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all I'm hearing is that leper is a sub par swordfighter
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Leper didn't even respond to my FATAL bait 
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Dec 2, 2021 07:04
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Invite the stripper over and have her roll a character and then paint a minature.
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Dec 2, 2021 07:08
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Paint Crop Pro posted:Invite the stripper over and have her roll a character and then paint a minature. Honestly from my limited sample size they’d be thrilled
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Dec 2, 2021 07:10
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Hell of a weird thread to click into
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https://twitter.com/hollywoodobsrvr/status/1465821779579092999?t=GhWk2fRavdE15zQlD1GXXA&s=19 I'll be damned. It worked.
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Paint Crop Pro posted:Invite the stripper over and have her roll a character and then paint a minature.
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Dec 2, 2021 11:47
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Leperflesh posted:I've never understood the penchant for hanging out with your male friends all having boners at the same time, but if you really wanna do that, I feel pretty confident that if you pay your stripper she'll do her job regardless of whether your table has a game of beer pong going, or a game of warhammer 40k. If you want her to actually pretend to be an NPC vulcan for your game of Star Trek Adventures RPG, that's probably extra, but again I'm sure money will work. https://www.theonion.com/ironic-porn-purchase-leads-to-unironic-ejaculation-1819565403
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Dec 2, 2021 12:25
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I don’t know poo poo about football so I could use some advice. I need to buy a Christmas present for a 12 year old who got into football a year ago and has been playing as a lineman. Is there something the kids are going crazy for these days that I should get? I was thinking just a good football since I don’t think he has one, or a target game. How can I buy my way into being a cool uncle?
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Dec 2, 2021 12:57
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The real present would be telling him not to play football because it’s bad for you. Ok, for a real present, a football is always good and low cost. Since he’s a lineman, you could go get a blocking pad and then let him push you around every weekend. Do you know what team he’s a fan of? You could always get some memorabilia too.
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Dec 2, 2021 13:03
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Bird in a Blender posted:The real present would be telling him not to play football because it’s bad for you. Yeah, I wish that would work. His dad died and I think this is giving him some guy time that’s he’s been missing so I don’t think I can talk him out of it. Unfortunately I’m not close enough to spend a lot of time with him. quote:Ok, for a real present, a football is always good and low cost. Since he’s a lineman, you could go get a blocking pad and then let him push you around every weekend. A blocking pad sounds great but like I said I can’t really be there much so hopefully he could find someone else to help him. Maybe I’ll look into his team, I’m pretty sure it’s the Giants but football is still new for him and he’s a little flighty so I’m not sure. Thanks I’ll probably go with one of those things 
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Dec 2, 2021 13:43
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Leperflesh posted:I've never understood the penchant for hanging out with your male friends all having boners at the same time, but if you really wanna do that, I feel pretty confident that if you pay your stripper she'll do her job regardless of whether your table has a game of beer pong going, or a game of warhammer 40k. If you want her to actually pretend to be an NPC vulcan for your game of Star Trek Adventures RPG, that's probably extra, but again I'm sure money will work. This is peak Leper lol. Doesn’t know a drat thing on what he’s giving advice on + proceeds to give it anyway + judging the OP harshly in the prelude lmao
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Dec 2, 2021 14:37
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Sex workers tend to be reasonably into tabletop gaming. That's at least from my experience, living completely on accident with SWs on completely separate instances. It wouldn't be too hard to find someone with top-down RPGs, if not tabletop gaming outright
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Dec 2, 2021 14:46
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Forrest on Fire posted:Sex workers tend to be reasonably into tabletop gaming. That's at least from my experience, living completely on accident with SWs on completely separate instances. It wouldn't be too hard to find someone with top-down RPGs, if not tabletop gaming outright One of the McElroy brothers mentioned on MBMBAM that they were participating in a D&D game with a bunch of other gaming personalities, and one of the names they listed was Satine Phoenix. My brain was not ready to hear that name in that context. Edit: I feel I should clarify it's not a matter of "sex workers?! gaming?!?!" so much as it is "the last time I heard that name it was years ago and involved hardcore pornography, so hearing it spoken in the context of a D&D game on one of the more notoriously wholesome podcasts is wild" Toaster Beef fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Dec 2, 2021 |
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Dec 2, 2021 15:09
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It's only gay if the dice touch amirite fellas
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Toaster Beef posted:One of the McElroy brothers mentioned on MBMBAM that they were participating in a D&D game with a bunch of other gaming personalities, and one of the names they listed was Satine Phoenix. My brain was not ready to hear that name in that context. Satine Phoenix used to be part of a web series of porn stars playing D&D. Unfortunately the guy who ran the series is a monstrous piece of human garbage and Phoenix defended him until it was impossible to ignore/sweep under the rug so now she just deflects when he's brought up
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Dec 2, 2021 15:14
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Amy Pole Her posted:This is peak Leper lol. Please, he didn't even copy/paste a wikipedia article. It's no where near peak Leper.
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Dec 2, 2021 15:28
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Snowy posted:I don’t know poo poo about football so I could use some advice. I need to buy a Christmas present for a 12 year old who got into football a year ago and has been playing as a lineman. Is there something the kids are going crazy for these days that I should get? I was thinking just a good football since I don’t think he has one, or a target game. How can I buy my way into being a cool uncle? If you have a local college, get him the hoodie from https://www.homefieldapparel.com/. They're super comfy and have sweet designs. Use SZD or FULLCAST for extra off your order, because they're worth it but they're priced like they know it.
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Dec 2, 2021 15:31
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Amy Pole Her posted:This is peak Leper lol. It's actually railing against the Harry Potter books for pages on end while admitting he never read them.
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Dec 2, 2021 15:53
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https://twitter.com/olskool888/status/1466427782431494162
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Dec 2, 2021 16:35
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Snowy posted:I don’t know poo poo about football so I could use some advice. I need to buy a Christmas present for a 12 year old who got into football a year ago and has been playing as a lineman. Is there something the kids are going crazy for these days that I should get? I was thinking just a good football since I don’t think he has one, or a target game. How can I buy my way into being a cool uncle? Going from what I would have thought was cool when I was a kid a HUGE NECKROLL. When you think you're getting too big go a little bigger! This not a good idea for someone who didn't grow up when I did. The useful idea I had was cleats, but that kinda sucks for Christmas because he won't be able to use them for 7 or 8 months, which is eternity for a kid. Swag for a team he likes or a ball is the best thing I think.
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Dec 2, 2021 16:39
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Snowy posted:I don’t know poo poo about football so I could use some advice. I need to buy a Christmas present for a 12 year old who got into football a year ago and has been playing as a lineman. Is there something the kids are going crazy for these days that I should get? I was thinking just a good football since I don’t think he has one, or a target game. How can I buy my way into being a cool uncle? If he’s playing as a lineman and also likes reading, Howard Mudd’s book The View from the O-Line is fantastic.
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Dec 2, 2021 16:41
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How about a gift card to a sporting goods store where he can buy equipment like a new helmet or pads?
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Dec 2, 2021 16:41
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Find out his number and go to a local place that does custom stitching and get him armbands and stuff with his number on them in his high school colors. My dad did that in high school and it sticks out to me 20 years later.
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Dec 2, 2021 16:48
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I love Marques so much
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Spoeank posted:Find out his number and go to a local place that does custom stitching and get him armbands and stuff with his number on them in his high school colors. If he's 12 he's got a couple years until high school, but that still sounds like a good gift.
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Dec 2, 2021 16:58
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Oh if he likes a college team homefield stuff is goofy and a good quirky gift? T shirts or hoodies or whatever. https://www.homefieldapparel.com/
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Dec 2, 2021 17:04
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Bachelor party chat: one time a friend of mine that worked at Dark Horse Comics attended a bachelor party that had strippers and video game arcade cabinets. Nothing like getting your rear end beat at Street Fighter Alpha to a woman with her boobs hanging out.
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Dec 2, 2021 17:09
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I regret to inform you that anime has done it again https://twitter.com/alexplank/status/1466432545155952644
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swickles posted:Hey DnD nerds ,my friend got engaged and I am doing a bachelor party. Whats the best way to do table top gaming and titties? Honestly, if you want to do titties and tabletop, there's a good way to do this. It sounds like your friend is very serious about gaming so you can't just have a stripper dancing all over hte table, messing up the dice rolls. HOWEVER, if you're trying for titties, pay the stripper to participate. Not necessarily in the game, but as a wench or whatever. Roll a 20? Lap dance. Kill the monster? See some titties. Have her just stroll around being alluring. Make sure there's tons of alcohol and have everyone dress up because gently caress it why not. You might need to pick an appropriate costume for her because, unless you get really lucky, I doubt she'll be prepared AT ALL for what is about to drop on her. I'm sure you can find a nerdy stripper (they exist, trust), but you'll have to do some research. So key points: -lots of booze -food/snacks (to sustain those who are weak) -make everyone dress up (crown for the bachelor?) -make the stripper dress up -she is not a stripper, she is a wench or barmaid -relate the nekkedness to the game itself (I hope your bachelor has loaded dice) -have a game break (the GM will know when) so she can actually perform a little -tip a lot because this will be AWKWARD -worst case scenario, flip the table over and just have her do stripper things If you're doing this, you gotta go whole hog. Make it memorable and make it worthy of a bachelor's last days on Earth.
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Dec 2, 2021 17:54
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My best friend had two bachelorette parties and I went to both since they were in different cities (Portland for the large group, New Orleans for the small group). I gotta say, I was very disappointed in the New Oreleans strip club compared to Portland. We ended up splitting the coat evenly for the Airbnbs in both and did food family style and got pretty drunk.
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Hot Diggity! posted:I regret to inform you that anime has done it again My Next Life as a Plague Carrier: All Routes Lead to Doom!
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Tulalip Tulips posted:My best friend had two bachelorette parties and I went to both since they were in different cities (Portland for the large group, New Orleans for the small group). I gotta say, I was very disappointed in the New Oreleans strip club compared to Portland. We ended up splitting the coat evenly for the Airbnbs in both and did food family style and got pretty drunk. Portland is a city rife with problems but god drat do we have strip clubs down.
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Dec 2, 2021 18:13
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Tulalip Tulips posted:My best friend had two bachelorette parties and I went to both since they were in different cities (Portland for the large group, New Orleans for the small group). I gotta say, I was very disappointed in the New Oreleans strip club compared to Portland. We ended up splitting the coat evenly for the Airbnbs in both and did food family style and got pretty drunk. Can confirm New Orleans strip clubs pale in comparison to Portland ones. Also gently caress paying $70 for one Vodka Red Bull. Also never forget Portland had a drive-thru strip club during the pandemic lockdown.
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Hot Diggity! posted:I regret to inform you that anime has done it again If there was someone with the Omicron variant at Javits then it’s in the entire city of NYC and most of the major airport hubs.
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Dec 2, 2021 18:29
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Relentlessboredomm posted:If there was someone with the Omicron variant at Javits then it’s in the entire city of NYC and most of the major airport hubs. Yeah seriously, oh it's only a convention center and one of the airport hubs in one of the busiest cities in the world. Welp.
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Dec 2, 2021 18:33
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Kalli posted:Yeah seriously, oh it's only a convention center and one of the airport hubs in one of the busiest cities in the world. Welp. yep and right before thanksgiving so it had time to get everywhere the real question is what was their cosplay at the superspreader event?
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Relentlessboredomm posted:yep and right before thanksgiving so it had time to get everywhere  Can't believe someone turned Prince Philip's dream into a manga Prince Philip posted:In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation. Anyway, here's wonderwall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHKSYGYP4a0
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