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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Quarter-circle-back still does the fireball move at least.

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Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.

ChubbyChecker posted:

they were tied shut so that the precious bodily fluids wouldn't leak

Pee is stored in the foreskin

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Quarter-circle-backforward still does the fireball move at least.

Hobojim
Oct 31, 2011



Maybe they were just playing Andy, making them correct!

:viggo:

Play KoF it's good

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hobojim posted:

Maybe they were just playing Andy, making them correct!

:viggo:

Play KoF it's good



Look at that face, and then look at his teammates in the back. He's so clearly trying to impress them, but he realized at the last minute that he does not know any swear words

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Having shopped at Home Depot, I understand her predicament in taking this home.

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
why cant I find this calendar for next year dammit

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

flavor.flv posted:

Look at that face, and then look at his teammates in the back. He's so clearly trying to impress them, but he realized at the last minute that he does not know any swear words

Maybe he's fighting Oppenheimer? Oppenheimer definitely was a dweeb.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Grendels Dad posted:

Maybe he's fighting Oppenheimer? Oppenheimer definitely was a dweeb.

Uh, that dude became Death, destroyer of worlds, not sure going up against him is a good idea

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Moot .1415926535 posted:

why cant I find this calendar for next year dammit

Find out what university/town he's at, and see if there's a nearby art/anthropological museum. It may only be sold from a museum's gift shop.

Hobojim
Oct 31, 2011


flavor.flv posted:

Look at that face, and then look at his teammates in the back. He's so clearly trying to impress them, but he realized at the last minute that he does not know any swear words

Maybe it's you who doesn't know any swear words!

Dweebenheimer is the most devastating burn possible!

But yeah old fighting games had funny win quotes sometimes.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Son of Rodney posted:

Oh boy have i waited for this






The ancient Greek really loved their dicks

Why would you ever wait to post this

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Cum vases have a whole new meaning now.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
You, benighted, plebeian: Heh, I have a cock chariot as my Persona

Me:

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Heath posted:

You, benighted, plebeian: Heh, I have a cock chariot as my Persona

Me:

Yeah, yeah, I've seen Rammstein in concert too.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Why would you ever wait to post this

At first i misread this as "Why would you ever want to post this" and was about to type up a furious response

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Heath posted:

You, benighted, plebeian: Heh, I have a cock chariot as my Persona

Me:

Naw man, that's cock artillery!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwfVTi9jARQ

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Barely know 'ertillery

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/QRUvhOa.mp4

just dudes being guys

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Dudes rock

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

:golfclap:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




And here I was thinking that the story of Damocles was metaphorical!

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Heath posted:

You, benighted, plebeian: Heh, I have a cock chariot as my Persona

Me:

The real story is the satyr giving head in the corner.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

KillHour posted:

The real story is the satyr giving head in the corner.

That came from a collection of erotic art from the early half of the 20th century and it turns out that satyr sex was a very common subject

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Heath posted:

That came from a collection of erotic art from the early half of the 20th century and it turns out that satyr sex was a very common subject

A Treatise on Human-Hybrid Sexuality: It's Probably Fine if You Only Stick to the Human Parts by Bertrand Russell.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

KillHour posted:

A Treatise on Human-Hybrid Sexuality: It's Probably Fine if You Only Stick to the Human Parts by Bertrand Russell.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Some idiot is going to make them out of spite and burn their house down and the only thing I hope is that they don't have pets

Zil posted:

People make them every year around Christmas time because they don't want to flip one string of lights around.

I helped my friend finish putting up lights on his roof and he did that. I hear him up on the roof swearing and starting to rip the lights down in anger and I was like "dude we can just go to Home Depot and buy an extension cord" and I'm not really sure why people don't think of that instead of making these death-cords.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my parents have one with a lil battery pack that keeps power from like mid nov to mid jan

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

mobby_6kl posted:

Especially their weird duck bill dicks



ChubbyChecker posted:

they were tied shut so that the precious bodily fluids wouldn't leak

looks like that they showed the penis string in art, so it's not what's going on on that vase:



but perhaps the duck bill dick happens if you have tied it too many times

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



it's basically just that dicks are funny, so obvs big ones are more funny and small ones are more serious

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

it's basically just that dicks are funny, so obvs big ones are more funny and small ones are more serious

I’m sure that’s what she told you

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RCarr posted:

I’m sure that’s what she told you

there are outliers, of course

mine is both so small it becomes funny, and so big that it's a serious matter. depends who you ask

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Carthag Tuek posted:

there are outliers, of course

mine is both so small it becomes funny, and so big that it's a serious matter. depends who you ask

And what percentage of light speed you're traveling, and how close you are to a black hole

E: the Virgin Newtonian dick vs the Chad Einsteinian dick that can be whatever size it wants

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 00:08 on Nov 27, 2021

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Dick size depends on your frame of reference.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Cyrano4747 posted:

Dick size depends on your frame of reference.

So does causality. If you're travelling fast enough in relation to my bedroom, I always make my partner cum first :smuggo:


but you have to be travelling really, really fast

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


KillHour posted:

So does causality. If you're travelling fast enough in relation to my bedroom, I always make my partner cum first :smuggo:


but you have to be travelling really, really fast

what if I'm rotating

The General
Mar 4, 2007


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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

what if I'm rotating

Then it depends on whether the observer is inside or outside the event horizon of your relativistic meatspin

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