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TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

BrigadierSensible posted:

Doudrop is a heel? Even after she turned on Eva Marie, (before they fired her)?

I think the turn happened at the last RAW or the RAW before that.

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kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Rick posted:

No one is free of bad covid safety sin, and everyone needs to do stuff to have fun. But I strongly implore you to rethink going to indoor wrestling shows with hundreds or even thousands of people (let alone maybe a hundred thousand people). If you have a breakthrough case, and you're wearing a cloth mask, even if you're asymptomatic there is so much potential for spread and you never know who you spread it to will spread it to, and most of you are too good of people to have that on your conscious. There's gonna be wrestling shows in the future to enjoy.

At the very least pick up a respirator with p99/p100 filters. The virus may mutate its spike protein, and vaccine efficacy may wane or get evaded, but a properly-worn respirator will keep on filtering.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale



If you added Dante Martin to the MJF-Punk segment for some reason, the combined age of the Miz/Edge segment would still be one year older.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Fightful posted:

Recent WWE release heading into acting
Bray Wyatt isn't the only recent WWE release headed into acting.

Fightful Select has learned that the former NXT Champion and former Karrion Kross, Killer Kross, is headed into the acting world. Those that we've spoken to about the matter have confirmed that cross has landed a lead role in an action movie that begins filming in 2022. We've yet to gain info on a title, director, or shooting location, but will work to learn more info.

Kross appeared on the show Before The Dark years before he was in WWE.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Is it a real movie or is it one of those Bruce Willis movies where people walk around in the woods for 90 minutes

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/wwe/status/1465517505536012296?s=21

Are they just doing Survivor Series a week late?

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Golden Bee posted:

Is it a real movie or is it one of those Bruce Willis movies where people walk around in the woods for 90 minutes

I’m sure Croatia is beautiful this time of year

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

"You want to bet on a dude loving an alligator?

I'm that dude"

Edge probably

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Kross in a 2022 Seagal production would be the coolest thing he's ever done.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Here’s the trailer for the “show” (YouTube webseries) that Sapp touts as Kross’s previous credit:
https://youtu.be/ug0FsAH8a2c

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Kross in a 2022 Seagal production would be the coolest thing he's ever done.

Hell yeah

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Kross will be in those privately funded right wing movies they review on Chapo

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








If you want to go out and see a show safely with like masks & vax requirements that’s understandable, but for god’s sake dont risk it for a WWE show of all things- go to something good!!

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Here’s the trailer for the “show” (YouTube webseries) that Sapp touts as Kross’s previous credit:
https://youtu.be/ug0FsAH8a2c

a DOOm house?

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Kross in a 2022 Seagal production would be the coolest thing he's ever done.

They got Rob Van Dam in one of them things so it's always possible

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
RAW!!! Ughhh


quote:

Seth started the show annocing him vs Big E at Day 1 for the title.

Finn Bálor interrupted and attacked Rollins. Bálor clotheslined Rollins (and himself) over the barricade into the timekeeper’s area and tossed him around ringside. Rollins fought back briefly but Bálor gave him a slingblade on the outside before hitting him with the steel steps.

Rollins, who just got hit with the steel steps, told the referee to go ahead and start the match.

Seth Rollins defeated Finn Bálor (8:41)

quote:

Bálor avoided a stomp and followed with another slingblade and a shotgun dropkick. Rollins avoided a Coup de Grace again and they traded strikes. Bálor set up for a reverse DDT but Rollins poked him in the eye, which the ref didn’t see.

Rollins followed with a back elbow and curb stomp for the pinfall win.

Don't ever steal from Mr. McMahon again
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/r5b8hj/raw_spoilers_dont_ever_steal_from_mr_mcmahon_again/

Raw Women’s Championship contract signing
https://streamable.com/lxrdjh

Riddle has a gift for Randy
https://gfycat.com/distantfluffyemu

Randy Orton & Riddle defeated Dolph Ziggler & Robert Roode to retain the Raw Tag Team Championships (10:27)

quote:

Riddle tagged Orton and they both set up for RKOs but they both got countered. Ziggler gave Orton a Zig-Zag for a nearfall. Orton dodged a superkick and gave Ziggler an RKO for the pinfall win.

Edge promo/return of Miz and Maryse
Using WWE's clip cause why not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q9RTpYjblg

quote:

Sarah Schreiber asked AJ Styles and Omos about the Street Profits using a fire extinguisher last week. Styles wore shades because he claimed he couldn’t see after getting sprayed in the face.

The Street Profits defeated Alpha Academy (3:15)

Damian Priest defeated Apollo Crews (w/Commander Azeez) to retain the United States Championship (8:27)

Dominik & Rey Mysterio defeated Cedric Alexander & Shelton Benjamin (3:02)

10-woman tag match: Liv Morgan, Bianca Belair, Rhea Ripley, Nikki ASH, & 24/7 Champion Dana Brooke defeated Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch, Tag Team Champions Carmella & Queen Zelina, Tamina & Doudrop (19:36

quote:

Tamina gave Morgan a superkick for a nearfall and Morgan followed with an Oblivion for the pinfall win.

Lynch immediately attacked Morgan after the match. A few others brawled, and once the ring was clear, Morgan laid out Lynch with an Oblivion.
This match was rough and the crowd didn’t seem to care.

"It was freaking horrible."
https://streamja.com/qaA60

"Stop looking that way!"
https://streamja.com/bJzq4

"I fear no Kevins"
https://streamja.com/MynWB

Austin Theory has a lot to learn
https://streamja.com/W6yGL

Non-title match: WWE Champion Big E vs. Kevin Owens
https://streamable.com/o9iwfq

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Nov 30, 2021

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Even if it's done in a hacky way, I'm actually glad they addressed it because pretending other promotions don't exist is stupid.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

lmao at the aew reference getting a "slight buzz" from the crowd

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Critical posted:

lmao at the aew reference getting a "slight buzz" from the crowd

aew is a cold product, confirmed

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

JUNGLE BOY posted:

aew is a cold product, confirmed

this will absolutely be in the bad take thread tomorrow

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Destroy My Sweater posted:

this will absolutely be in the bad take thread tomorrow

Why wait?

https://twitter.com/nickb492/status/1465523598098059265?t=pDzUGetepxbFJiuKEEtS6A&s=19

WWE crowds are quiet because they're more mature, just like Japan.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Lid posted:

Why wait?

https://twitter.com/nickb492/status/1465523598098059265?t=pDzUGetepxbFJiuKEEtS6A&s=19

WWE crowds are quiet because they're more mature, just like Japan.

lol

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Miz is just a more famous MJF.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Lid posted:

Why wait?

https://twitter.com/nickb492/status/1465523598098059265?t=pDzUGetepxbFJiuKEEtS6A&s=19

WWE crowds are quiet because they're more mature, just like Japan.

Notoriously easy to please and excitable 30 year olds.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Digital Jedi posted:


Non-title match: WWE Champion Big E vs. Kevin Owens
https://streamable.com/o9iwfq

seth rollins has been a professional wrestler for going on 20 years now.

why is he doing punches like a toddler having a tantrum

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol at the raw threads nowadays not even making it to page 2

it makes me happy to see that most of you have decided your mental health is more important

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

CapnAndy posted:

Miz is just a more famous MJF.

logically this is true

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Notoriously easy to please and excitable 30 year olds.

Well yeah, AEW shows are people who sit on their hands and just do and say nothing.

https://twitter.com/TheEWZine/status/1465517908386320387?t=5ED90WmIPaglscY1w2e_ZQ&s=19

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Lid posted:

Why wait?

https://twitter.com/nickb492/status/1465523598098059265?t=pDzUGetepxbFJiuKEEtS6A&s=19

WWE crowds are quiet because they're more mature, just like Japan.

the reason wwe crowds are so quiet is because they want to be able to hear corey graves and pat mcafee on commentary, which is akin to carmelizing sugar on a masterfully prepared creme brulee

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

oh no the twitter gremlins are crawling out of their oubliette again

i just wanted to use the word oubliette if we're being honest

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Reprint oubliette for pauper

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Digital Jedi posted:

RAW!!! Ughhh

Thirty-three minutes and fifty seconds of wrestling

Lol

Lmao

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Most of WWE is just boring. I still like a lot of the workers they have, but it's a lot less than what it was. But even the people I like watching are being put in terrible positions or being booked like poo poo.

Every once in a while there's something legitimately good or entertaining, but it's surrounded by poo poo. Most of it is even too bad to poo poo post about.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
umm Edge, that's not a cheap reaction, that's just what a reaction is. All the people playing on their phones during WWE promos when they aren't WHAT'ing isn't normal.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

Most of WWE is just boring. I still like a lot of the workers they have, but it's a lot less than what it was. But even the people I like watching are being put in terrible positions or being booked like poo poo.

Every once in a while there's something legitimately good or entertaining, but it's surrounded by poo poo. Most of it is even too bad to poo poo post about.

I generally feel pretty aligned with your opinions on WWE, and also try to enjoy the rare good match or segment, it’s just such a waste of what, even after the firings, is still on paper an amazing roster.

I really can’t fathom the type of person who would spite watch a show that’s objectively bad because the other newer one they pretend to hate to troll reactionary AEW fans on reddit and twitter, it’s just like don’t you desire to feel joy?

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Notoriously easy to please and excitable 30 year olds.

Hey that’s not true at all! <a boomer dangles keys in front of me> Oooooh shiny!


I feel bad for Edge. Christian, his old buddy, is having great matches pulling off moves that are a bit scary on a 50 year old man and helping teach a new generation in a hot company and having the time of his life. Edge just looks sad and tired. He was cool back in the day. Also just watched that clip and WWE shoots still feel so overly scripted and rehearsed.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Lid posted:

Why wait?

https://twitter.com/nickb492/status/1465523598098059265?t=pDzUGetepxbFJiuKEEtS6A&s=19

WWE crowds are quiet because they're more mature, just like Japan.

Only WWE fans have the 1,000 yard stare silent stoic bravery to withstand a two day 14 hour long Wrestlemania.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Most of WWE's viewer base are quiet and calm because they're 65 year olds who fell asleep in their easy chairs before RAW even came on

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

how is christian only one year younger than edge

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

kalensc posted:

At the very least pick up a respirator with p99/p100 filters. The virus may mutate its spike protein, and vaccine efficacy may wane or get evaded, but a properly-worn respirator will keep on filtering.

Yep, exactly.

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