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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/OOCCreature/status/1463968015196712996

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/WhistleSports/status/1464017381269938183?t=4WBgcuvWfmjGOZDyQ0egxA&s=19

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1463979476061077525?s=20

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
a braided snake. preposterous!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jordantyranny/status/1461791633360445448

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/califortia/status/1463959711791804419?t=73E5UaYjPglYj3pOWEM6mA&s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
This is equal parts adorable and terrifying.

https://twitter.com/CosyCIub/status/1464038244111331332?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

grandma did nothing wrong

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I mean, bears are just dogs with hands really.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



dialhforhero posted:

I mean, bears are just dogs with hands really.

Bears are just big weasels.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

dialhforhero posted:

I mean, bears are just dogs with hands really.

Yeah, it's just, like I know most large dogs could kill me if they wanted to on an intellectual level, but not on an emotional one, bears it's like "oh gently caress that thing could very easily kill me."

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/klipfromsc/status/1463610732822601735?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1464014197868703746

There's a whole thread there, that poo poo is cursed.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1464014197868703746

There's a whole thread there, that poo poo is cursed.

This looks great, if it wasn’t an apple pie.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

I think that sort of nutty grain crumble topping could be pretty good on an apple pie but you need the filling to be sweet and moist to balance that, and that doesn't look like it was the case.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Isn't that the jackass who tried to get the Internet Archive shut down? A bad pie is the least he deserves.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Just put sugar and butter in it! It's a loving desert you barbarians don't have any if you're dieting :argh:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Worthikids/status/1463956966112477184

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Isn't that the jackass who tried to get the Internet Archive shut down? A bad pie is the least he deserves.

quote:

When Metallica drove Napster into bankruptcy over piracy of their albums, they received due backlash for crushing one of the best distribution networks of the early internet era. The difference here is that Metallica made Master of Puppets and Chuck hasn’t even made St. Anger.

god drat

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:frogout:

https://twitter.com/DeenoDog/status/1463777833851961347?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

woof, that one was loud

not your fault, just, if you've got headphones on, make sure they're not turned all the way up

Here's a good one:

https://twitter.com/jacobammon/status/1463921329812480006

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/rezistansm/status/1463912282883338245?s=21

Robert J. Omb
Dec 1, 2005
The 'J' stands for 'AAARRGH!'

What did you do, Ray?!

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/LakotaMan1/status/1463689267780079619

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/EleanorMorton/status/1464172533037649938?s=20

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



This is misleading. The monkey would be teamed up with a donkey to fight multiple dogs.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

CommonShore posted:

This is misleading. The monkey would be teamed up with a donkey to fight multiple dogs.

Yeah you’ve got to make good use of your monkey. They don’t grow on trees.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/EleanorMorton/status/1464242192592089088

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

CommonShore posted:

This is misleading. The monkey would be teamed up with a donkey to fight multiple dogs.

How... how did they get them to choose teams?

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

How... how did they get them to choose teams?

Its the natural -onkey alliance

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

How... how did they get them to choose teams?

Victorian era entertainment was just throwing a bunch of feral dogs at different exotic animals.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean Victorian England is about 200 years after Tudor England

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

How... how did they get them to choose teams?

They'd dress the monkey up like a little soldier and tie him to the back of the donkey

Thumbtacks
Apr 3, 2013
https://twitter.com/delta____wither/status/1463576685702529032?s=21

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

they sent a poet

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




https://twitter.com/delta____wither/status/1463577856836087812

very good thread of a very sad man

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
How do we deal with the environmental impact?
We just stop it at some point in the future

Doubters in shambles

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

lmao

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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

CharlestheHammer posted:

How do we deal with the environmental impact?
We just stop it at some point in the future

Doubters in shambles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkGMY63FF3Q

Reminds me of The Onion's Ted Talk parody. Just get the best engineers and pay them double what they make, and they will work it out!

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