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lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Just bad luck, as far as anyone can tell. I mean, why was Ahmaud Arbery targeted and murdered?

I can only imagine you had two off duty cops driving around after a hard night's drinking and suddenly spot a black man walking alone on a quiet street. They must have thought it was Christmas. Then the call comes in that, oh poo poo, they beat up an actor who's on this big popular TV show.


I don't think it was a random thing. Remember he got a threatening letter sent to him a week before the whole incident. THe rest of your theory is solid but this is a reach imo

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he probably wasn't singled out. he was a black man out alone late at night and cpd are racist animals. then when it turned out that he was sort of a public figure the corrupt, incompetent brutes tried to cover their asses by making wild accusations and obfuscating everything. and it worked! the hoax narrative is still the prevalent story.

so you are saying cpd goes out to the nice neighborhoods of chicago late at night and does hate crime stuff w MAGA hats on?

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chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

the sex ghost posted:

Black Twitter ain't havin no bernie

Black barbershops being exited for Elizabeth Warren

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

chaleski posted:

Black barbershops being exited for Elizabeth Warren

That guy pissing his pants about his Satanic AirBnB.

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Mister Bates posted:

there's a city in Florida where you can only vote in local elections if you own land, and a supermajority of the land is owned by entities owned by the Walt Disney Company, so Disney effectively appoints the entire municipal government

this is also how Walt wanted to organize the government in his Experimental City of Tomorrow, with the twist that in EPCOT all the land would have been owned by Disney and they would just not bother having elections

I think that's how the City of London runs. I mean "the square mile" where all the banks have their headquarters and not the actual whole of London.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

lil poopendorfer posted:

I don't think it was a random thing. Remember he got a threatening letter sent to him a week before the whole incident. THe rest of your theory is solid but this is a reach imo

so you are saying cpd goes out to the nice neighborhoods of chicago late at night and does hate crime stuff w MAGA hats on?

they do hate crimes everywhere they go, yes. it's what happens when a gang of violent racists are above the law.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
do you really think police forces would do something like that? commit crimes?

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

lil poopendorfer posted:

so you are saying cpd goes out to the nice neighborhoods of chicago late at night and does hate crime stuff w MAGA hats on?

no but I think the people going out to the nice neighborhoods of chicago late at night and doing hate crime stuff w MAGA hats on being CPD is extremely believable

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mister Bates posted:

Paul Ryan proposed a plan to privatize Social Security in 2005 and it was so poorly thought out that it would have led to the US federal government directly owning all publicly traded stock in the US eventually, effectively nationalizing most of the economy

his plan was that, instead of your Social Security contributions being held by the government, it would instead be held in private investment accounts opened by, and managed by, the government. the Social Security Administration's primary function would be to use the money it received to invest in stocks and bonds, putting all money paid into Social Security directly into the stock market. any time someone retired, Social Security would then use revenue from the government's investments to purchase them an annuity that would fund their retirement.

this would include all the money they currently hold in their asset reserves, which in 2021 is almost three trillion US dollars, enough that if this plan were implemented now the Social Security Administration could directly, immediately buy about 25% of all the stocks in the DJIA.

it would make the US government the largest investor in the country, and it would inevitably snowball bigger and bigger until it forced all private investors out and the stock market was reduced entirely to the US government exchanging Social Security money for ownership shares in businesses. it would not be a question of if the government would gain a controlling stake in a major corporation, but when, and 'when' was probably 'within a few years'.

the George Bush White House called the plan stupid and irresponsible and he withdrew it in shame

lmao

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

lil poopendorfer posted:

I don't think it was a random thing. Remember he got a threatening letter sent to him a week before the whole incident. THe rest of your theory is solid but this is a reach imo

Totes forgot about the letter, you're right. But that was all just off the top of my head for what might have happened.

What we know as fact, directly from the police reports, is that there is no evidence that anything the cops said happened actually did. There's only the statements of the two brothers who are no longer cooperating with the CPD because when the cops searched their home they also loving stole a bunch of their stuff.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Mister Bates posted:

Paul Ryan proposed a plan to privatize Social Security in 2005 and it was so poorly thought out that it would have led to the US federal government directly owning all publicly traded stock in the US eventually, effectively nationalizing most of the economy

his plan was that, instead of your Social Security contributions being held by the government, it would instead be held in private investment accounts opened by, and managed by, the government. the Social Security Administration's primary function would be to use the money it received to invest in stocks and bonds, putting all money paid into Social Security directly into the stock market. any time someone retired, Social Security would then use revenue from the government's investments to purchase them an annuity that would fund their retirement.

this would include all the money they currently hold in their asset reserves, which in 2021 is almost three trillion US dollars, enough that if this plan were implemented now the Social Security Administration could directly, immediately buy about 25% of all the stocks in the DJIA.

it would make the US government the largest investor in the country, and it would inevitably snowball bigger and bigger until it forced all private investors out and the stock market was reduced entirely to the US government exchanging Social Security money for ownership shares in businesses. it would not be a question of if the government would gain a controlling stake in a major corporation, but when, and 'when' was probably 'within a few years'.

the George Bush White House called the plan stupid and irresponsible and he withdrew it in shame

this is one of my favorite posts in this thread

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Anthony Scaramucci skipped his son's birth to meet with Trump to get his long, stable job in the White House.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



“Do you believe in Santa Claus? Because at 7 it’s marginal, right?”

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The kid in the Iowa caucus doing an obviously cheating coin flip to give the caucus to Buttigieg.

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Echo Chamber posted:

Anthony Scaramucci skipped his son's birth to meet with Trump to get his long, stable job in the White House.

The guy has more than one kid and let's be honest those nine days were worth it

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

projecthalaxy posted:

The kid in the Iowa caucus doing an obviously cheating coin flip to give the caucus to Buttigieg.

LMAO I forgot about this, what's it called when you feel both joyful nostalgia and fury

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


lil poopendorfer posted:

I don't think it was a random thing. Remember he got a threatening letter sent to him a week before the whole incident. THe rest of your theory is solid but this is a reach imo

so you are saying cpd goes out to the nice neighborhoods of chicago late at night and does hate crime stuff w MAGA hats on?

you mean the group the cia brought down to gitmo to help improve their torture techniques?
i would believe literally any evil thing accused of the cpd

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Echo Chamber posted:

Anthony Scaramucci skipped his son's birth to meet with Trump to get his long, stable job in the White House.

someone post the loss edit of this

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

duz posted:

you mean the group the cia brought down to gitmo to help improve their torture techniques?
i would believe literally any evil thing accused of the cpd

The only possible reason to doubt that the jussie smollett thing was done by the cpd is that he's still alive.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Anthony Scaramucci refusing to use swear words on Bill Maher's show on HBO.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Wherever it was you personally last had hope. Lmao

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

duz posted:

you mean the group the cia brought down to gitmo to help improve their torture techniques?
i would believe literally any evil thing accused of the cpd

Yeah I am well aware of the issues with the CPD, having lived in Their jurisdiction for decades and having dealt w them legally in the past.

Portraying it as a random isolated incident performed by off duty CPD that just happened to involve Smollett is where I disagree. Some party targeted him for some reason, that’s my opinion.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
lol the time trump signed some kids hat and instead of handing it back he tossed it into the loving crowd

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Feldegast42 posted:

someone post the loss edit of this
https://twitter.com/i/events/951571075690721280

Shrecknet has issued a correction as of 18:39 on Mar 21, 2023

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

lol at going to these lengths to refuse to admit you got taken for a ride by a washed up second rate 90s child actor.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009



After another goon pointed out iPhones add confetti if you send "congratulations"



And the other take

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Chuka Umana posted:

lol at going to these lengths to refuse to admit you got taken for a ride by a washed up second rate 90s child actor.

but enough about investing in bitcoin

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

that time nancy pelosi thanked george floyd for getting murdered

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Eat This Glob posted:

that time nancy pelosi thanked george floyd for getting murdered

pelosi, when she wore kente cloth

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/newgranada1979/status/1402361877959634945?s=21

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


my god thats what that came from? We are absolutely ruled by senile dementia patient Mammon worshipping invalids

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

ArmZ posted:

pelosi, when she wore kente cloth

dems, when the olds knelt

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

Feldegast42 posted:

my god thats what that came from? We are absolutely ruled by senile dementia patient Mammon worshipping invalids

Ya And they’re all really boring too. That’s why this country needs TRUMP .. to Make America Goofy Again :911:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Kitfox88 posted:

dems, when the olds knelt

beto, when the calves cramped

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Manchin and Sinema at the Senate

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Daou, his eyes uncovered

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

ikanreed posted:

Wherever it was you personally last had hope. Lmao

Pretty sure that would be February 29, 2020 for myself and probably a few other cspammers.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Excelzior posted:

beto, when the calves cramped

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Pretty sure that would be February 29, 2020 for myself and probably a few other cspammers.

That was after we assassinated that Iranian general/hero

Edit: imagine having hope post 2016

jisforjosh has issued a correction as of 03:59 on Nov 26, 2021

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


projecthalaxy posted:

The kid in the Iowa caucus doing an obviously cheating coin flip to give the caucus to Buttigieg.

https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/1224533900946485250

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30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

jisforjosh posted:

That was after we assassinated that Iranian general/hero

Edit: imagine having hope post 2016

Watching everyone flip out because trump applied the same assassination rules we use on random kids to a major figure in international relations was actually really funny.

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