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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

tracecomplete posted:

Looks as much like godawful lighting as anything else. Of course it could be both, but I’m always struck at how fundamentally poor the right wing is at largely solved challenges in art.

It's because that would require learning lessons from masters past and present, while also knowing when to acknowledge criticism. If they could do either they wouldn't be right-wingers

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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Groovelord Neato posted:

Ben Shapiro's catchphrase being "facts don't care about your feelings" is so loving funny.

The funny thing about that catchphrase is that it also explains why people don't really care much about facts. The history of human progress is an endless series of people running into facts, feeling like the facts are not as they should be, and acting accordingly.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


nine-gear crow posted:

I mean, not personally, but...

https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1463939163414220809

Look at it. It's conveniently butt plug shaped and sized. And you can tell this because it looks tiny even in Ben Shapiro's hands and he's like 4'7".

LOL imagine someone pulling that out of their pocket and smugly dropping it only to be met with " You dropped your dildo."

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Republicans posted:

LOL imagine someone pulling that out of their pocket and smugly dropping it only to be met with " You dropped your dildo."

"You gonna lose a buttplug like that real easy without a flared base you know. "

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Panfilo posted:

"You gonna lose a buttplug like that real easy without a flared base you know. "

Not gonna lie, pulling that out and instead of dropping it slurping it up your butt would be pretty baller.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I love those machining videos, even if it's for something dumb like this.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Republicans posted:

LOL imagine someone pulling that out of their pocket and smugly dropping it only to be met with " You dropped your dildo."

No one who buys one of those has actual conversations with real people.

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0
Klandpa walking around trying to strike up conversations with strangers because he paid good money for this goddamn thing and who is he supposed to drpp it on when his kids won't talk to him any more?!

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


Trainer bombs for propaganda-fed right-wing morons who spend every waking minute fantasizing about killing liberals and minorities. What could go wrong?

But hey, if Ben Shapiro makes his next appearance with cracked teeth at least we'll know what happened.

tek79 fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Nov 29, 2021

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
A few months ago, I posted that I wondered what Milo Yiannopoulis was up to. Today I felt like checking:



Yes, he's still a member of Sodomites Anonymous. The weirdest thing: 314 days ago was January 20th, 2021. Was Milo so devastated by Trump leaving office that he sought solace in the arms of another man?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I've had days too upsetting to go without dick, before

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

William Bear posted:

A few months ago, I posted that I wondered what Milo Yiannopoulis was up to. Today I felt like checking:



Yes, he's still a member of Sodomites Anonymous. The weirdest thing: 314 days ago was January 20th, 2021. Was Milo so devastated by Trump leaving office that he sought solace in the arms of another man?

....why do they weigh them? What does their weight have to do with sodomy?

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


That weight seems mildly concerning.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

CommieGIR posted:

....why do they weigh them? What does their weight have to do with sodomy?

You have two 120 pound people doing sodomy on one couch, two 400 pound people doing it on another - I don't have the ability to explain why but the large people are clearly doing more units of sodomy, to me, that's just how I feel.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
Please tell me that people have appropriated that site to act as a sodomy scoreboard instead of it's original intended purpose.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


More cushion for the pushin missionary with your wife for the sole purpose of reproduction

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Brawnfire posted:

I've had days too upsetting to go without dick, before

Yeah, we've all been there. Some days even my own dick isn't enough to satisfy me.

These are difficult times we live in.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



William Bear posted:

A few months ago, I posted that I wondered what Milo Yiannopoulis was up to. Today I felt like checking:



Yes, he's still a member of Sodomites Anonymous. The weirdest thing: 314 days ago was January 20th, 2021. Was Milo so devastated by Trump leaving office that he sought solace in the arms of another man?

um... sodomy isn't about arms, friend



Does the existence of a sodomy clock mean that it's always sodomy time somewhere in the world?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


greazeball posted:

um... sodomy isn't about arms, friend
Milo sought solace in the fists of another man?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Xand_Man posted:

That weight seems mildly concerning.

Do they measure sodomy by weight? Is that what a hundredweight is used for?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Milo thinks eating Twinkies counts as sodomy, and obviously he can’t help himself.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Do they measure sodomy by weight? Is that what a hundredweight is used for?

Weight classes would fit into using it as a scoreboard instead of a self-help metric.

Firstscion
Apr 11, 2008

Born Lucky

It's sodomy o'clock somewhere

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Casimir Radon posted:

Milo thinks eating Twinkies counts as sodomy, and obviously he can’t help himself.

Man, now I really want twinkies.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

William Bear posted:

A few months ago, I posted that I wondered what Milo Yiannopoulis was up to. Today I felt like checking:



Yes, he's still a member of Sodomites Anonymous. The weirdest thing: 314 days ago was January 20th, 2021. Was Milo so devastated by Trump leaving office that he sought solace in the arms of another man?

This just reminds me of the Mr. Show sketch "Good News."

"Burton will tell us about his most recent lapse, and the lapse he has planned for August, which should take him to Rio de Janeiro."

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I measure sodomy by the pound

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
I thought Milo was married to his definitely real black husband with a big d. (d for donut shop if his weight in that post is anything to go by, )

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Brawnfire posted:

sodomy by the pound

Primo band name, if anyone’s in the market.

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?
Ah, but what genre?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Fighting Trousers posted:

Ah, but what genre?

Christian Death Metal

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Pornogrind

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

About time they let an aquarium bubbler on vocals. We've come a long way in representation from Finding Nemo.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I’m hearing Gutfield! blaring, and they’re alternating between laughing at a rumor about Democrats considering nominating Kamala to the Supreme Court to save face and get a new Vice President and being outraged about how such an act would besmirch the court’s integrity.

They laughed at how a Michelle Obama/Pete Buttigieg ticket would tick every identity box except trans, except, wait… Secretary of TRANSportation
:suicide:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Dr Christmas posted:

I’m hearing Gutfield! blaring, and they’re alternating between laughing at a rumor about Democrats considering nominating Kamala to the Supreme Court to save face and get a new Vice President and being outraged about how such an act would besmirch the court’s integrity.

They laughed at how a Michelle Obama/Pete Buttigieg ticket would tick every identity box except trans, except, wait… Secretary of TRANSportation
:suicide:

Gutfeld!: We have exactly one joke, and it's The One Joke.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

nine-gear crow posted:

Gutfeld!: We have exactly one joke, and it's The One Joke.

In fairness, it's a new variation on The One Joke. So really they have jokes 1a, 1b, and 1c now.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

In fairness, it's a new variation on The One Joke. So really they have jokes 1a, 1b, and 1c now.

That still doesn't count as an actual second joke though :colbert:

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Gutfeld himself is a joke

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Angry_Ed posted:

Gutfeld himself is a joke

It's like the tweet says: the jokes don't have punchlines so much as they just end whenever Greg stops talking.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Casimir Radon posted:

Milo thinks eating Twinkies counts as sodomy, and obviously he can’t help himself.

How in the world does eating twinks not count as sodomy???

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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
I guess it depends on how he's defining sodomy. In some places it means basically anything that's not P->V in the missionary position.

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