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El Spamo posted:what the gently caress is with people trying to sneak stuff into peoples food An inability to understand that everyone isn't exactly like them. "I love the thing, so everyone must love the thing. You are either lying about not loving the thing, or ignorant of the thing."
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'You don't eat what I eat!?' has been a running theme in this thread and much longer for causing decades-long grudges and violent flip-outs.
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Nov 29, 2021 16:41
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I've got a lib friend who refuses to eat anything not "American". So basically cheeseburgers and pizza (yeah I know). We just don't ever invite her out when we're eating anything remotely interesting/tasty.
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Nov 29, 2021 16:46
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For some reason I imagined him actually standing on the kitchen table for his speech and having to duck occasionally to avoid the ceiling fan hitting him in the head.
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Nov 29, 2021 16:50
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El Spamo posted:what the gently caress is with people trying to sneak stuff into peoples food SA threads regularly devolve into 'if there is even one food you dislike you are uncultured and a manbaby' so I am not surprised this might become important to a parent The fixation on mustard is weird though
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spacetoaster posted:I've got a lib friend who refuses to eat anything not "American". So basically cheeseburgers and pizza (yeah I know). Even if you wanted to eat only "American" food whatever that's supposed to mean, you could still have a ton of variety. That's just a sad excuse to be a picky weirdo.
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Nov 29, 2021 16:59
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Evil Willow posted:AITA For Refusing to Make a $120 Cut of Steak Well Done? Feel like this part got lost. Steak guy is a dweeb, but this girl has some gaps in her education.
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Nov 29, 2021 17:00
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16 year old brother guy needs a sit down talk about how porn isn't real life, not to get punished for a month. Mustard parents are of course assholes. Wizard of Goatse's post about about expensive foods is good and correct. I should buy a sous vide machine (is it a machine I don't even know what it is)because I'm pretty bad at cooking steak.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Police can subpoena commercial DNA databases, so 23andme falls under the umbrella of "don't talk to the police". Yeah, my entire extended family has an unspoken agreement not to do genetic testing while my uncle is still alive. He miiiiiiight have been a serial killer in the 90s but he's a pretty good dude now.
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Nov 29, 2021 17:07
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Killingyouguy! posted:SA threads regularly devolve into 'if there is even one food you dislike you are uncultured and a manbaby' so I am not surprised this might become important to a parent By all means, have an opinion and voice it if you want. Dunk on someone for eating nothing but chicken tenders w/ ketchup, but for fucks sake don't "sneak" poo poo in that's just mean. Steak guy is a dork, let her microwave her steak if she wants just enjoy your own meal, you don't have to get up. Sou vide is great for chicken btw, hits the temp mark for food safety and doesn't risk drying it out if you make a mistake.
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Nov 29, 2021 17:08
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AngryRobotsInc posted:Even if you wanted to eat only "American" food whatever that's supposed to mean Fry bread and corn mostly
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Yeah, my entire extended family has an unspoken agreement not to do genetic testing while my uncle is still alive. He miiiiiiight have been a serial killer in the 90s but he's a pretty good dude now. What the actual gently caress
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Nov 29, 2021 17:16
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any food made by an American is American food, that's how the country works
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Nov 29, 2021 17:16
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Half the food ingredients used in Europe were just stolen from the Americas anyway.
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hawowanlawow posted:any food made by an American is American food, that's how the country works i thought it was any food found on american soil
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Nov 29, 2021 17:21
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Yeah, my entire extended family has an unspoken agreement not to do genetic testing while my uncle is still alive. He miiiiiiight have been a serial killer in the 90s but he's a pretty good dude now. gently caress you and your family.
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Fil5000 posted:i thought it was any food found on american soil Three-second rule?
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Any food is American if it contains one or more of the five mother ingredients (deep frying, HFCS, Kosher salt, the word "slam," and Campbell's cream of something soup)
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Nov 29, 2021 17:24
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Xakura posted:gently caress you and your family. No horny!
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Nov 29, 2021 17:24
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Oh that's just Uncle Wilbur, we think he killed a few folks, but he makes us chuckle now so, water under the bridge, right? Hey, does everyone else regularly see pale women reflected in your car's backseat in your rear-view mirror, their cold lips mouthing 'you could help you loving coward' then shrieking into dark mist? No? Just me? Gotcha just making sure.
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a little-known fact is that you don't have to post things. you can just say to yourself "no. I will not share this with strangers on the internet."
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Nov 29, 2021 17:29
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Fil5000 posted:i thought it was any food found on american soil Hawaiian food doesn't count.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Yeah, my entire extended family has an unspoken agreement not to do genetic testing while my uncle is still alive. He miiiiiiight have been a serial killer in the 90s but he's a pretty good dude now. Good old Uncle Bob the Long Island Slasher.
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Nov 29, 2021 17:36
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StrangersInTheNight posted:I mean, it's pretty rude to keep lacing someone's food with an ingredient because you want to prove they'll eventually 'like it'. Who the gently caress cares about if someone else likes yellow mustard or not enough to keep trying to 'whoopsie' them into surprise-liking it? What the gently caress is wrong with those parents.
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Nov 29, 2021 17:36
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I assume more to not provoke the potential serial killer. And given the mention of liberal I presume another case of someone taking 'cultural appropriation' all the way back around to hardcore segregation.
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Nov 29, 2021 17:37
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I assume more to not provoke the potential serial killer. hes a good dude now didn't you read
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:hes a good dude now didn't you read he only allegedly ate those people
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you're all clowning on serial killer uncle guy now but if you've been to his family potlucks and tasted the killer wagyu this dude grills up you'd be having second thoughts about dna testing too
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Nov 29, 2021 17:42
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Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in the shoes he compulsively stole from his victims thus earning him the moniker of the Sketchers Slasher.
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Nov 29, 2021 17:42
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Yeah, my entire extended family has an unspoken agreement not to do genetic testing while my uncle is still alive. He miiiiiiight have been a serial killer in the 90s but he's a pretty good dude now. Yeah, you're not going to just leave this dangling, explain yourself.
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It's pretty well explained. They caught the golden state killer cop based on some various family members submitting their genetic information to these databases. OP is worried about them doing the same thing to his uncle. I guess the fun question is what makes you think your uncle might be a serial killer?
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Nov 29, 2021 18:10
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Hellblazer187 posted:16 year old brother guy needs a sit down talk about how porn isn't real life, not to get punished for a month. Can't agree more and all they are doing is helping the 16 year old develop even worse views. I'm assuming they are American so his sex ed probably involves "Don't ever have sex unless your married" if he has gotten any at all. If the sister may have just talked with her brother she might have helped him. God drat am I resentful of the American sexual education system. Its just hurt so many people.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Yeah, my entire extended family has an unspoken agreement not to do genetic testing while my uncle is still alive. He miiiiiiight have been a serial killer in the 90s but he's a pretty good dude now. I guess this is supposed to be a joke otherwise you and your entire family are sociopaths and it's no wonder you all think the uncle is a serial killer.
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Wait, are there people who ask a 16 year old boy what kinds of girls he wants to gently caress and expect an answer that isn't gross and weird? OP really should've just let him leave it at "she's not my type"
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Yeah, you're not going to just leave this dangling, explain yourself. That's really what should have been said to the uncle a few years ago. e: nobody will ever find a r/ story that tops this one, will they
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the holy poopacy posted:
Calpurnia tears a strip off of Scout over her judging how someone eats in To Kill a Mockingbird, that's always done it for me. "There's some folks who don't eat like us," she whispered fiercely, "but you ain't called on to contradict 'em at the table when they don't. That boy's yo' comp'ny and if he wants to eat up the table cloth you let him, you hear?"
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Wasn’t there a poster on SA who thought their grandfather was behind the Tylenol poisonings in the 80s? Also my newsfeed section on Facebook is now inundated with articles based on r/relationships posts. “Internet backs man who xyz.”Newsweek, Washington Post, Buzzfeed, etc.
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AnoHito posted:Wait, are there people who ask a 16 year old boy what kinds of girls he wants to gently caress and expect an answer that isn't gross and weird? Yeah, she had to dig a bit to get him to say something gross. Give the kid a talk on respect instead of trying to get him in trouble.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:'You don't eat what I eat!?' has been causing millennia-long grudges and violent flip-outs.
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I'm struggling with our 10 year age gap, 2 years into our marriage.quote:I love my (26f) Husband (36m) so much. He's my soulmate, the father of my baby and future children. He's an amazing person, dedicated family man and ambitious worker. He puts me first but also works out and takes care of himself too. If the apocalypse hit tomorrow he's the one I'd want by my side. We have our problems but we always work through them. I have everything in a partner I could have ever wanted. Except the 10 years between us.
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