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https://twitter.com/nataliesurely/status/1465370449517461520 whoops lol
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And it doesn't start until like 2035 or something
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Nov 29, 2021 19:59
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Why is a whoops? This is by design.
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Nov 29, 2021 20:01
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joe manchin strikes again
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Nov 29, 2021 20:05
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:lmao my kids would fuckin riot if I made them eat Lunchables. Kids don't want lunchables anymore? Back in my day they were The Cool Lunch thanks to extensive marketing during saturday morning cartoons, and they did absolutely nuts (and in retrospect pretty gross) ideas like tiny little cold hamburgers. Kids These Days, demanding proper nutrition and/or stuff that tastes like more than just salted nothing, what is the world coming to. Back in my day you decided you liked something because the TV person told you you liked it and you liked it that way. 
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Nov 29, 2021 23:47
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The Nastier Nate posted:joe manchin strikes again You can just kinda gloss over it in committee and hearings and hopefully it goes under the radar until you call a vote and the repubs will be like, yeah, we'll let you have this one since you poison pilled it yourselves, no worries. This tweet doesn't matter. None of this matters.
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Nov 29, 2021 23:50
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:i definitely just noticed that lunchables are 100% out of stock at my store Being a notAmerican, I had to google precisely what Lunchables were. I would absolutely have rioted as a kid if this poo poo was slapped down in front of me and told "Here's your lunch" 
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Nov 30, 2021 05:28
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why's there a cookie where's my snickers
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Nov 30, 2021 05:34
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Shame Boy posted:Kids don't want lunchables anymore? Back in my day they were The Cool Lunch thanks to extensive marketing during saturday morning cartoons, and they did absolutely nuts (and in retrospect pretty gross) ideas like tiny little cold hamburgers. my kids still think soda is spicy and that three m&m's is "a lot of candy" so im gonna keep up on that as long as I can.
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Nov 30, 2021 05:34
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little pretend MREs for our little soldier
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Nov 30, 2021 05:38
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Being a notAmerican, I had to google precisely what Lunchables were. Serious question: is that supposed to be the whole lunch (with something to drink I guess)?
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Nov 30, 2021 05:51
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lunchables are fine and better than the alternative of pb&j which is literally two dessert condiments on bread
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Nov 30, 2021 05:53
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Lmao jam is a "dessert condiment" Lmao
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Nov 30, 2021 05:54
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I'll still eat a pizza lunchable and enjoy it. I don't give a drat!! But my kid prefers raw vegetables to stuff like that so easy win for me there.
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Nov 30, 2021 05:55
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I'm never going to believe a human being would voluntarily eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. It's a joke imaginary thing created by Americans, like eating rear end and New Jersey.
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Nov 30, 2021 05:55
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Serious question: is that supposed to be the whole lunch (with something to drink I guess)? It generally comes with a capri sun pouch thing in the box, and I seem to remember them being a tiny bit larger and having way more calorie-dense stuff back in my day, but yes.
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Nov 30, 2021 05:59
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Oh good they still do these monstrosities  Now that's a fuckin' lunchable
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Nov 30, 2021 06:04
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In case anyone's wondering, yes, you do just eat the tiny burgers ice cold and pretend it's as good as a real burger. Also I found a picture of the (long-since extinct) one I liked the best back in the day, they do seem to have actually been bigger and I wasn't just imagining it. And I forgot, it didn't come with a capri sun, it came with a straight-up can of soda lmao  None of this "whole grain" bullshit, no, you get proper american Wonder brand white bread to go with your wieners and 2 chocolate balls
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Nov 30, 2021 06:09
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yeah nobody gave a gently caress if you came to school with a regular rear end lunchable. now, a pizza lunchable...
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Nov 30, 2021 06:10
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it says "no need to heat"... but what happens if you DO heat it up?
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Nov 30, 2021 06:10
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:it says "no need to heat"... but what happens if you DO heat it up? I imagine the Lunchables[TM] Cola would taste rather vile.
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Nov 30, 2021 06:12
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I lived in Tokyo for a year and the grocery store near me had one jar of expensive peanut butter but I bought that poo poo all the time like a filthy american pig, peanut butter is great
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Nov 30, 2021 06:13
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I'm never going to believe a human being would voluntarily eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. It's a joke imaginary thing created by Americans, like eating rear end and New Jersey. there is nothing wrong with eating New Jersey 
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Nov 30, 2021 06:14
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I have eaten rear end while in New Jersey, what does that make me
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Shame Boy posted:I have eaten rear end while in New Jersey, what does that make me Unfortunate?
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Nov 30, 2021 06:19
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Jazerus posted:yeah nobody gave a gently caress if you came to school with a regular rear end lunchable. now, a pizza lunchable... they used to have them with the red plastic stick but they don't any more some dumb kid ruined it for the rest of us and now i have to smear the tomato sauce allover my pizza dough with my finger
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Nov 30, 2021 06:51
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the cola tasted terrible so capri sun is an upgrade in my book and to all you snooty eurotrash: you shoulda seen the school's lunch in comparison
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Nov 30, 2021 06:53
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did everyone's school do "dominos pizza Fridays" where you could buy a slice of pizza for a dollar? i remember the rich kids getting like five slices and then not being able to eat it all because that's a lot of fuckin pizza.
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Nov 30, 2021 07:02
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Being a notAmerican, I had to google precisely what Lunchables were. Lol the best part about being an adult is getting to eat basically this all the time and it's cool and classy and nobody judges you. It's called charcuterie. You eat it off fancy expensive pieces of wood instead of out of a little plastic tray. You can even feed it to your guests and they'll thank you and think you're wonderful and compliment you
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Nov 30, 2021 07:07
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I wish I was eating charcuterie right now
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Nov 30, 2021 07:08
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:did everyone's school do "dominos pizza Fridays" where you could buy a slice of pizza for a dollar? uh you mean everyday from the hot and ready grill some cheap as poo poo mass purchased pizza, you better believe i was a fat kid
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I wish I was eating charcuterie right now when we achieve communism, friend
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Nov 30, 2021 07:11
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just eat a carrot, boom, charcuterie in your mouth
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Nov 30, 2021 07:13
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Oh man charcuterie sounds great. Want to have a tasteful snack platter party with me on Friday when the new WoT comes out? I have a 40 year old single buddy who works as a Costco manager. Nice guy and one of my best friends. He only buys the easy to prepare stuff from Costco, like the 80 pack of burritos. Then he eats nothing but 80 burritos in a row. Then he buys the gallon of hummus and huge bag of pretzels and that's what he eats. Then he buys the 30 pack of salty gross rear end pho and you get the idea. Anyway he bought a giant fuckoff huge thing of Lunchables one time. Until that day I had never seen a grown man eat one. Maybe I've seen, like, a dad finish one after the kid doesn't finish, but never just eating one for lunch. It's super weird, like the context doesn't make sense to me. And he had so many to eat in a row. I didn't say anything 'cause he's a grown man who can eat what he wants. Plus he's awesome and an awesome friend. Thanks to this derail I got to remember a friend I haven't called in a while. Thanks thread!
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Nov 30, 2021 07:24
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A Bakers Cousin posted:uh you mean everyday from the hot and ready grill some cheap as poo poo mass purchased pizza, you better believe i was a fat kid i just remember it was a distinct event because the actual cafeteria pizza was square and didn't have an actual edge crust. but on dominos pizza day everyone was in line because it was decent compared to the regular slop.
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Nov 30, 2021 07:30
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Anime Bernie Bro posted:when we achieve communism, friend My "Critique of Dialectical Reason (2021 Edition)" is just a giant pile of meats and cheeses and olives on a board
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Nov 30, 2021 07:56
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:did everyone's school do "dominos pizza Fridays" where you could buy a slice of pizza for a dollar? We didn't have any brand tie-ins during actual school lunch but we had periodic after school fundraisers where Carabbas would make a bunch of chicken and pasta and you could get a whole bunch of it for like five bucks, that was pretty good. I also remember this other fundraiser involving frozen food that barely even still exists in my memory other than the fact that one of the frozen food items you could buy was just "a fuckin' giant-rear end tub of cookie dough" and you better believe when we got it once I would sneak chunks of cookie dough out of that tub when nobody was looking.
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my middle school had rotating fast food vendors, we’d have papa johns and Pizza Hut the same week, and chik fil a too. hell I think I’m like 40 pounds down from my middle school weight right now. really hit that sweet spot where fast food companies were going after school kids right at school before people worried too much about health.
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Shame Boy posted:Oh good they still do these monstrosities the packaging of these things makes me angry and sad
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:my middle school had rotating fast food vendors, we’d have papa johns and Pizza Hut the same week, and chik fil a too. hell I think I’m like 40 pounds down from my middle school weight right now. really hit that sweet spot where fast food companies were going after school kids right at school before people worried too much about health. that's loving crazy to me because I literally weighed half what I do now when I was 13. my school didn't get fast food vendors until high school and even then I didn't experience it until moving to Anchorage. my school in Michigan didn't have any vendors.
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