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inferis
Dec 30, 2003

Crazypoops posted:

30 minutes until New Jersey pops this poo poo off in America

the flight runs every day, it already has

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StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

i re-watched Alien not too long ago, and why am i feeling like we're at the part where the face hugger detached from kane's face, and everyone's having breakfast brunch and everything's going great, oh but kane just started coughing for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo9lUPeAAJs

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

1glitch0 posted:

Got laid off in May, spent the time since then in a room playing xbox. Both safer and cheaper than working. Game Pass > health insurance.

Xbox stays winning

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Bolsonaro last seen flying to Johannesburg as fast as possible

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



inferis posted:

the flight runs every day, it already has

Listen I just want a reason to drink at 12

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

actionjackson posted:

there are currently flights in the air that departed JNB going to cape town, dubai, zurich, paris, istanbul, and DRC



pleae president xi send the interceptors, force quarantine them

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Crazypoops posted:

30 minutes until New Jersey pops this poo poo off in America

it's almost certainly already here, but i guess it'll be nice to welcome it with a ceremonial cable news freakout

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


lol drat the world is spooked

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1464313657756688385?s=20

call_of_qthulhu
Nov 21, 2003


Fun Shoe

Crazypoops posted:

30 minutes until New Jersey pops this poo poo off in America

did anyone see a flight to IAH? at least houston has a solid virology lab nearby

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

i re-watched Alien not too long ago, and why am i feeling like we're at the part where the face hugger detached from kane's face, and everyone's having breakfast brunch and everything's going great, oh but kane just started coughing for some reason

the urban legend is that they didn't tell the other actors what was really going to happen in that scene until the special effect was fully in place, but i dunno, that sounds like a hollywood tall tale

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Crazypoops posted:

30 minutes until New Jersey pops this poo poo off in America

Nah it's been here for at least a week or two

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

inferis posted:

the flight runs every day, it already has

yeah and almost surely will again today tomorrow and the day after

it’s already too late lmao

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

guess i'd better slap some extra beans onto tomorrow's grocery order

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


LIBERTY HAS PERISHED

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

actionjackson posted:

there are currently flights in the air that departed JNB going to cape town, dubai, zurich, paris, istanbul, and DRC



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EyC3o4UsI0&t=46s

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
Hypothesis: the new variant is a human --> zoonotic --> human spillover. If I were in charge of the simulation, the next step would be to make a sewer rat variant that can be passed from inhaling rodent feces like the hantavirus. All sorts of exciting things are possible!

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021


gotta remove all the dots from China to be accurate

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!




Every health authority in the world feels as scared as this thread

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

huh north korea actually probably survives the ape virus given this lmao

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
lol are we at least taking temperatures of people boarding planes or did all that theater end when open biden vaccines fixed the pandemic this year

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



lmao

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

I was about to link that. Big movie opening scene vibes from that post.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

mod sassinator posted:

lol are we at least taking temperatures of people boarding planes or did all that theater end when open biden vaccines fixed the pandemic this year

Look into your heart.

You know the answer.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Wang Commander
Dec 27, 2003

by sebmojo

Raskolnikov38 posted:

huh north korea actually probably survives the ape virus given this lmao

NK has surprisingly porous borders tbqh

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014





Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

mod sassinator posted:

lol are we at least taking temperatures of people boarding planes or did all that theater end when open biden vaccines fixed the pandemic this year

last year we mandated temperature checks for passengers but then didn't do it and just corraled them into packed corridors and waiting rooms, it was pretty lol

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021


:rubby:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Wang Commander posted:

NK has surprisingly porous borders tbqh

well the CGI guy didnt know apparently

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Puffin on that Omichronic

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021

Raskolnikov38 posted:

well the CGI guy didnt know apparently

if I had to guess they just took the night light nasa photo and used that as the infection mask. nk doesn’t have many lights at night

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


mod sassinator posted:

lol are we at least taking temperatures of people boarding planes or did all that theater end when open biden vaccines fixed the pandemic this year

hahaha

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Animal-Mother posted:

the urban legend is that they didn't tell the other actors what was really going to happen in that scene until the special effect was fully in place, but i dunno, that sounds like a hollywood tall tale

They read the script they knew something happened, just not exactly what.

They did the same thing with the pirate ship in the Goonies. Those kids knew there was a pirate ship, but they kept them from seeing it until it was time to film.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

lmaooooooo

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Europe is going to do lockdowns and we're gonna laugh and oh poo poo do I feel a sore throat coming on?

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

smoobles posted:

Bolsonaro last seen flying to Johannesburg as fast as possible
:lmao:

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Crazypoops posted:

30 minutes until New Jersey pops this poo poo off in America

I'd say it's more like 16 hours

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
doubt it'll come to anything, but

https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1464316795796406275

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

inferis posted:

the flight runs every day, it already has

every day except T/Th

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
lmao if this thing kills 25% of the population and hits the unvaxxed hardest

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