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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
deep fry some cat turds

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i'm trying to remember the last things i fried and it was pacific cod and russet potatoes, then a bunch of different attempts at chicken, then dorito tempura mushrooms and mountain dew jello

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Plinkey posted:

got a big jug of oil and 5 lbs of frozen tendies

Can that bad boy fry pickles or peppers?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Make a meat puppet of yourself and deep fry it

but we are already meat puppets

why complicate things

dip those pissorbs

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Rubellavator posted:

it's 100% about putting religious beliefs over women's rights.

Yes. But it's not even that really. It's about giving aimless people something to coalesce around on the conservative side that doesn't challenge any of the republican donors. These idiots don't have any coherent beliefs. If they did they may have something to say about a third of their paycheck paying for eternal high tech warfare against 3rd world villagers around the loving planet. But that may entail saying truth to power, instead of sucking it off.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*rubbing my belly* can't stop thinking about those Tendies *a little thought bubble appears over my head of a Satisfied Plinkey rubbing his belly*

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
as a victim of abortion, I am glad to see it outlawed

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:

but we are already meat puppets

why complicate things

dip those pissorbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_tjqWwGjUw

:yosbutt:

:getin:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!
Plinkey fry your beard but just the tip, lets just have fun with it

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

CaptainBeefart posted:

Can that bad boy fry pickles or peppers?

You monster

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Just made a nice salad and some rigatoni
let me tell you the secret to good red sauce my friends
you gotta put star anise in that bastard

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
They also had a big like 5 lb bag of 'breaded fish cakes' a little too risky for me

Unfortunately they didn't have any totz

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzXieDwZwXg

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

DryGoods posted:

Belly full of Tendies

And your chicks for free

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Dr_0ctag0n posted:

And your chicks for free

you play the guitar on gorilla TV

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
on Arrakis there are no Regular Tendies, only Spicy

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

CaptainBeefart posted:

Can that bad boy fry pickles or peppers?

:catstare: :catstare:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

bleeding kansas posted:

shut the gently caress up you stupid bitch

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Plinkey posted:

They also had a big like 5 lb bag of 'breaded fish cakes' a little too risky for me

Unfortunately they didn't have any totz

Regular tots are impregnated with oil so you can bake them, I think. What you need, frendo, is potato by god wedges.

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

this gave me a headache

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
why wouldn't a fryer be able to fry pickles or peppers?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bearjew posted:

Peter Dooky

:shitpop:
:pooppop:
:eyepoop:
:opticaldoodoo:

isn't there a smiley with the pooop eyes popping out?

edit: nvm, it worked

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Qurnah posted:

you can still get sperm out from the balls with a needle

maybe you can

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



The question was meant to imply that Plinkey should be extra careful to not let his cats get near it.

But drat I bet that fat one is pretty tender by now.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

ex post facho posted:

why wouldn't a fryer be able to fry pickles or peppers?

those are plinkey's cats' names also gently caress you haha

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CaptainBeefart posted:

But drat I bet that fat one is pretty tender by now.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
LMAO

https://mobile.twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1466179244673929219

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tenderjerk posted:

A block is just a 3-dimensional square

:drat:

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Hatebag posted:

I don't know i like the fun stories that are supposed to teach morals but they are all just insane psycho poo poo written by blood soaked maniacs thousands of years ago

Yeah, isn't there a part where the good guys smashed the bad guys' children's brains out in the OT? Or did I just get them mixed up?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
might want to dip the pickle and pepper in batter before frying. last thing you want is pickle juice in your new oil.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

the milk machine posted:

on Arrakis there are no Regular Tendies, only Spicy

tendies a la melange

purchase with your good boy solarii

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pamela Springstein posted:

might want to dip the pickle and pepper in batter before frying. last thing you want is pickle juice in your new oil.

don't tell me what I'm about

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CaptainBeefart posted:

The question was meant to imply that Plinkey should be extra careful to not let his cats get near it.

But drat I bet that fat one is pretty tender by now.

they aren't allowed on the kitchen counter and don't get near it anymore because they hate water

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1466160205536792576?t=DKjh6EfLEV_4yQ10gGH7aA&s=19

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



jack's so square he needed 2 become 3d :vince:

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Also fried pickle chips are great.

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I think melania's design better matches the bleak outlook of american culture

https://twitter.com/SB83Productions/status/1465498036507922434

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