons but the weapons are not included. It apparently has a crew of four to handle those all of those 3 containers, just like regular semitrucks do in real life! SelenicMartian posted:They'll dodge implementing containers by posting an in-universe video about container shortages in the "game" "world," and get showered in pledges for being so current. No need to! cargo is still T0.
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Nov 25, 2021 20:26
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Sammus posted:You make it sound like that’s extreme. Once they add in the other systems, you’ll be wishing you got those easy credits while you could. *Gets home from work* *Immediately kicks up some Bruce Springsteen and enters hyperspace for six hours*
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Nov 25, 2021 20:29
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"it has vtol thrusters [...]" that are completely irrelevant and unnecessary because every ship in this game can hover in any planet's atmosphere with nothing but their reaction thrusters
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Nov 25, 2021 20:32
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trucutru posted:But have you thought about how the hell are you going to load the cargo containers in them with maximum fidelitiousness? Well, the Argo RAFT is the answer It'll sell like hotcakes
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Nov 25, 2021 20:39
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an actual frog posted:Wow. That design is fussy and greebly as gently caress, and its ship:cargo ratio is hilarious. And only the front side is actually accessible, the back is just a bunch of pipes that do ??? and hold the cargo. But is has a window that lets you look at the cargo! So you can jumo and then go look at it for the next 10 minutes while you wait.
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Nov 25, 2021 20:49
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Generally I like the jpegs in Star Citizen, they're good 80s scifi ripoffs if nothing else. But that space... tractor trailer? Dockyard crane? Whatever, it looks so dumb.
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Nov 25, 2021 20:52
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Space:1999 called. They want their spaceship back https://moonbasealpha.fandom.com/wiki/Eagle_Transporter
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Nov 25, 2021 20:57
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That or the Lifter from Elite: 3 containers underneath, vtol thrusters... never been done before!
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Nov 25, 2021 21:04
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meanwhile real, proper next gen graphics can be found on kiddy consoles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3DEM6XDDTk
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Nov 25, 2021 21:20
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CIG has never exactly been obscure in their aping of just about everything else from Top Gear, other games, movies, car commercials, and everything else.
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Nov 25, 2021 21:21
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Bumble He posted:meanwhile real, proper next gen graphics can be found on kiddy consoles:
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Nov 25, 2021 21:23
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