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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
nightelf if you really want to fit in here I would recommend you stop being a troper forever, there’s a reason we had multiple mock threads dedicated to tvtropes throughout the first half of the 2010s

it won’t fix EVERYTHING but it’d be a solid start

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

nightelf if you really want to fit in here I would recommend you stop being a troper forever, there’s a reason we had multiple mock threads dedicated to tvtropes throughout the first half of the 2010s

it won’t fix EVERYTHING but it’d be a solid start

That reason was that it was really funny to mock tropers

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
but then they started going downhill, as all the easily mockable stuff got mined out and the desperate inhabitants turned to increasingly arcane and petty things to mock, until the threads just became weird and uncomfortable for everyone
the mock-thread death spiral

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Mocking aint easy

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Namtab posted:

Mocking aint easy

unlike your mom lol

FeyerbrandX
Oct 9, 2012

BisbyWorl posted:

daydwarf_38, you mean.

Please, nothing so simple.

"After pondering my rebranding for the hour that it so rightly deserves and searching the internet for cool things and cool numbers I have found the answer: Weedlord_Goku_Sephiroth42069"

:wtc: I went to bed scrolling through this stuff with like 18 unreads to just clear off the page and woke up to 30.

hopeandjoy
Nov 28, 2014



nightelf_37 posted:

Necropost for interest. What happened to this SSLP? Is it going to continue?

I was thinking of doing a play of this game but without the edge, but when I tried, the game got stuck at the part where the leader was supposed to do the thing he was going to have his Houndoom do to the fail grunt instead of incinerating him.

He’s now interest checking in my dead LP thread so…….. lol

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Will Rogers posted:

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Well, this one guy's been pissing for weeks and nothing happened. So he must be doing something right.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


IGgy IGsen posted:

Well, this one guy's been pissing for weeks and nothing happened. So he must be doing something right.

https://twitter.com/tactfulogre/status/1347278500076654594

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Can't wait to hear Brass Against cover this one.

Nidoking
Jan 27, 2009

I fought the lava, and the lava won.
I can't be the only one thinking about Neil Cicierega, can I?

Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013

Waffleman_ posted:

Evidence that we should reinstate the Pokemon ban

Hmm, I'll allow it.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Nidoking posted:

I can't be the only one thinking about Neil Cicierega, can I?

:haibrower:

Acerbatus
Jun 26, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BisbyWorl posted:

Perhaps you should have thought of that before becoming the amputee sex slave hentai pokemon romhack guy.

Maybe people just need to see it to understand its genius

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

IGgy IGsen posted:

posters: leave!
nightelf_37: Mmmh, yeah, rename account right?
posters: LEAVE
nightelf_37: Huh, so a new account, do I need another e-mail address?
posters: LEAVE!

(at this point nightelf_37 necros the thread of an on-hiatus LP and checks for interest.)

nightelf_37: Can I still follow this one LP?
posters: LEEAAAAAAVE!!!

(t this point nightelf_37 gets probated for the above necroposting.)

After probation - nightelf_37: Oh, one more thing.... (necros same thread again for no good reason)
Kinu: Stop!! loving!! Posting!!


Updated the official timeline.

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Nov 26, 2021

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
I’m assuming the only reason they haven’t tried to necro the Pokémon Rebon thread yet is because OFS mercifully locked it long ago.

But yeah, we’re getting into dril tweet levels of “I will never log off” now and it’s kind of sad. Or it would be if the guy involved wasn’t a sexcreep.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




part of me wants to suggest ramping the probe length and part of me wants it to stay the same to i can keep laughing at this loving idiot

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

He put the "rules of making an LP" in his drat signature.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Waffleman_ posted:

He put the "rules of making an LP" in his drat signature.

And yet he curiously left out the "No Porn Games" ones :thunk:

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I feel like this is what he actually means by 1)

quote:

Three Rules of Screenshot Let's Play Creation:
1) SomethingAwful actually has standards for what's okay here.
2) It's better to LP something you're motivated in working on.
3) Some games just don't work for SSLPs.

LP doesn't really HAVE any standards at this point, and that's good. You can do whatever and :justpost:. The worst thing that can happen is that people aren't interested in it, usually. The sandcastle at this point is mainly there to point out any glaring, big issues. What to make of the feedback and how to ultimately handle the LP is left to the LPer. I think that's a good thing for the most part. You don't get dunked on or punished significantly unless you REALLY gently caress up. For example by walking into the porn game request rake and then in the casual racism test post rake and finally there's rakes for simply continuing to post despite being told not to multiple times. So many rakes.

I used to be in an LP community that had more strict standards compared to SA. Even back in the day when it still existed and I always felt that created a more restrictive, almost elitist, environment. I said it before but I'm glad this place is more open.

That sig, though, lol, dude just put it in wordpad if you want to remember basic things about life.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



I thought a mod gave him that sig…

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
mods can't alter user sigs afaik. only edit posts or change avatars.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
The only way your sig changes without your input is if you get banned, as far as I know.
It'll turn into "This thread, brought to you by a tremendous dickhead." in a gray text.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

https://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=160033

This test post will be split into three posts once I make the thread: the OP, and two updates which I'll just post back to back. I decided to make two already because the first one is nothing but intro cut scenes.

The only thing I was struggling with a little bit was the 900px width limit for the LP archive. If I resize full game screenshots to 900px the text becomes very hard to read.
I "solved" that by resizing images where the text is not critical, using smaller crops of the screen where it is, and only leaving in a few larger images where I wanted to show off something in context. Those last few will need to be resized before archiving but that's no huge loss.

Any feedback?

ivantod
Mar 27, 2010

Mahalo, fuckers.

Carbon dioxide posted:

https://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=160033

This test post will be split into three posts once I make the thread: the OP, and two updates which I'll just post back to back. I decided to make two already because the first one is nothing but intro cut scenes.

The only thing I was struggling with a little bit was the 900px width limit for the LP archive. If I resize full game screenshots to 900px the text becomes very hard to read.
I "solved" that by resizing images where the text is not critical, using smaller crops of the screen where it is, and only leaving in a few larger images where I wanted to show off something in context. Those last few will need to be resized before archiving but that's no huge loss.

Any feedback?

Honestly I would recommend against using whole paragraphs of underlined text as that is fairly unpleasant to read I think.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

ivantod posted:

Honestly I would recommend against using whole paragraphs of underlined text as that is fairly unpleasant to read I think.

Good point. As an alternative I just updated the above link to have a CO2 icon (for my nickname) instead of the underlined text for fourth-wall breaking stuff. Does this look better?

ivantod
Mar 27, 2010

Mahalo, fuckers.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Good point. As an alternative I just updated the above link to have a CO2 icon (for my nickname) instead of the underlined text for fourth-wall breaking stuff. Does this look better?

Yeah, i think that looks better. It's more readable.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

IGgy IGsen posted:

Updated the official timeline.

quote:

posters: leave!
nightelf_37: Mmmh, yeah, rename account right?
posters: LEAVE
nightelf_37: Huh, so a new account, do I need another e-mail address?
posters: LEAVE!
(at this point nightelf_37 necros the thread of an on-hiatus LP and checks for interest.)
nightelf_37: Can I still follow this one LP?
posters: LEEAAAAAAVE!!!
(at this point nightelf_37 gets probated for the above necroposting.)
After probation - nightelf_37: Oh, one more thing.... (necros same thread again for no good reason)
Kinu: Stop!! loving!! Posting!!
(nightelf_37 actually stops loving posting)
(nightelf_37 gets banned and probated for a month anyway because the first thing they did when they showed up was plug a literal porn romhack with all sorts of gross fetishes and rape poo poo in it)

The Final(?) Update of the nightelf_37 posting timeline on Something Awful. God willing, they never come back.

BisbyWorl
Jan 12, 2019

Knowledge is pain plus observation.


nine-gear crow posted:

The Final(?) Update of the nightelf_37 posting timeline on Something Awful. God willing, they never come back.

You forgot the part where he almost certainly made an alt after he stopped posting, only to out themselves less then a day later by being incredibly loving rude on the EO4 LP.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

BisbyWorl posted:

You forgot the part where he almost certainly made an alt after he stopped posting, only to out themselves less then a day later by being incredibly loving rude on the EO4 LP.

He also became briefly GBS Famous for like 20 minutes.

BisbyWorl
Jan 12, 2019

Knowledge is pain plus observation.


nine-gear crow posted:

He also became briefly GBS Famous for like 20 minutes.

The question now is if he'll try and post on his alt when that one's 24h probe ends and get banned for dodging his main's 30 day probe.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

BisbyWorl posted:

The question now is if he'll try and post on his alt when that one's 24h probe ends and get banned for dodging his main's 30 day probe.

Good lord that alt post... at least gamingo was polite.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

really queer Christmas posted:

Good lord that alt post... at least gamingo was polite.

Turns out there's a vast difference between being a shitposter, and being a poo poo poster.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Part of me feels bad because the guy clearly doesn't understand social cues, but then I remember the amputee fetish Pokémon game and Advance Wars But Based.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
I found him delightful, in a "this subforum has been drama-free for ages and it was exciting to have a fuckin weirdo again" kind of way

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



It certainly has been entertaining watching nightelf self-destruct and manage to unite the whole usually chill subforum against them in a way only they could do.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
The initial fuckup was a sight to behold, but it was the "Why are you booing me?" energy of every subsequent post of theirs that made it magical.

BisbyWorl
Jan 12, 2019

Knowledge is pain plus observation.


nine-gear crow posted:

The initial fuckup was a sight to behold, but it was the "Why are you booing me?" energy of every subsequent post of theirs that made it magical.

I still can't believe he took the advice to abandon his first account and buy a new one, only to oh so conveniently ignore the second half of the advice to :lurkmore: for a few months and let the heat die down, completely defeating the purpose of making an alt.

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Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



I'd say he had strong :justpost: energy, but all the repeated interest checks would make me a liar.

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