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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

"a pair" was way too formal for what i did

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Captain Jesus posted:

The left part of the diagram should just be the right part again, because the people who are racist against Romani people would gladly be racist against american minorities too if they got the chance.

Some of them yeah, but it's a weird thing where people who are otherwise not particularly racist will go on about Romani people being the worst thing since Hitler.
It doesn't help that due to centuries of institutional racism, Romani people are less integrated into society, which in turn makes them more likely to become criminals and less likely to be someone middle class people know.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mobby_6kl posted:

Just try not to suck any more dicks on your way to the car

I got this. Good one!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

bike tory posted:

Your carbs are now cauliflower, your desserts are unsweetened nut butters and your drug of choice is a ibuprofen and an early night.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




As long as we're talking about little mundanities


dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

As someone who has had 4 kidney stones (not calcium though) I am not happy.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
not gonna lie, "ibuprofen and an early night" does make you feel great after you hit 40

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

bike tory posted:

Your carbs are now cauliflower, your desserts are unsweetened nut butters and your drug of choice is a ibuprofen and an early night.
And when I wake up tomorrow I have a no sugar added yogurt (only 1 net carb! ) to really sieze the day just let me scan it into my tracking app... And instead of crackers I will have celery with my spoon of the good fats.

(Over this year I've lost over 50 pounds and feel a lot better)

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Fiber supplements will improve your life at any age

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008


Captain Jesus posted:

The left part of the diagram should just be the right part again, because the people who are racist against Romani people would gladly be racist against american minorities too if they got the chance.

The French, at least, think Black Americans are really cool (see Josephine Baker and Harlem Renaissance ex pats), while reviling the Senegalese and other Black people from former French colonies. Most Europeans have never met a latinx person* so who knows what would happen there.

*ignoring the blond haired blue eyed Argentinians and Venezuelans

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
https://twitter.com/chimponsey/status/1463796101266423812

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

Thanks for reminding me to water the plants after I get back from vacation. I forgot to water them before Ieft.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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HisMajestyBOB posted:

Thanks for reminding me to water the plants after I get back from vacation. I forgot to water them before Ieft.

You monster

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Giving people indoor plants is like saying: "Here, you kill this."

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I went to the plant lady and told her give me something immortal. Give me something that

Will

Not

Die

while slamming down successively larger fistfuls of cash onto her counter, and By God did she deliver. I suspect they may be plastic

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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I just buy catnip, and see how long Oliver allows it to remain alive.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I simply water my houseplants ?? Every now and then I rotate them???

I don't get what's difficult about this, that's literally all they need.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I can't grow herbs indoors no matter what I try, much to the shame of my Italian grandmother, but man my tropical plants are THRIVING.

I have a Yucca and several hibiscus that are flourishing, and 3 different bonsai, but somehow I can't keep basil alive despite it being a weed that will grow in dusty concrete.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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bike tory posted:

I simply water my houseplants ?? Every now and then I rotate them???

I don't get what's difficult about this, that's literally all they need.

People forget. Pets will let you know if you forget to feed them, and that builds the habit, but plants let you know you are slacking by dying, so people just give up and never get the habit.

I recommend goldfish for plant training. That's an animal that basically acts like a plant, so you should feel worse when you fail and it dies.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Bibliotechno Music posted:

*ignoring the blond haired blue eyed Argentinians and Venezuelans

We Venezuelans are spread all over, actually. I've met several in different cities (since I take any local friend I have for arepas and tequeños). Don't think any of them has been blonde, though. It's not super common there, either.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Pro tip then, get yourself a peace lilly and put it somewhere that's in eyesight often, like by your TV or computer or something. Those shits are so loving dramatic when they haven't been watered enough it makes you feel guilty and also it's a really obvious reminder.

Or, you know, just set a reminder on your phone for every few days.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

You can see he's gripping with his toes.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


I think he's actually clenching onto that vine with his big toes and the next toes over

Which is insane

Edit: why do I bother

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Kuros posted:

You can see he's gripping with his toes.

I would too, if I was clenching that hard.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Kuros posted:

You can see he's gripping with his toes.

And that would mean something if he was hanging upside down, but since he's upright there's only one explanation.

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

And that would mean something if he was hanging upside down, but since he's upright there's only one explanation.

his toes are so strong he could snip your carotid with a twitch?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:

his toes are so strong he could snip your carotid with a twitch?

Hawt

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Hugoon Chavez posted:

We Venezuelans are spread all over, actually. I've met several in different cities (since I take any local friend I have for arepas and tequeños). Don't think any of them has been blonde, though. It's not super common there, either.

I think he means the Nazis who emigrated to South America in 1945 and their descendants.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

bike tory posted:

I simply water my houseplants ?? Every now and then I rotate them???

I don't get what's difficult about this, that's literally all they need.
I see you underestimate

my incompetence.

Many do. Many do.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

And that would mean something if he was hanging upside down, but since he's upright there's only one explanation.

He's fuckin ripped, he's got a core like a neutron star.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Tarzan, clenching like the goddamned hulk

AAAAAEEAAAAAEEAEEAAAEAAAAAARGHNNNN!!!!!!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

And that would mean something if he was hanging upside down, but since he's upright there's only one explanation.

Jane's right arm is strong enough to hold up both of them :hmmyes:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Lots of jealous people with soft, saggy asses not wanting to acknowledge the clench.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Me, with butt cheeks like a lamprey

*swings soundlessly*

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



The secret is to fry them again

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

i mean we enjoy them

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Beans on toast is basically a burrito.

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boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Paladinus posted:

Beans on toast is basically a burrito.

the streets - choosdey mornin, 'avin a cheeky burri'o wi' fe lads in me mums kitchen ft. elton john

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