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Great to see Keith has really capitalised on a month of Tory chaos https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1465367104513888264
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TACD posted:Uhhh ??? This is just a bad joke or ??? Definitely aimed for bad joke, sorry if it was too off. edit: i tend to think in "worst case scenario" mode a lot, helps me cope. Just Another Lurker fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Nov 29, 2021 |
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smellmycheese posted:Great to see Keith has really capitalised on a month of Tory chaos Well he's doing another purge so as far as the right are concerned he's doing an amazing job
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I had a good purge today.
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Just Another Lurker posted:While all that is going on π is sneakily moving around with a one month incubation period and a 75% fatality rate that bypasses all the current vaccinations. This is a joke because we all know the π variant will have an R0 value of a little over 3.
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namesake posted:This is a joke because we all know the π variant will have an R0 value of a little over 3. Sublime. 
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https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1465352105607245832?s=20 I don't really know why but I feel like I should bring this to the attention of the thread.
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I just remembered Facebook has employed Nick Clegg as it's head of PR for the last three years.
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smellmycheese posted:Great to see Keith has really capitalised on a month of Tory chaos The Lib Dem fight back starts here
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I like that it feels like the government wanted to wait until I'd got my booster before opening up until the plebs, although I'm a little annoyed that all my time spent pointing at chairs in vaccination centres to qualify as "frontline medical staff" only apparently bought me an extra day of super extra 5G coverage. (It also apparently qualifies me for a free flu jab which they did at the same time, which was nice, but I'll check back in tomorrow when I'm getting the side-effects from both at the same time to confirm exactly *how* nice)
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WhatEvil posted:https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1465352105607245832?s=20 Actually I don't know if he *is* qualified to speak on this as his infamous moment of television history - making GBS threads himself in the middle of the pitch during England v Ireland at Italy 90 in front of a worldwide audience of over a hundred million people - was in those very very short 90s shorts, not trousers, and it did actually escape (although as he was pissing rusty water out his arse he should be given *some* leeway). Unless he's now admitting to multiple incidents, in which case what's his username?
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Seeing Omicron everywhere just makes me want to replay SOMA. By the way you should play SOMA if you haven't already.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/yvette-cooper-labour-reshuffle-keir-starmer-b1966400.htmlquote:Labour reshuffle: Starmer brings Yvette Cooper back to front bench
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Someone who is good at the economy please help me understand this. A company called MPM Connect, which doesn't appear to do anything other than hold stocks, has given about £70k to Cooper and about £20k to Streeting this year. It appears to be one of about 200 companies registered to a semi detached house in Hertfordshire. Is there any way to find out what it actually is or does?
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Can't wait for "Priti Patel is too soft on crime, soft like the thousands of rubber boats she keeps letting in."
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TwoShanks posted:Someone who is good at the economy please help me understand this. A company called MPM Connect, which doesn't appear to do anything other than hold stocks, has given about £70k to Cooper and about £20k to Streeting this year. It appears to be one of about 200 companies registered to a semi detached house in Hertfordshire. Is there any way to find out what it actually is or does? I found this:  The coding for them on Companies House is "activities of head offices" which is management consultants. Re the house they're registered at, this is quite normal - some place which offers a paid service as a 'registered office'*. I had one for a few years until I decided to dissolve my Ltd company this year as I don't need it. It was always interesting to see what other companies had the same registered office in Covent Garden as me (13760 companies in total as it happens!) *rather than use your own home address Some more info: https://ukcom.biz/business/145708/mpm-connect-limited/ previously registered at 94 Cinnabar Wharf East Fk me: "How much has this property changed in price since it was last sold? Flat 94, Cinnabar Wharf East, 28 is a leasehold flat - it is ranked as the most expensive property in E1W 1NG, with a valuation of £6,882,000. Since it last sold in April 2001 for £2,670,000, its value has increased by £4,212,000. " I think this valuation is potentially blx Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Nov 29, 2021 |
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More: https://publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmregmem/210104/cooper_yvette.htm Read down and see the donations made by Peter Hearn (director of MPM Connect) as a private individual and also MPM Connect all for campaigning etc. £15847 per quarter and the quarters correspond to traditional rent quarters. I guess they're paying for her constituency office.
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TwoShanks posted:Someone who is good at the economy please help me understand this. A company called MPM Connect, which doesn't appear to do anything other than hold stocks, has given about £70k to Cooper and about £20k to Streeting this year. It appears to be one of about 200 companies registered to a semi detached house in Hertfordshire. Is there any way to find out what it actually is or does? They're shelf companies, the two directors took control of three at that address on the same day. Peter Hearn has an actual searchable history as accountant and director, mostly in the Netherlands, so could be holding the bag for someone. Simon Murphy might be the same Simon Murphy who is CEO of the Battersea development company, so could be as simple as payments to leadership candidates who'll support important hilariously funded agreements like the Northern line extension. E; drat jaeluni has skills Spangly A fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Nov 29, 2021 |
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lol i see that that f35 that we lost in the med didn't so much crash as just plop off the side of the carrier. Why? someone left a tarp over it that got sucked into the engine killing the thrust just as it went to take off.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I think this valuation is potentially blx I'm not sure it is, looking at the other flats (which are pretty miserable but go for around £1-2m) - it seems to be a penthouse suite.
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Full shuffle list (courtesy of someone on reddit) Full list: Deputy Leader, Shadow First Secretary of State, Shadow Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster and Shadow Secretary of State for the Future of Work: Angela Rayner Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer: Rachel Reeves Shadow Secretary of State for Business and Industrial Strategy: Jonathan Reynolds Shadow Secretary of State of Climate Change and Net Zero: Ed Miliband Shadow Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing, Communities & Local Government: Lisa Nandy Shadow Secretary of State for Defence: John Healey Shadow Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport: Lucy Powell Shadow Secretary of State for Education: Bridget Phillipson Shadow Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Jim McMahon Shadow Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Affairs: David Lammy Shadow Secretary of State for Health and Social Care: Wes Streeting Shadow Secretary of State for the Home Department: Yvette Cooper Shadow Secretary of State for International Trade: Nick Thomas-Symonds Shadow Minister of State at the Cabinet Office: Jenny Chapman Shadow Secretary of State for Justice: Steve Reed Shadow Secretary of State for Transport: Louise Haigh Shadow Secretary of State for Women and Equalities, Party Chair and Chair of Labour Policy Review: Anneliese Dodds Shadow Secretary of State for Work and Pensions: Jonathan Ashworth Shadow Attorney General: Emily Thornberry Shadow Cabinet Minister for Mental Health: Rosena Allin-Khan* Shadow Cabinet Minister for International Development: Preet Gill ** Shadow Chief Secretary to HM Treasury: Pat McFadden * Shadow Secretary of State for Wales: Jo Stevens Shadow Secretary of State for Scotland: Ian Murray Shadow Secretary of State for Northern Ireland: Peter Kyle National Campaign Coordinator: Shabana Mahmood Shadow Leader of the House of Commons: Thangam Debbonaire Shadow Chief Whip: Alan Campbell Shadow Leader of the House of Lords: Angela Smith Opposition Chief Whip in the House: Roy Kennedy
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NotJustANumber99 posted:lol i see that that f35 that we lost in the med didn't so much crash as just plop off the side of the carrier. Why? someone left a tarp over it that got sucked into the engine killing the thrust just as it went to take off. Yeah someone pointed out in another thread that the US covers are bright red for easy visual recognition but our MoD decided to make them really dark red because gently caress it why not?
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https://twitter.com/Dorianlynskey/status/1465371641823825932 Spectator writers are the most petulent whingy babies.
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josh04 posted:https://twitter.com/Dorianlynskey/status/1465371641823825932 Snowflakes, in fact. They should eat fewer avocado toasts and drink fewer lattes.
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The Picture of Dorian Lynskey is a novella about people on Twitter with cartoon avatars of themselves looking smug.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Actually I don't know if he *is* qualified to speak on this as his infamous moment of television history - making GBS threads himself in the middle of the pitch during England v Ireland at Italy 90 in front of a worldwide audience of over a hundred million people - was in those very very short 90s shorts, not trousers, and it did actually escape (although as he was pissing rusty water out his arse he should be given *some* leeway). Unless he's now admitting to multiple incidents, in which case what's his username? i didn't know about that and now i do
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WhatEvil posted:https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1465352105607245832?s=20 i suppose his diet is largely crisps
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NotJustANumber99 posted:lol i see that that f35 that we lost in the med didn't so much crash as just plop off the side of the carrier. Why? someone left a tarp over it that got sucked into the engine killing the thrust just as it went to take off. Hàve some footage while it's still available https://twitter.com/sebh1981/status/1465351592018956295?s=21
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Pencils R Cool posted:Seeing Omicron everywhere just makes me want to replay SOMA. By the way you should play SOMA if you haven't already. If I made the choice to play Soma, would it be me playing it or someone different? Better not.
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did y'all put lead back into gasoline after Brexit How the gently caress can the Tories be up in the polls with a scandal every like 6 hours? Did y'all lose the ability to have a loving drama on tv after so the PM had to take up the craft? Like what the gently caress
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The error is in believing that observable reality dictates what people think, when in actuality, what people want to think dictates what they see as real.
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OwlFancier posted:The error is in believing that observable reality dictates what people think, when in actuality, what people want to think dictates what they see as real. Can't you just get the lads together and spark the communist revolution already
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I like that it feels like the government wanted to wait until I'd got my booster before opening up until the plebs, although I'm a little annoyed that all my time spent pointing at chairs in vaccination centres to qualify as "frontline medical staff" only apparently bought me an extra day of super extra 5G coverage. I got my booster and flu jab at the same time, and the nurse administering it gave me some great advice I'll pass on: get them both in the same arm. Because it felt like I took a good punch in the shoulder all that day, but at least it meant I could sleep on the other side.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:did y'all put lead back into gasoline after Brexit Sadly there’s no opposition party at the moment so nobody else for anyone to vote for
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Can't you just get the lads together and spark the communist revolution already Looks to me like they're going for a conservative revolution instead.
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Morning thread, have some nightmare fuel: https://twitter.com/churnwell/status/1443523447573843968
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