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gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/jamesjohnson252/status/1465656744210845696
https://twitter.com/jamesjohnson252/status/1464933795518459909
https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1464914063213875204
any...day...now...

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Swears are strength

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I mean from what ive seen here it doesn't seem like Kier supports Kier over Boris all the time so why should Joe Public

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?
Look how proud he is of himself for saying bullshit

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Communist Thoughts posted:

Swears are strength

Tbh Keith swearing feels like vindication for my long held belief that potential labour voters like swearing a lot more than they like standard political speech. He wouldn't be doing without a focus group!

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Hell yeah I'm tough enough

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
The most interesting thing to learn from this thread is how horrible UK media is. There was a time, like 10 years ago, where I figured the BBC was actually good. lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
If kieth is leader at the next election all the Tories have to do is "this you?" For all of his lies

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Jose posted:

lol not only are they bringing it back but this time it'll involve biometric data

https://twitter.com/XBIZ/status/1465448758750023684?s=20

finally. having sex with the computer is now mandatory to prove you're who you say you are

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Hillary 2024 posted:

Retired computer touchers? your NHS needs YOU!

https://twitter.com/sajidjavid/status/1465002206520827909?s=20

God Save the NHS!

In Reality: We have given a Tory Donor tens of millions to set up a system to cold call retired nurses and doctors and begging them to come back.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
It's cool how people think she's good and not a monster

https://twitter.com/fnord_focus/status/1465646131233370119?t=i4ZnmCjPqhI3Ey5yqt1sog&s=19

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/1465694371106279435
huh, no video message huh

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Bleak poo poo. Real dire stuff.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Tahirovic posted:

The most interesting thing to learn from this thread is how horrible UK media is. There was a time, like 10 years ago, where I figured the BBC was actually good. lol

It was okay under Labour, so like 12 years ago.

The Tories spared no effort at pushing their agenda onto it.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1465716154207461382?s=20

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Specifically the Tories packed the upper ranks of BBC News with literal Downing Street staffers starting under the Cameron government

Meanwhile when this was presented to liberals it was dismissed as conspiracy mongering, so now we're on a situation where the BBC is just fully right wing

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1465640620505063432

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
supposedly someone working on it folded up the air intake cover to kneel on while working on the air intake and forgot to remove it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this is the closest anyone will come to admitting that all they care about is getting columnists on board to tell people to vote labour

https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1465726090463301639?s=20

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

hahahahhahahahahahhaaaaaa

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmfao

https://twitter.com/Femi_Sorry/status/1465453488704524303?s=20

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

lmao

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol


lmao

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

It's nice the reigning British monarch was able to attend to Barbados ceremony. :)

because the queen is dead lol

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


Private Speech posted:

It was okay under Labour, so like 12 years ago.

The Tories spared no effort at pushing their agenda onto it.

They've always been racist imperialist scum, but they were more than just a tory propaganda outlet back in the day.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Tahirovic posted:

The most interesting thing to learn from this thread is how horrible UK media is. There was a time, like 10 years ago, where I figured the BBC was actually good. lol

Tories discovered this one weird trick where you replace the people at the top with your own loyal stooges and it completely neuters the organisation.

Bot 02
Apr 2, 2010

Dude... Did my plushie just talk?

Lol, didn't even bother to wait for her to kick it

Maybe they're hedging against the possibility that the Brits will never announce her death and just pretend she's queen in perpetuity

New Found Power
Aug 18, 2005

As in atom bomb... As in nuclear fission.. As in the end of the world.

Jose posted:

lol not only are they bringing it back but this time it'll involve biometric data

https://twitter.com/XBIZ/status/1465448758750023684?s=20

They've got their most powerful minds at work on it, too;

quote:

Yesterday, however, The Times was told that an age verification plan was now “being looked on with approval by Nadine Dorries, the culture secretary, and Nadhim Zahawi, the education secretary.”

“Their support follows work by Dame Rachel de Souza, the Children’s Commissioner, who has sent a report to ministers recommending that age verification become compulsory on all porn sites,” The Times added.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Bot 02 posted:

Lol, didn't even bother to wait for her to kick it

Maybe they're hedging against the possibility that the Brits will never announce her death and just pretend she's queen in perpetuity

in the grim darkness of the future UK there is only poop

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

This is the most on the nose Brexit metaphor since May got locked in her own car when trying to greet Merkle.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Jose posted:

lol not only are they bringing it back but this time it'll involve biometric data

https://twitter.com/XBIZ/status/1465448758750023684?s=20

Bringing back black market pornography is a bold British innovation.

Morbus
May 18, 2004


well that is technically one way to do a short take off and vertical landing

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

We really need two Air Forces equipped with F35s and only F35s to go to war with one another. The sheer carnage would lead to a brief period of peace.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Grape posted:

This is the most on the nose Brexit metaphor since May got locked in her own car when trying to greet Merkle.

I also enjoyed that one Labour MP telling @UK_Proletariat that she did not care what they thought and blocked them.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Relevant Tangent posted:

Bringing back black market pornography is a bold British innovation.

Poor folk look at pornography, the people that actually matter party partied with Jeffery Epstein.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

But HS2 destroyed all the woods and cancelling HS2 means theres no railway sidings so where are people going to hide all the pornography?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I also enjoyed that one Labour MP telling @UK_Proletariat that she did not care what they thought and blocked them.

She deleted it lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/LKelz93/status/1465995257213030401?t=LvohuojBsdg1d0lJ4m78_w&s=19

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


What the gently caress is this enough to get you banned from Labour now?

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
well her bio says socialist so that was the reason they just needed to find an excuse

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