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The Glumslinger posted:Asked fiancé to take a break from porn so he left is the fetish blue balling strangers by telling them a story about Thanksgiving related kink and then not elaborating further
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:02 |
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Feeder seems the most likely
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:07 |
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It’s pilgrims
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:14 |
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The Chad Jihad posted:Feeder seems the most likely I mean it's either that or colonialist exploitation of Native Americans and one of those is just gross instead of gross and racist so I know which answer I'm hoping for.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:14 |
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Feederism is gross and physically harmful though I'd say that makes it worse but they're both bad
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:19 |
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The Chad Jihad posted:Feeder seems the most likely What if it’s just fisting
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:20 |
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Lol dude wants to gently caress his dinner
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:21 |
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I have a HUGE gratitude fetish
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:21 |
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he's into bugchasing for smallpox AITA for reminding my GF that a Roomba is just a Roomba? quote:Two years ago on Black Friday my live-in girlfriend bought a Roomba on sale. She was really excited because we have a lot of pets and we did have to vacuum a lot. We still have to vacuum the furniture but the Roomba handles the floors. He's on a strict routine she set up and gets every part of our apartment. I definatly like the thing but my girlfriend has become .. obsessed with it? She immediately gave him a name of an anime character, and she changed the language it says errors in to Japanese, which is kind of a pain in the rear end because we never know what the error is. She has just really personified this thing and when she brushes the dogs and cats once a week, she thoroughly cleans the Roomba with special tools she bought and everything. But the thing that made me feel weird is how she talks to it. She just coos to this Roomba all the time about what a good job he does and how much we love him, just like he's a pet. It's weird to me.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:26 |
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That's really cute oh my god. Feeding it sprinkles.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:43 |
B-Rock452 posted:Gonna go out on a limb and assume stuffing is involved. Stick a dildo in his rear end and cook him at 325 for three hours
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:44 |
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DemoneeHo posted:
I recall reading somewhere that when Roombas first came out, they shipped a replacement for issues under warranty. This upset a lot of people who didn't just want a working Roomba, they wanted their Roomba.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:47 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for tricking my husband to coming to a school event and inviting her to my house? There's also the opening where it says how the mother does hate the husband but doesn't actually ever treat him differently.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:47 |
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The Glumslinger posted:Asked fiancé to take a break from porn so he left The possibilities here are why I didn’t change the title just yet.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:47 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Stick a dildo in his rear end and cook him at 325 for three hours With slight modification this kind of works with "Yankee Doodle" Stick a dildo in his rear end and cook him for three hours
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:02 |
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DemoneeHo posted:he's into bugchasing for smallpox This is just like the borderlands story where the person the OP is complaining about sounds like a wonderful person lol
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:10 |
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it does sound obnoxious but it's also definitely one of those "if that's the biggest problem you've got..." cases
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:12 |
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DemoneeHo posted:he's into bugchasing for smallpox Do you feel sad for the little lamp? Why the new one is much better
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:20 |
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Barudak posted:Do you feel sad for the little lamp? Why the new one is much better They made a retraction commercial for that, iirc.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:21 |
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He likes to put his weenus into Turkeys bums :<
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:22 |
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The Glumslinger posted:Asked fiancé to take a break from porn so he left The same person posted this six months ago: Whenever I tell my boyfriend that he has hurt my feelings, he gets angry. quote:This morning, I (33f) spent a few moments processing my feelings and then calmly and casually explained to my boyfriend (40m) that something he had done earlier this morning hurt my feelings. He immediately became defensive and started attacking me (that I’m lying about the exact words he used, that I’m too sensitive, that I brought it up in the wrong way and at the wrong time, etc). I’m not trying to make myself seem like the good guy and him the bad guy. This is just how it happened. All the comments are dump him and that he is trash and he is red flag city. OP should have taken that advice.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:26 |
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Beachcomber posted:They made a retraction commercial for that, iirc. I know, and it was pathetic. I don't think I've bought anything from Ikea since then. Edit: Why yes the film Brave Little Toaster is infuriating to me.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:29 |
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I don't think I've ever replaced anything that still worked. Waste of money.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:37 |
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DemoneeHo posted:
Humans will pack-bond with anything.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdIJOE9jNcM
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:45 |
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He has to be eating corn the whole time
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:22 |
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AITA for wanting to play D&D online with headphones in?quote:My (34F) partner (34m) of 15 years is blaming me for his ongoing depression because I play D&D online with headphones in. Update: AITA for wanting to play D&D online with headphones in? quote:Hi folks, just wanted to offer you all a little update since so many of you offered the perspective on reality to get myself and my kid into a better place.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:31 |
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3-5 sexual encounters a day? I'm hoping a deep hug counts because drat dude, you've got a kid good luck Well, moot point
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:39 |
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The Glumslinger posted:
this line should have been bolded. its incredible.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:41 |
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the holy poopacy posted:is the fetish blue balling strangers by telling them a story about Thanksgiving related kink and then not elaborating further It’s walking around with your head jammed up the rear end of a giant uncooked turkey looking like you’ve been attacked by a very festive headcrab. No wait that’s me.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:43 |
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Oh yeah, Mr. Beaning [everything about it]
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:45 |
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mind the walrus posted:If you've got the feeling and it won't go away, bail. You can do better. But don’t miss your chance to make it look like the climax of a nefarious two year long revenge scheme. Note to self: Why am I so sad and all alone?
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:59 |
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OP said it was considered taboo so I'm betting it's some weird family reunion step incest roleplaying.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 03:12 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for wanting to play D&D online with headphones in? quote:The kiddo is doing great though. She hasn’t actually noticed his absence at all and is having the best time in the new house. simultaneously and
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 03:12 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for wanting to play D&D online with headphones in?
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 03:15 |
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Flared Basic Bitch posted:It’s walking around with your head jammed up the rear end of a giant uncooked turkey looking like you’ve been attacked by a very festive headcrab.
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 03:27 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:It’s pilgrims I put on my robe and pilgrim's hat
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 03:33 |
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Sodium Chloride posted:The same person posted this six months ago: I'm just going to assume this dude can literally only get off once a year, so that's why he's a porn elemental on Thanksgiving and a rage elemental the rest of the time
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 03:36 |
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R/relationships: he's technically unemployed but trades crypto
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# ? Nov 27, 2021 03:38 |
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My office thinks I insulted a coworker but I didn’t mean it like thatquote:I work for a small nonprofit. I have one boss and about 14 coworkers with whom I’m “office friendly,” meaning I don’t socialize outside of work/discuss personal matters. Though I’ve been employed the longest, I know very little about people’s personal lives.
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