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pentyne posted:lol buddy you did her a huge favor, she can now jettison your rear end and avoid your trash family without ever having to deal with their "jokes" Option 2: If anyone in the family makes any comments about the towel, tell them to gently caress off. Girlfriend appreciates you taking her side. If no one makes any comments about it, great. hm, this is a difficult dilemma
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It is very important to always know where your towel is, so don’t let anyone interfere with that
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:05 |
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It's not just a towel, though. If someone secretly unpacks something you had wanted to pack, that's just a huge weird manipulative breach of trust. So yeah, it's "just a towel" but it's also "I'm going to decide what she needs, secretly."
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:11 |
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One towel for all the guests? Ewwwwwwww. I wash my towels in with the clothes (gasp, horror) and it's once a week or so, but the idea that all the houseguests get one between them is gross.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:26 |
I was with my ex for 10 years who was obsessed with her curly hair maintenance and boy howdy there would have been some god damned hell to pay if I pulled a stunt like that. Christ almighty don't gently caress with your partner's self care routine.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:30 |
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You know what's weird, when you go to a house that has no towels hanging in the bathrooms. No hand towels. No bath towels. It's like you want guests to walk around touching things with wet, slightly pissy hands.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:32 |
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One of the ways I sucked as a daughter-in-law (thankfully, my MIL loved me anyway) was that I used the decorative hand towels. And the decorative soap. Also, once, the decorative dishtowel.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:39 |
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AITA for playing baby shark for my 7 year old until his room was clean?quote:My 7 year old son hates, and I mean hates the song baby shark. Always has. And I’ve been after him for the last hour to get him to clean up his toys! So I decided that I would try to speed things along and play this song on repeat until his room was clean. New idea for all the posters whose manchild husbands/bfs won't clean/wipe their asses.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:41 |
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bell jar posted:I'm not saying that I eat my steaks well done *because* of guys like this, but it is a significant factor (they are also delicious) Mr. Trump, i had no idea you posted here!
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:47 |
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Because of this thread, I looked up the emotionless robot couple that gave away their kid to the MIL on Reddit to see some comments. They posted in r/childfree, presumably to get more favorable reactions? And the posters there, (who hate kids and call them crotch goblins and parents breeders) were STILL genuinely disturbed by the OP and worried for the child's mental well-being
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Miserable Maid posted:Because of this thread, I looked up the emotionless robot couple that gave away their kid to the MIL on Reddit to see some comments. /r/childfree also just MURDERED the infamous person who was pissy over a kid winning a Harry Potter contest. They have some standards! I don't know what exactly they are, but they're there.
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Miserable Maid posted:Because of this thread, I looked up the emotionless robot couple that gave away their kid to the MIL on Reddit to see some comments. I mean, I hate children but I'm perfectly capable of understanding that that's my problem not theirs.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 05:38 |
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Yeah frankly generally the people who hate kids but know they hate kids so they're not going to have any are doing alright or at least are the rear end in a top hat for other anti-kid actions they take, two people having 0 interest in having a kid but having one anyway bc it's what is done usually ends up pretty badly.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 06:05 |
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RoboRodent posted:It's this, plus there's nothing a parrot likes more than drama, so making a big deal about it and yelling at them is most likely to get them to do it again, because they want to see you react. Exactly what I was about to post
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 06:49 |
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Does anyone have the story where a guy was getting married and the father's present was to do a special dance with his brothers and wife but the guy wasn't allowed to dance cause he was too much of a goof or something? I think about it a lot. WHAT WAS THE DANCE???
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 07:02 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA For unpacking my GF’s towel Helping your GF and family bond by letting your mom and sisters know about this special hair towel that could save them time and money when it comes to their hair was right loving there. Jesus, instead of the easy open layup he somehow gets an own goal. Beautiful.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 07:13 |
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GigaPeon posted:Does anyone have the story where a guy was getting married and the father's present was to do a special dance with his brothers and wife but the guy wasn't allowed to dance cause he was too much of a goof or something? Well the dance was forbidden, so obviously Lambada
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 07:15 |
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GigaPeon posted:Does anyone have the story where a guy was getting married and the father's present was to do a special dance with his brothers and wife but the guy wasn't allowed to dance cause he was too much of a goof or something? Narcissalsa
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 08:01 |
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AITA For asking my wife to get rid of her blankie that has a name I hate?quote:(Throwaway for privacy)
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 08:32 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA For asking my wife to get rid of her blankie that has a name I hate? Someone sure wrote that huh
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 08:39 |
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I'm the guy haunted with visions of rear end to mouth when I see my daughter holding a blanky.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 08:53 |
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AITA for kicking my dad and his wife out of my (technically their) house after they said they wanted to name their unborn twins after my deceased siblings?quote:Using a throwaway because my step siblings use Reddit. is the hand that feeds really that delicious
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 08:58 |
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Hello goons, This peculiar little thing has been brought to my attention. As I know little about Python, and many people have told me “no keep it that way, trust me”, I do feel others may get a kick out of this. Terrible relationship advice into a program. https://github.com/tykavanaugh/rfuck Currently very much a work in progress since most basic operators besides very, very simple loops and variable assignment has not been implemented yet. A functional "hello world" program (or just "hello" right now) that prints "HELLO" to the console: quote:Backstory: my family has lots of political drama Output: quote:HELLO
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 09:08 |
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PetraCore posted:two people having 0 interest in having a kid but having one anyway bc it's what is done usually ends up pretty badly. And a shitload of kids are all too aware.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 09:11 |
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YTA
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Mx. posted:AITA for kicking my dad and his wife out of my (technically their) house after they said they wanted to name their unborn twins after my deceased siblings? You know, this thread has seen a lot of "remarried parent replacing their first family" stories, but I feel like "I'm gonna name my new babies after my dead kids" is still novel. Does the new wife have the same name as the old one, by any chance?
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 09:14 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA For asking my wife to get rid of her blankie that has a name I hate? This is absolute pro-tier spoiler usage, I was totally expecting it to be a parrot
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 09:38 |
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webmeister posted:This is absolute pro-tier spoiler usage, I was totally expecting it to be a parrot Lol me too I slightly suspected that recent parrot stories had encouraged the OP to word-search 'parrot' and this was the result. The spoiler is even the right length!
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 09:41 |
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This is just another front of birb internet trying to convince people that they should get a parrot.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 09:45 |
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Beachcomber posted:In my darker periods I fantasize about carrying around something gross smelling and spraying it at people with too much perfume and smokers smoking where they aren't supposed to. Try liquid rear end fart spray. El Spamo posted:what the gently caress is with people trying to sneak stuff into peoples food Many people do not value consent. Hellblazer187 posted:I should buy a sous vide machine (is it a machine I don't even know what it is)because I'm pretty bad at cooking steak. Specifics vary, but if you're just going to use it yourself in your house, you can find an inexpensive one that's a cylinder that clamps on to the edge of your pot and plugs into the wall to get it to x temperature. That way, you can see if you like sous vide cooking.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 10:11 |
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Should I try to re add a girl I used to like on social media?quote:I (22m) used to talk with this girl (22f) a few years ago. We both liked each other, but I came on too strong too fast. I didn’t come on too strong sexually, more just like me wanting to be involved with her life, if that makes sense. Things ended, before they fully began, and she removed me from social media. Basically cutting off all ties, since awhile after I got a new phone and number, and never save old contacts. A few years have gone by and I still think about her, and can’t help but think she has thought about me too. Should I try to add her back again on social media and see if she is open to communication? Or just leave her be for good? I don’t want to come off as a total creep, but I keep telling myself to try one last time, but call it quits if she is not receptive. I’m honestly so torn by this. Any advice would be great. quote:Even making this post made me feel like a creep, even though I swear I’m not lol.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 10:32 |
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I feel like that's barely a blip on the creep meter to say hi unless he's lying about how badly things ended. Is this a trap? Am I the creep?
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 10:36 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I feel like that's barely a blip on the creep meter to say hi unless he's lying about how badly things ended. Look in your heart - you know the answer. (Yes).
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 10:58 |
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I have never “fallen out of touch” with someone so severely they deliberately cut ties on social media and lose my number; I’m pretty sure you have to be real creepy or otherwise lovely for that to happen. And from the tone of the post there’s no way he can say “hi” without coming off as a turbo-creep, and you can bet his resolve to never bother her again will falter time and time again.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 11:19 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I have never “fallen out of touch” with someone so severely they deliberately cut ties on social media and lose my number; I’m pretty sure you have to be real creepy or otherwise lovely for that to happen. I feel like this is what the dude in love with the lesbian from last page should do. Just drift away. They're 18 and have graduated anyway, they'll drift apart regardless but he can get a head start
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 11:34 |
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People hate letting go, it's like an addiction for some people isn't it
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 12:19 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I feel like that's barely a blip on the creep meter to say hi unless he's lying about how badly things ended. I read it like he stalked her with the whole "I came on too hard to get into her life" thing.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 12:59 |
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AITA for not wanting to spend my honeymoon with my wife's brother?quote:Her parents paid for the trip and it is quite lavish. They decided to have her brother come along. He is in the room next door. Imagine being so passive that you actually ask Reddit the question, "am I the rear end in a top hat for wanting to be alone with my wife on my own honeymoon?"
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:21 |
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Angry steak man did absolutely nothing wrong, nor did sweary parrot man.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:28 |
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Steak man should have burnt the everloving poo poo out of her steak, then microwaved it for 10 minutes and then made her eat it.
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