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Despera
Jun 6, 2011

euphronius posted:

Putting the brain in the head seems like a bad idea evolutionary wise

We will evolve to rear end brains

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
THE MARIOTA MAN

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The good raider qb

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Eat poo poo, Cowboys

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Marioota yesss

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

bean mom posted:

also, garth did this persona as a multimedia project, there was a movie planned that fell through but the album was already written, and it actually was pretty good! it even charted and sold really well!

Garth's only top 10 hit on the pop charts was a Chris Gaines single.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Maybe more violence against the refs is needed.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Despera posted:

We will evolve to rear end brains

Blow to the rear end

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
lol who bit on that handoff jard?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Me tearfully, but respectfully, explaining how Henry Ruggs incinerating a lady and her dog was a real inconvenience for me.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Cowboys defense is trash and I for one am glad it's being exposed

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Maybe the Cowboys will stop with their lovely gutless gameplan, push the ball down the field and go for it on 4th. but this a Fat Mike team

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

It's so funny how the NFL still hasn't quite figured out how to defend a zone read

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

Blow to the rear end

Illegal rear end-to-rear end contact.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Tom Sellout posted:

Maybe the Cowboys will stop with their lovely gutless gameplan, push the ball down the field and go for it on 4th. but this a Fat Mike team

I’m still really mad at Amari for not getting vaccinated.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I’m still really mad at Amari for not getting vaccinated.

He's loving garbage and re-signing him can be someone else's problem

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Holy poo poo Pollard :staredog:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Fucckkkkkkkk!!!!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Duck me lol

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Wut

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


POLLARD

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Get rid of special teams? gently caress you!!!

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Lmbo paying elliot all that money to be poo poo

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
:lol: at the falling zebra

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
more ref violence

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Man, gently caress that guy.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol at the ref tripping over the pylon

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:lmao: What a kickoff return.

:thurman:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

that was some horrific coverage

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
HOLY poo poo

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I knew something was up cause I couldn’t make a live bet

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Zeke takes all the bad runs for the team

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Haha a ref ate it.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

That was awesome

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
AHHHHHHHHH POLLARD

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer









Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


This is turkey day not duck day

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I didn’t want the vibe changed, Jim Nantz. I wanted the Cowboys to continue to be losing in hilarious fashion.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The downside is that the game is now relatively competitive.

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
How do you not immediately cut elliot tomorrow morning

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