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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ultrafilter posted:

Truly the worst pizza.

just wanted to make it clear we were still looking at france :blastu:

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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

It's one thing to post weird/interesting pizzas, but ones that look actively tasty just mess with my head. I can't handle the roller coaster of being appetized and then nauseated in the next post, it's like whiplash

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Just took a walk on the wild side with a wood-fired thin crust Basil pesto Alfredo sauce, prosciutto, baby arugula, d’Anjou pears, drunken goat cheese and Mozzarella finished with a drizzle of white truffle oil pizza.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
here, have a more classic style bad pizza

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Those french pizzas all look like they taste good. But they don't look like good pizza.

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

Aardvark! posted:

here, have a more classic style bad pizza


looks like an enemy from Doom

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Aardvark! posted:

here, have a more classic style bad pizza



I said easy on the cum!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

titty_baby_ posted:

I said easy on the cum!

they did, just went really heavy on the smegma

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
"That ain't catupiry!"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Catupiry Damacy would be a pretty solid username btw

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Catupiry is far more the video game domain of noby noby boy.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Aardvark! posted:

at least this one appears to be on the floor, where it belongs, lmao





yeah the forest floor, where it's toppings were all collected

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Aardvark! posted:

here, have a more classic style bad pizza



gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

shadow puppet of a posted:

Catupiry is far more the video game domain of noby noby boy.

Same designer!

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I want a tarte flambée now…

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Aardvark! posted:

here, have a more classic style bad pizza



3 Olives and being covered in cum, name a more iconic duo

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
moving over to Germany, at first I found little,




the some pretty bad ones





and then some very graphic ones



Martman
Nov 20, 2006

I'm starting to think we should... keep an eye on Germany.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Aardvark! posted:

moving over to Germany,

Alright, so what you're saying very specifically is that when the Nazi's escaped Germany during the fall of the Third Reich and fled to South America is that they took their pizza with them.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Aw, Phillipe, please don’t cry!

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


Aardvark! posted:

moving over to Germany, at first I found little,


I got up at 2:30 and decided to take a trip to Köln and check the pizza sitch. I was also curious about the pizza in Germany. They figured so many good ways to get meat into the stomach, but sadly pizza doesn't seem to be part of it.

Pizzeria Totò e Peppino(the place does have some decent looking other things)
Der Deutsche Meister/Mestre?




I wouldn't think these(below image) are supposed to be pizzas if not for this thread.


Pizzeria Trattoria Sorrentino Vesuvio





Lastly... This is the incorrect way to eat pizza in the form of triangles.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I asked a coworker from Bordeaux on the status of their pizzas and he said "if you go to Bordeaux and order a pizza, we'll serve you what you deserve"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

nesamdoom posted:

Pizzeria Trattoria Sorrentino Vesuvio





Tryhard name, but would, except for the mystery cubes in the first one (hopefully it's goat cheese?)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
BRB, just going down to the Piss Top for sexy pizza

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Ooh, give me this one.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


steinrokkan posted:

Tryhard name, but would, except for the mystery cubes in the first one (hopefully it's goat cheese?)

I don't know how good they'd be, probably better than they look. Also, I really hope those are some sort of cheese but it bothers me so much that they are all different shapes and sizes.
And very much agree on the try hard name, both places were like overly Italian names which made me assume the pizza was gonna be hosed(in appearance at least).

gschmidl posted:

Ooh, give me this one.

I'm not sure what the white piles are, but I did mostly include this one because it's probably delicious depending on the outcome of the inquiry into what the white stuff is. Bit too much crust and the char doesn't look great but a German lunchmeat(I trust Germans on meats), spinach, and mayo does sound like a decent lunch.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

steinrokkan posted:

Tryhard name, but would, except for the mystery cubes in the first one (hopefully it's goat cheese?)

Looks like spinach and feta cheese. Alright combo on a pizza.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Aardvark! posted:

moving over to Germany, at first I found little,


This one looks like pickles, shredded pork, and hot dogs with ketchup or barbecue sauce; I would try it with the barbecue or nothing. Pickle pizza is really good if you use olive oil and garlic instead of sauce. (Gotta use dill pickles, of course.)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Captain Hygiene posted:


From a few years back, I finally made my longtime dream of making Thanksgiving leftovers pizza a reality. They don't look great, but the one on the right with gravy as sauce was super good. The one on the left trying out traditional red sauce.......not so much.

Crossposting my Thanksgiving pizzas...strictly speaking, only 50% worst pizza content, but I won't claim either one of them is a beauty.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


The one on the right is just a trencher with cheese.

I support that

Please PM me for exclusive franchise information on my bold plan to revive the trencher in 2022 as a fast paced lifestyle food “For the middle aged, from the middle ages”

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yeah it's sorta moving outside exactly what I'd call a pizza, but it was very good

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

shadow puppet of a posted:

The one on the right is just a trencher with cheese.

I support that

Please PM me for exclusive franchise information on my bold plan to revive the trencher in 2022 as a fast paced lifestyle food “For the middle aged, from the middle ages”

Can I be a spokesmodel?

Ah-hem

"In my busy life as an Ape NFT astrologist and dog cartwheel instructor, I don't have time to fill the dishwasher. But with Trenchr, I just finish my meal and eat the bowl on my way to the gym!"

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Here in the 21st century rules-based liberal free-trade international order there are two ways for ancient rivals to fight their traditional conflicts:

1) on the sports field
2) by loving up one another's signature dishes

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Today I have stood before hallowed ground.



Sadly, they only open at night.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Please commission a pizza with a cooler box of expensive fedex’d cookies in the centre in honour of Lotwax’s dead body

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Stink Terios posted:

Today I have stood before hallowed ground.



Sadly, they only open at night.

They look like they haven't been open for 15 years

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

nesamdoom posted:

I got up at 2:30 and decided to take a trip to Köln and check the pizza sitch. I was also curious about the pizza in Germany. They figured so many good ways to get meat into the stomach, but sadly pizza doesn't seem to be part of it.

Pizzeria Totò e Peppino(the place does have some decent looking other things)
Der Deutsche Meister/Mestre?




I wouldn't think these(below image) are supposed to be pizzas if not for this thread.


Pizzeria Trattoria Sorrentino Vesuvio





Lastly... This is the incorrect way to eat pizza in the form of triangles.

Aardvark! posted:

moving over to Germany, at first I found little,




the some pretty bad ones





and then some very graphic ones




nesamdoom posted:

I got up at 2:30 and decided to take a trip to Köln and check the pizza sitch. I was also curious about the pizza in Germany. They figured so many good ways to get meat into the stomach, but sadly pizza doesn't seem to be part of it.

Pizzeria Totò e Peppino(the place does have some decent looking other things)
Der Deutsche Meister/Mestre?




I wouldn't think these(below image) are supposed to be pizzas if not for this thread.


Pizzeria Trattoria Sorrentino Vesuvio





Lastly... This is the incorrect way to eat pizza in the form of triangles.

Aardvark! posted:

moving over to Germany, at first I found little,




the some pretty bad ones





and then some very graphic ones




nesamdoom posted:

I got up at 2:30 and decided to take a trip to Köln and check the pizza sitch. I was also curious about the pizza in Germany. They figured so many good ways to get meat into the stomach, but sadly pizza doesn't seem to be part of it.

Pizzeria Totò e Peppino(the place does have some decent looking other things)
Der Deutsche Meister/Mestre?




I wouldn't think these(below image) are supposed to be pizzas if not for this thread.


Pizzeria Trattoria Sorrentino Vesuvio





Lastly... This is the incorrect way to eat pizza in the form of triangles.

Aardvark! posted:

moving over to Germany, at first I found little,




the some pretty bad ones





and then some very graphic ones




nesamdoom posted:

I got up at 2:30 and decided to take a trip to Köln and check the pizza sitch. I was also curious about the pizza in Germany. They figured so many good ways to get meat into the stomach, but sadly pizza doesn't seem to be part of it.

Pizzeria Totò e Peppino(the place does have some decent looking other things)
Der Deutsche Meister/Mestre?




I wouldn't think these(below image) are supposed to be pizzas if not for this thread.


Pizzeria Trattoria Sorrentino Vesuvio





Lastly... This is the incorrect way to eat pizza in the form of triangles.

Aardvark! posted:

moving over to Germany, at first I found little,




the some pretty bad ones





and then some very graphic ones




nesamdoom posted:

I got up at 2:30 and decided to take a trip to Köln and check the pizza sitch. I was also curious about the pizza in Germany. They figured so many good ways to get meat into the stomach, but sadly pizza doesn't seem to be part of it.

Pizzeria Totò e Peppino(the place does have some decent looking other things)
Der Deutsche Meister/Mestre?




I wouldn't think these(below image) are supposed to be pizzas if not for this thread.


Pizzeria Trattoria Sorrentino Vesuvio





Lastly... This is the incorrect way to eat pizza in the form of triangles.

Aardvark! posted:

moving over to Germany, at first I found little,




the some pretty bad ones





and then some very graphic ones




nesamdoom posted:

I got up at 2:30 and decided to take a trip to Köln and check the pizza sitch. I was also curious about the pizza in Germany. They figured so many good ways to get meat into the stomach, but sadly pizza doesn't seem to be part of it.

Pizzeria Totò e Peppino(the place does have some decent looking other things)
Der Deutsche Meister/Mestre?




I wouldn't think these(below image) are supposed to be pizzas if not for this thread.


Pizzeria Trattoria Sorrentino Vesuvio





Lastly... This is the incorrect way to eat pizza in the form of triangles.

Aardvark! posted:

moving over to Germany, at first I found little,




the some pretty bad ones





and then some very graphic ones





Just a small thing but could we maybe get some higher res pics? thanks

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Stink Terios posted:

Today I have stood before hallowed ground.



Sadly, they only open at night.

You are obviously waiting there until they open, and only went away for a moment to find working wifi signal so you could post this. Obviously?

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Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


steinrokkan posted:

You are obviously waiting there until they open, and only went away for a moment to find working wifi signal so you could post this. Obviously?

Sadly, I was in the area for work, so no dice.
And It's a 27km commute.

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