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Funktastic posted:My office thinks I insulted a coworker but I didn’t mean it like that A little weird of him to make it a definitive statement that she wouldn't know anything about it.
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Nov 27, 2021 03:55
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Lmao it's absolutely a sexism thing. "My coworker said she'd ask a specific person about a fossil. I know nothing about this specific person and their education/background but I will laugh at the very idea that she knows something about fossils."
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Nov 27, 2021 03:55
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I have to know what the kink is. I’m going crazy. Right now I’m at giant snoopy balloons
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Nov 27, 2021 03:57
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I have to know what the kink is. I’m going crazy. Right now I’m at giant snoopy balloons Getting all worked up over the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
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Nov 27, 2021 04:02
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muscles like this! posted:A little weird of him to make it a definitive statement that she wouldn't know anything about it. yeah, like it's one thing to go "wait what does Nancy have to do with fossils?" and another to go "LOL nancy doesn't know poo poo about fossils why are you asking nancy like a idiot"
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Nov 27, 2021 04:14
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Maybe he's doing the inverse of NoFap November. Total Tugging Thanksgiving Fappy Holidays Jerkin' Season Will Wank Week
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Nov 27, 2021 04:18
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webmeister posted:Maybe he's doing the inverse of NoFap November. pornucopia
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Nov 27, 2021 04:23
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the holy poopacy posted:yeah, like it's one thing to go "wait what does Nancy have to do with fossils?" and another to go "LOL nancy doesn't know poo poo about fossils why are you asking nancy like a idiot" Yeah, I feel like I'd be surprised to hear someone who is not working in science has a science background. But I'd ask it like that. (The marketing person at my job has an advanced degree in chemistry. Sometimes people just stop doing science, I guess).
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Nov 27, 2021 04:26
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My dad's degree was in history. He sold meat for a living. It's always somewhat amusing when he can pull the name of an obscure American WW2 ship out of nowhere from a vague description.
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Nov 27, 2021 04:30
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Hellblazer187 posted:Yeah, I feel like I'd be surprised to hear someone who is not working in science has a science background. But I'd ask it like that. A lot of scientific fields have incredibly crappy job prospects, particularly if you have an academic focus -- academic research and teaching is a "dream" career with relatively few jobs, especially decent ones. Lots of people with science degrees end up in offices. (I only have my bachelor's, but I moved from biotech to office work because being a lab tech kind of sucks.)
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Nov 27, 2021 04:32
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I want to know if it was a fossil.
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Nov 27, 2021 04:36
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SirSamVimes posted:Lmao it's absolutely a sexism thing. "My coworker said she'd ask a specific person about a fossil. I know nothing about this specific person and their education/background but I will laugh at the very idea that she knows something about fossils." the one-two punch of "lol that's not her background" and "I had no idea about her background" should be all you need to figure out the OP is an rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 27, 2021 04:41
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I have to know what the kink is. I’m going crazy. Right now I’m at giant snoopy balloons quote:As for the relevance of kink details, I’ve thought about that as well. My “fiance” doesn’t even really know what Reddit is, and the details aren’t super exciting, so here goes: it’s a vore kink. Not at all gory or with anybody actually being eaten. He just really likes the thought of some poor young attractive girl being cooked against her will. Like, an innocent, gullible person falling for a witches tricks to get her into the pot, for example. He likes cartoons, but no furries. And he likes me to be the “witch” hunting a turkey for a Thanksgiving feast. And I’m supposed to select women - he wants me to pick real women he knows but that makes me uncomfortable so we usually do celebrities. The whole process of picking a plump one for an all out thanksgiving feast of multiple women becoming various dishes (but of course the best most attractive/highly talked about dish is the turkey) really appeals to him. I am never the attractive dinner because he “loves me too much to want to think about me being cooked and eaten”. But occasionally I am the turkey and need to stick out my belly, he’ll squeeze my toes checking for plumpness, poke my cheeks to see how I’m coming along, etc.  how does their entire sex life revolve around this??
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Nov 27, 2021 05:04
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:
lmao AITA for not taking my daughter to the movies quote:I have a 14 year old daughter who's a massive anime fan. In the beginning of October she asked me if I could take her to see it saying she would pay for her ticket. I told her to remind me. So when opening night came on the Friday before Halloween she asked could we still go. I told her no because it was cold and rainy I told her we could go on Halloween. When Halloween came around we were gonna see it that night my my 3 other kids wanted to go to the preserve for trick or treating. She didn't take it too well. I told her that it just came out and we could see it next Saturday day but turns out I had an over night shift I had to work that night so I told her in Sunday we could go Sunday came around she was excided because it was finally time for her to see it but since that morning I didn't get as much sleep as I planned I told her we could go on thrusday since she was off that day. She kept asking me when we were going but I told her I would take her but her sister didn't wanna go on the weekend (her sister hates anime) almost a mouth went by and my daughter is really made at me she stopped smileling and most of the time stays in her room and doesn't even talk to me any more. I told my daughters that I was going to the movies to see a movie with a friend and my daughter look devastated. She asked when was I gonna take her to the movies I told her I didn't know and with that ask went to her room for the night. The next day it was evening I went to check on her and I saw her laying on her bed on her phone in pitch black darkness. I told her to get over herself and get outta bed the look she gave me made me feel kinda guilty. oh man, children love it when you prove over and over they're not a priority in your life info: where's her father? quote:Her father said she needed to get her grades up before she had fun
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Nov 27, 2021 05:10
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AITA for sternly telling my wife I get to invite whoever I want whenever I want to my house?quote:My wife is a stahm while I work full time. We have 2 kids that I help do %50 of their care while she handles cooking and cleaning and the other %50 of child care as well.
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Nov 27, 2021 05:11
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Christ almighty the run on sentences make me hate this parent even more. Why even have kids if you’re not going to at least pretend to care about their interests? Take your child to see the dumb weeb movie and stop being such a massive adult baby. Who knows, you might even have fun.
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Nov 27, 2021 05:21
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:
ahahaha holy poo poo I really want to know what the vanilla sex act he won't do for her is. I'm hoping it's oral, because he just can't bear the thought of her being eaten (out)
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Nov 27, 2021 05:25
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:
lmao loving hell, how do people even come up with this poo poo extremely horny on main course
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Nov 27, 2021 05:36
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Personal rule of thumb, if I get tired just reading your fetish Im not doing it
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Nov 27, 2021 05:39
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for sternly telling my wife I get to invite whoever I want whenever I want to my house? lol his "compromise" still involves taking on no responsibility and her handling everything
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Nov 27, 2021 05:57
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for sternly telling my wife I get to invite whoever I want whenever I want to my house? Also this guy is a major rear end in a top hat. Interesting thought process that going to a restaurant is expensive, but catering for six extra adults at a large meal apparently doesn't cost anything - I'd love to know how often he's helped out with the grocery shopping. I'd also love to know how she evaluates his "50/50" split of child raising if he's working a 45 hour week and she's home all the time. Note that he conveniently doesn't specify *when* he told his wife that six extra people are coming for lunch, so I'd be willing to bet he gave her at best a couple hours' notice. "Hey honey I invited my six best buddies from high school for lunch, you need to cook and clean up everything and I'm not going to lift a finger to help because we'll be busy bullshitting and drinking beer in front of the football, why are you getting so mad?"
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Nov 27, 2021 06:03
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Funktastic posted:My office thinks I insulted a coworker but I didn’t mean it like that Mx. posted:AITA for not taking my daughter to the movies Evil Willow posted:AITA for sternly telling my wife I get to invite whoever I want whenever I want to my house?
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Nov 27, 2021 06:08
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webmeister posted:lmao loving hell, how do people even come up with this poo poo 95% of the time it's a paraphiliac fixation on some stock cartoon plot or horny advertisement they saw as a kid.
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Nov 27, 2021 06:09
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for sternly telling my wife I get to invite whoever I want whenever I want to my house? This woman lives in a sitcom stock plot, and it's time to go full Steamed Hams and
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Nov 27, 2021 06:15
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webmeister posted:lmao loving hell, how do people even come up with this poo poo This isn't even the worst manifestation of this.
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Nov 27, 2021 06:16
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Mx. posted:lmao AITA? My daughter [14/15/16] seems miffed at me putting off taking her to see this movie.
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Nov 27, 2021 06:24
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How did the witch get mixed up in the turkey hunt scenario
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Nov 27, 2021 06:27
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Brawnfire posted:How did the witch get mixed up in the turkey hunt scenario Remember Witch Hazel from Bugs Bunny? With the big pot she keeps trying to cook Bugs in?
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Nov 27, 2021 06:50
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I'm still thinking about the fact that this dude's fantasy involves a witch transforming women into various Thanksgiving foods, with an implied hierarchy of dishes depending on how hot(?) the women are, and that he wants this to involve women he knows. You know dude has a spreadsheet somewhere of every female coworker and where they rank on his Thanksgiving Side Dish Scale. "Oof, that haircut isn't doing Sharon from HR any favors, demoted to Green Bean Casserole"
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Nov 27, 2021 06:57
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AITA for not wanting my husbands brother to be in the delivery room? quote:I’m currently 31 weeks with twins, a boy and a girl. My husband and I are both 21, and were trying for a baby for about a year before we fell pregnant. I’ve had a pretty rough pregnancy, and my brother in law is a medical student, so he’s taken quite a lot of interest in my pregnancy and future delivery. We’ve always gotten on well. He’s 24. I’ve known my husbands family since we were children so we’ve pretty much grown up together.
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Nov 27, 2021 07:07
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting my husbands brother to be in the delivery room? “Let me observe you, object whose sentience I am going to ignore.”
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Nov 27, 2021 07:28
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting my husbands brother to be in the delivery room? quote:That’s another one my concerns actually, I love my BIL but he’s a complete know it all, there’s not a doubt in my mind that he’d try and instruct the doctors in some way. I’d be mortified oh god Why doesn't she kick out the husband if she's not comfortable with him around? quote:The repercussions afterwards is probably wouldn’t make it worth it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Nov 27, 2021 07:28
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She's going to poo poo on a table in front of her BIL and he's going to bring it up every time they meet
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Nov 27, 2021 07:29
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That poor woman who is going to die in childbirth who all daughter in laws in their family have mysteriously also done so.
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Nov 27, 2021 07:32
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Would multiple people in the room even be allowed? I thought most places were still limited to one support person only.
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Nov 27, 2021 07:37
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Dazerbeams posted:Would multiple people in the room even be allowed? I thought most places were still limited to one support person only. In the post.... quote:Worth mentioning that our hospital doesn’t have a restriction on the amount of people who can be in the delivery room.
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Nov 27, 2021 08:31
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 Well your doctors are loving idiots then
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Nov 27, 2021 08:39
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AITA for telling my friend “you’re not loving funny” and making her cry? quote:I know it sounds bad but hear me out please. First off, I apologized to my friend for saying she’s not funny after the “joke” she made, even though her sense of humor isn’t even joking. I know it sounds like I’m leading up to saying her humor is gonna be racist or something, but no. Her form of joking is interrupting people mid-sentence to say the word “poop”. Nothing else, just literally the word poop being yelled loudly by a 19 year old (aka a literal adult) when someone else is talking.
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Nov 27, 2021 08:53
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my friend “you’re not loving funny” and making her cry? That "friend" sounds so bloody exhausting to be around, and it's about time someone called her out on it. There's a time and a place, yelling "poop" after being told your friend's dad is in hospital is neither the time nor the place. Plus, the friends telling OP to just say "yes, of course you're hilarious!" are just as bad as poop girl.
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Nov 27, 2021 08:58
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The Glumslinger posted:Asked fiancé to take a break from porn so he left So wait.... Dude watched six hours of porn while talking to his wife about his fantasies of voring his coworkers, needed her to participate in picking which coworker to vore, threw a tanrum because he had to stop watching porn and/or fantasizing about random women that he knows, and then vanished for multiple days? And she feels guilty for not indulging his kink? I mean, it's not like there's a kink that would make this okay. I'm sad that Reddit needs to know the kink before they can judge whether this is okay. But what the gently caress is wrong with people?
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