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I think in light of recent information it's more likely that you simply cannot wear hats under water.
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Nov 28, 2021 01:52
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Marzzle posted:tbh people here are more thinskinned about the aspects of paranormal stuff that sorta crosses into the realm of religion/spiritually/etc it’s not thinskinned to have no tolerance for garbage people who’ve been stuck in a state of arrested development for twenty years and still post like they’re trying to win approval from papa lowtax/their fellow 4chan anons notice how as soon as you chilled in the thread people began just engaging you normally, because most of us are in fact skeptical of these topics beneath the shitposting and simply want at least one thread in CSPAM where people can feel comfortable to post sincerely without being hassled by losers, it’s when some semi-literate manchild motherfucker trundles in to wave their little dick around and get piss on the floor that regulars here get nasty, because nobody wants to see that and it only serves to drive away people who might have something interesting to say
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Nov 28, 2021 01:54
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The semi-literate man child is a cryptid that hasn't been spotted in some time, weird they don't show up anymore now that we have cell phone cameras
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Nov 28, 2021 02:13
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orb truth Sky Net is real That is a FAKE SUN in the Sky, they call it SYNLIGHT These are Sphere's and they spray us. 1st pic is of a sphere with what looks like a hologram of a plane around it, Fake plane, the other pics are obvious what they are https://twitter.com/jconnor19662/status/1263205004984422400
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Nov 28, 2021 02:19
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MK Ultra / Dyson Sphere / Terminator mashup is a fun new one
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Nov 28, 2021 02:24
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munce posted:orb truth Merging neatly with chem trails lol
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Nov 28, 2021 02:25
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My oldest friend is a pilot for Southwest and I give him poo poo all the time about spraying chemtrails. He flew A-10s in Afghanistan and said he saw all sorts of weird poo poo in the skies but I haven't gotten specifics out of him, yet. His one story about Area 51, when he was in training, is that he flew near it and turned on the camera to one of his missiles and panned the camera around the site. When he got back to base his CO told him to knock that poo poo off, that there was nothing he needed to see there. 
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Nov 28, 2021 02:39
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munce posted:orb truth its not that chem trails aren't real, but the planes are orbs
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Nov 28, 2021 03:03
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Going to start a rumor that the National Park Service has a secret special forces team that's been fighting the alliance of Sasquatch, Hide Behinds, and Drop Bears.
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Nov 28, 2021 03:08
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my bony fealty posted:for some reason the greys need their big bald heads exposed to the alien sun for them to work properly solar powered probe machines
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Nov 28, 2021 03:10
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Feral Integral posted:its not that chem trails aren't real, but the planes are orbs
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Nov 28, 2021 03:18
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Gotta admit, “bigfoots are aliens who occasionally visit” is more plausible than “bigfoots are primates/protohumans we haven’t found yet”. just a bunch of big smelly Wookiees who occasionally vacation in the Pacific Northwest
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Nov 28, 2021 03:19
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Bob Socko posted:Gotta admit, “bigfoots are aliens who occasionally visit” is more plausible than “bigfoots are primates/protohumans we haven’t found yet”. that is my second favorite part of bigfoot lore, that they might be aliens my favorite is that the bigfoot in the patterson gimlin film has gigantic tits and no one ever talks about it
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Nov 28, 2021 03:21
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i am ready to believe the lasered whales and submarine warfare
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Nov 28, 2021 03:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTysJGiRhIs
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Nov 28, 2021 05:15
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the surest proof that there is in fact no ultra-advanced ancient civilization living in the oceans of earth is that they have still not annihilated us
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Nov 28, 2021 05:19
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Wheeee posted:the surest proof that there is in fact no ultra-advanced ancient civilization living in the oceans of earth is that they have still not annihilated us now, alien research bases on the other hand...
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Nov 28, 2021 05:21
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Log082 posted:now, alien research bases on the other hand... came here to determine if we're a potential future threat, immediately realized yes, but sticking around because it's looking like we'll self-solve the problem before the federation has to get its hands dirty
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Nov 28, 2021 06:08
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Wheeee posted:came here to determine if we're a potential future threat, immediately realized yes, but sticking around because it's looking like we'll self-solve the problem before the federation has to get its hands dirty alien Lues, swapping bets on whether global warming will get us before something stupid causes a nuclear war
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Nov 28, 2021 07:38
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Bob Socko posted:Gotta admit, “bigfoots are aliens who occasionally visit” is more plausible than “bigfoots are primates/protohumans we haven’t found yet”. (Disclosure; I’m from the PNW and “saw” a “Bigfoot” once with my old man) Coincidentally I’m reading a well-reviewed book on Samsquanch right now, and it’s presenting some fairly convincing evidence something is out there. But it doggedly refuses to entertain the notion that it could be anything other than a flesh and blood, 100% corporeal mammal that has somehow evaded capture/killing/leaving remains.
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Nov 28, 2021 07:49
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would like to see 'something' so i can go from shitposting to true believing and embrace the peanutsFly Ricky posted:But it doggedly refuses to entertain the notion that it could be anything other than a flesh and blood, 100% corporeal mammal that has somehow evaded capture/killing/leaving remains. like someone else already posted, at this point if there's a sasquatch out there it's a hell of a lot more likely to be some weird spirit bullshit than a flesh and blood large primate that's somehow gone undetected to this point in the PNW of all places which is just fuckin lol ghosts are a less stupid idea Wheeee has issued a correction as of 08:09 on Nov 28, 2021 |
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Nov 28, 2021 08:01
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saskatchewans are real!
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Nov 28, 2021 08:10
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Wheeee posted:would like to see 'something' so i can go from shitposting to true believing and embrace the peanuts I dunno. I mean just outside of seattle? Nah, but there are places in the PNW where there is very little population and coincidentally a majority of the people that are there say they believe/have seen bigfoot. I mean thousands of square miles where humans rarely go, and a primate actively trying to avoid the big smelly loud humans wouldn't have all that hard a time of it. There are a few hundred thousand gorillas left in the wild and nobody believed those stories for a very long time. If we were talking about a population of 5k or less in some of the extreme remote heavily forested areas it could *maybe* be possible. It's similar to birds. People say what about evidence, when the evidence is that thousands upon thousands of people for hundreds of years have been screaming they exist, footprints, etc. It's not 4k video camera evidence but it isn't nothing either. At the same time, bears are known to walk on hind legs and people are bad at identifying wildlife so eh. Edit: If there is a bigfoot I think the yeti in the extreme remote himalayas is more likely. D-Pad has issued a correction as of 08:23 on Nov 28, 2021 |
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Nov 28, 2021 08:21
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its summer here in convict land and i tried many times to post something about the phantasmogorical smack in the face that is actually Venus at this time of year in roughly the southern hemisphere you know how sometimes an old word or phrase hits you with new meaning? this one was 'technicolour' and erase all that 80s poo poo and cyber crap. the lovely lady was changing dresses faster than my brain could click. all the colours and all the transitions between them over and over and over gratitude to the sky at max
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Nov 28, 2021 08:27
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the fundamentalists might actually be right here, stopped clock rule, about this one thing...Earth is special. We have eclipses and moments where we can loving see sense and prove things happening way far beyond what a mere image can portray. we got a black hole selfie. we sent two voyagers out. we split atoms. if it was Usktuh the Destroyr who placed earth here and now or some dick from some old book makes no difference! Earth is unique and it loving kills me with pride and shame simultaneously
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Nov 28, 2021 08:36
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and by sending voyagers out i mean loving OUT
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Nov 28, 2021 08:37
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imagine we are some other planets bird issue lol BIRDS! in my atmosphere? its more likely than you think
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Nov 28, 2021 08:40
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D-Pad posted:I dunno. I mean just outside of seattle? Nah, but there are places in the PNW where there is very little population and coincidentally a majority of the people that are there say they believe/have seen bigfoot. I mean thousands of square miles where humans rarely go, and a primate actively trying to avoid the big smelly loud humans wouldn't have all that hard a time of it. There are a few hundred thousand gorillas left in the wild and nobody believed those stories for a very long time. If we were talking about a population of 5k or less in some of the extreme remote heavily forested areas it could *maybe* be possible. this is fair but people have specifically gone looking for them quite a few times over the past hundred or so years and come up with jack poo poo, even UFOs have more documented 'evidence'
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Nov 28, 2021 08:53
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:peanutties are huge fans of Jamiroquai Wear the hat p'nut
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Nov 28, 2021 09:03
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m'nutty *tips fedora*
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Nov 28, 2021 09:09
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Jazerus posted:m'nutty *tips fedora*
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Nov 28, 2021 09:11
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Slavvy posted:I think in light of recent information it's more likely that you simply cannot wear hats under water. they're just reaching for the alien shore.
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Nov 28, 2021 09:40
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Jazerus posted:m'nutty *tips fedora*
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Nov 28, 2021 10:03
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Jazerus posted:m'nutty *tips fedora*
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Nov 28, 2021 10:07
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Jazerus posted:m'nutty *tips fedora*
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Nov 28, 2021 11:18
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Jazerus posted:m'nutty *tips fedora*
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Nov 28, 2021 11:58
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samsquantches live in the canopy of the PNW swinging from branch to branch amongst the douglas firs, and are very rarely on the ground. Which is why they are so very very sneaky. They aren't ape-men, they are monkey-men. I'm not sure if I've ever heard bigfoot folk make this suggestion, they jumped straight to phased-interdimensional beings once the 'wilderness' got filled with thousands of hunters/wildlife biologist's cameras. A vast majority(+70%) of black bear dens west of the cascades are 70ft up in the trees not in the ground, so why not bigfoot?
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Nov 28, 2021 14:04
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About a decade ago I was stalked by something for four straight days in the wilderness northwest of Vancouver, at the point it started I was a minimum two day hike in any direction from civilization. My route required cable car crossings over deep river channels with no nearby foot crossings. Don't know what it was, know 100% it was not a bear or a cougar and it was large. That valley is filled with First Nations petrogyphs and for thousands of years is where the local bands were sent for coming of age rituals. Fascinating imagery, nothing remotely cryptid or woo that I saw. Most Americans do not appreciate the vast amount of uninhabited terrain north immediately north of the border in the PNW, the states is overpopulated to a depressing degree with nothing remotely comparable outside of Alaska.
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Nov 28, 2021 15:21
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Rime posted:About a decade ago I was stalked by something for four straight days Jazerus posted:m'nutty *tips fedora*
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Nov 28, 2021 15:40
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Rah! posted:aitee thousand Luegues under the sea
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Nov 28, 2021 15:57
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