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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Derpies posted:

The past couple years they’ve had a rotating stable them drafted that Ohio State RB this year and never play him

In the 5th. Thought you were making a joke about Trey Lance

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Ches Neckbeard posted:

In the 5th. Thought you were making a joke about Trey Lance

Oh poo poo I had him confused with Ettiene then my bad

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Derpies posted:

Oh poo poo I had him confused with Ettiene then my bad

He's hurt tho

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Top 3 pick RB Trey Lance

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Chucktesla posted:

Top 3 pick RB Trey Lance

Regardless of anything else about Trey Lance or if he ever works out...you could really, really run some halfback option pass plays if he was.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I love country music gently caress you!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

sweet thursday posted:

I love country music gently caress you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYP6SJyixBo

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Glad I have my TV on mute.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



This half time show is enough to convince me to hate the cowboys

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I made it about 10 seconds into that

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

pop country hasn't changed at all ever in decades. jesus christ at least even buttrock only lasted a decade or so

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

im not listening but i bet this song is about trucks, god, some girl, alcohol

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Your stage is broke

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Finally a music star that looks like me, a fat suburban dad

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Country music is just the worst. It's all the same poo poo caterwalling about your high school sweetheart cousin.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

sweet thursday posted:

I love country music gently caress you!

Ok but what is this on my tv?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
This guys so relatable in that he also sucks at trimming his neck beard

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Barreft posted:

pop country hasn't changed at all ever in decades. jesus christ at least even buttrock only lasted a decade or so

It really is true, I can't think of a more stagnant genre.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Look he has red solo cups wow so relatable

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

my achy breaky heart

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Glad I have my TV on mute.

:same:

I assume he’s singing about selling his truck for money to buy beer for his sister, who cheated on him with the aforementioned truck.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Who is Luke Combs? World’s oldest Make-A-Wish kid?

Fat white dak Prescott

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Country music loving sucks

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I bet that solo cup is filled with cheap domestic beer :USA:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Derpies posted:

Look he has red solo cups wow so relatable

Country music has more props than Carrot Top.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Honestly they should throw Orville Peck up there one halftime. It'd be loving awesome and half the crowd would be pissed off/confused/aroused.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Just get post-malone or something

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Country music is better when the music is written by extremely hosed up people

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Country music in 2021 is white separatist music. It’s all about carving out a white identity separate from the multi-cultural mainstream.

They even use auto-tune and sampled drum programming these days. There’s no reason for it other than to say, “I’m white and therefore better than you.”

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Chucktesla posted:

Country music is better when the music is written by extremely hosed up people

Nah, Wesley Willis is great.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Country music died when Steve Earle's boy succumbed to his demons

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

modern country is just pop with twang

old outlaw country is still great when it was about having shootouts with the law and not being able to settle down because the singer cant stop getting into fights and loving everything that walks

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Chucktesla posted:

Country music is better when the music is written by extremely hosed up people

So, country music fans then?

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

like where's the real country anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWm5WErkffQ

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Takes No Damage posted:

So, country music fans then?

Not enough self awareness among the country music loving hoi polloi

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Country music in 2021 is white separatist music. It’s all about carving out a white identity separate from the multi-cultural mainstream.

They even use auto-tune and sampled drum programming these days. There’s no reason for it other than to say, “I’m white and therefore better than you.”

This is the only thing that makes sense tbh

Like who the gently caress is out there living this 1970s rural white america stereotype life in 2021?

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Tell you what long neck ice cold beer done never broke my heart though

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
OK realtalk before the 2nd half starts, Car Wheels on a Gravel Road is a legit great album.

loopsheloop
Oct 22, 2010
This is unbelievably long and lame

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Every time someone wants to listen to country in the mri I put on the old country channel with real country and my coworkers always argue with me that they really want to listen to pop country and I'm just like nah not putting that poo poo on.

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