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Congratulations to Barbados, who escape the royal family tomorrow and become a republic. Only 15 more countries to go...
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Surely a whole bunch will when Liz goes. Unless the intention is just to lie about her being alive until the golden throne is ready to be unveiled.
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Nov 29, 2021 11:28
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She's already got a golden throne she doesn't need another one.
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Was interested in Piers Corbyn's track record and was unsurprised to find that he's been grifting conspiracy theorists since at least the 90s https://www.wired.com/1999/02/weather-2/amp quote:Negotiating the clutter, he reaches into his briefcase and pulls out a tattered plastic folder filled with outlined maps of northern Europe, each covered with scribbled comments and diagrams in black ink. Admittedly, Corbyn never actually says "now if my calculations are correct." But if indeed they are, the conventional approach to weather forecasting - one that involves enormously powerful and expensive supercomputers, and is the basis for nearly every weather report produced - will suddenly look rather ridiculous. If I'm to believe Corbyn, his scrawls represent something conventional science says cannot exist: a detailed weather forecast that reaches nearly a year into the future. keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Nov 29, 2021 |
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Nov 29, 2021 11:30
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Barbados? More like barbadont's
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What annoys me is people who think because Jeremy Corbyn is Piers Corbyn's brother, he must think the same. My brother, ToryBoy, and I agree on one political/social thing only: Palestine.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:What annoys me is people who think because Jeremy Corbyn is Piers Corbyn's brother, he must think the same. it’s kinda the same thing with the johnson family tbf
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Edit. ∆∆∆snap To be fair when you think of Boris's siblings and family you kind of do the same.
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Nov 29, 2021 11:37
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Ever cringe so hard that your body folded in on itself and created a singularity. https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1465080282323767297
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Nov 29, 2021 11:38
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Jo and Boris Johnson look like those billboards you get in Montana about "I was a successful businessman and then I did meth once"
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Nov 29, 2021 11:40
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I feel there is probably a study out there that looked into the difference between farting with your trousers on and farting naked.
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Nov 29, 2021 11:51
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Are they against wearing trousers on the tube?
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Nov 29, 2021 11:55
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"Only racists, please!"
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bessantj posted:I feel there is probably a study out there that looked into the difference between farting with your trousers on and farting naked.
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https://twitter.com/BeckyShammas/status/1465270759060910080
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Is a fart droplet or aerosolised fecal matter?
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Jel Shaker posted:it’s kinda the same thing with the johnson family tbf
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keep punching joe posted:Is a fart droplet or aerosolised fecal matter? So a Swedish man walks into a chemists and asks for some deodorant...
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Jel Shaker posted:it’s kinda the same thing with the johnson family tbf Jo Johnson is really not very different to his brother
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bessantj posted:I feel there is probably a study out there that looked into the difference between farting with your trousers on and farting naked. There was something a couple of weeks ago about if you sleep naked and fart, aerosols of poo poo gather on the sheets. https://centralrecorder.com/science-behind-sleeping-naked-revealed-know-the-dangerous-side/ (many other links are available) Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Nov 29, 2021 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:aerosols of poo poo
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Clean your dutch oven.
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bessantj posted:I feel there is probably a study out there that looked into the difference between farting with your trousers on and farting naked. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1121900/ quote:Dr Kruszelnicki then described the method by which he had established whether human flatus was germ-laden, or merely malodorous. “I contacted Luke Tennent, a microbiologist in Canberra, and together we devised an experiment. He asked a colleague to break wind directly onto two Petri dishes from a distance of 5 centimetres, first fully clothed, then with his trousers down. Then he observed what happened. Overnight, the second Petri dish sprouted visible lumps of two types of bacteria that are usually found only in the gut and on the skin. But the flatus which had passed through clothing caused no bacteria to sprout, which suggests that clothing acts as a filter.
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Nov 29, 2021 12:38
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So farting with your trousers on is effective at preventing the spread of pathogens. Glad we've finally debunked the flash mob song.
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Jedit posted:So a Swedish man walks into a chemists and asks for some deodorant...  one of my favourite jokes
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Keith basically daring Rayner to quit
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That word just means whatever they want it to doesn't it
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Nov 29, 2021 12:56
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Are sausages "woke", Prime Minister?
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OwlFancier posted:It's been snowing here since friday, I thought it was everywhere. Not over here in East Ham. (I am no longer  )
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Comrade Fakename posted:"Only racists, please!" Feels very much Isomermaid posted:That word just means whatever they want it to doesn't it So the song is correct, just not in the way they mean it to be.
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smellmycheese posted:Keith basically daring Rayner to quit She won't.
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Seriously what is it about melts and Yvette Cooper?
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Isomermaid posted:That word just means whatever they want it to doesn't it Yes. Just according to Keikaku It means they can easily brush off any criticism - and frankly dismiss pretty much anything they like - as the whining of Woke SJW Cancel Culture Cucks, and people(*) will readily buy into it *"idiots", or "most people"
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Seriously what is it about melts and Yvette Cooper? e: misread your question
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Cat smith has left the front banches over Corbyn's readmittance to Labour... but because she wants it or doesnt want it? Lol she had a baby then left her husband for another MP a year later.
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Guavanaut posted:Holy water I think. Lol
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i suppose the corona virus is learnin people the greek alphabet, if nothing else good
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Lol https://twitter.com/timesradio/status/1465289627510747143?s=21 https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1465282225403015169?s=21
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Cat smith has left the front banches over Corbyn's readmittance to Labour... but because she wants it or doesnt want it? Her letter reads like she wanted the whip returned to Corbyn https://twitter.com/CatSmithMP/status/1465287943669657600, but that wasn't why she left, she was kicked out by Starmer.
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