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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




You know, I really don't understand jazz

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


You even got the actual correct one, and not that piece from a Japanese shmup that for god knows what reason everyone thinks is Faerie's Aire! :golfclap:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Just imaging the wind machine player trying to hang out with all the other musicians acting like he's a hotshot for scoring the first chair gig

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Mad Magazine used to be so good...

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Arranged by accident

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you like stupid classical music jokes then there is a guy who has made an entire career out of them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjqW3ec5_Nk&t=206s

I also particularly enjoy his 1712 overture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbjXViAKkcI

Also generally very good if you like horrible puns.

Also if you want to actually just watch something quite impressive then sonata abassoonata is pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnsyxQ3I8JU&t=74s

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 07:53 on Dec 2, 2021

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Tell me it’s hard to get into college without telling me it’s hard to get into college

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Just imaging the wind machine player trying to hang out with all the other musicians acting like he's a hotshot for scoring the first chair gig

Just a lot of hot air!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

If you like stupid classical music jokes then there is a guy who has made an entire career out of them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjqW3ec5_Nk&t=206s

I also particularly enjoy his 1712 overture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbjXViAKkcI

Also generally very good if you like horrible puns.

Also if you want to actually just watch something quite impressive then sonata abassoonata is pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnsyxQ3I8JU&t=74s

I lost it when the 1712 Overture switched to "Pop Goes the Weasel" from the french horns. Beautiful stuff

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

La Weasellaise is very good yes.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Os this the sheet music for that Dewey Cox magnum opus?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


Prickly present: dancing cactus toy that raps in Polish about cocaine goes viral

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



OwlFancier posted:

Also if you want to actually just watch something quite impressive then sonata abassoonata is pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnsyxQ3I8JU&t=74s

Speaking as a bassoonist, :stare:

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

BiggerBoat posted:

Os this the sheet music for that Dewey Cox magnum opus?

I understand that reference and I think it’s good.

Needs more goats though.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


AKA Pseudonym posted:

Just imaging the wind machine player trying to hang out with all the other musicians acting like he's a hotshot for scoring the first chair gig

Yeah and I thought I was useless as a Saxophone player in symphony until I met those nerds. At least I got a standing solo.

In my head I was awesome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iFbuIpe68k

But in reality only nerdy (not me):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=179BXpkmLrY

(both Altos, I was a Tenor)

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Humphreys posted:

Yeah and I thought I was useless as a Saxophone player in symphony until I met those nerds. At least I got a standing solo.

In my head I was awesome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iFbuIpe68k

But in reality only nerdy (not me):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=179BXpkmLrY

(both Altos, I was a Tenor)

SERGIO

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Weasellaise is very good yes.

Mink oil makes a terrible sandwich spread

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


Lmao at companies copying memes to make a quick buck

https://youtu.be/9hhMUT2U2L4

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Bibliotechno Music posted:

I understand that reference and I think it’s good.

Needs more goats though.

And you never once paid for drugs.

*lazily taps giant gong*

Man...I keep seeing that huge yellow banner when I log in and keep thinking I got banned or some poo poo. Which I guess is kinda funny.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

BiggerBoat posted:

*lazily taps giant dong*

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



BiggerBoat posted:

Man...I keep seeing that huge yellow banner when I log in and keep thinking I got banned or some poo poo. Which I guess is kinda funny.

I knew I couldn't be the only one but you're the first one through the breach

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



SYSTEM MESSAGE: you have been blocked by more posters than any other user, making you the official Worst Poster. Congratulations!

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Data Graham posted:

SYSTEM MESSAGE: you have been blocked by more posters than any other user, making you the official Worst Poster. Congratulations!

I had a stupid idea for the worst posters.

First, everyone has a counter right under their avatar that shows how many people have put them on ignore, if it's more than 1 or 5 people.
If you're in the top 100 users, your posts start to fade out.
99th most ignored user? Your post text is 99% opacity for everyone.
Top most ignored user? Your post is 1% opacity for everyone.
(Option to turn off fading other people's posts in your control panel for babies who hate fun.)

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


The most ignored are already visible, the worst poster is this guy https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=0

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Borrovan posted:

The most ignored are already visible, the worst poster is this guy https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=0

I can't believe I fell for it again without looking at the link but the actual one is this:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/stats.php?statid=4&all=#jump

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Borrovan posted:

The most ignored are already visible, the worst poster is this guy https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=0

I always kinda suspected, but it is nice to have confirmation.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

also if you make a ton of reports and less than 10% result in mod action, you get banned

using the report or ignore button at all is pretty suspect imo

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Data Graham posted:

SYSTEM MESSAGE: you have been blocked by more posters than any other user, making you the official Worst Poster. Congratulations!

I already knew that though.

Borrovan posted:

The most ignored are already visible, the worst poster is this guy https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=0

See?

You know, because I'm old and suck and so bad at posting. Hardly any funny pictures along with everything else. How does it end?

The clock is ticking on my posting career as the world rapidly passes me by and I live a life of always waiting for the (ban)hammer to drop. What a cruel shock - that big yellow banner alert when I log in - like some joke teasing me and announcing that this is finally the last time I get to shitpost.

Dumb dead, gay website. What a cruel mistress.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



BiggerBoat posted:

I already knew that though.

See?

You know, because I'm old and suck and so bad at posting. Hardly any funny pictures along with everything else. How does it end?

The clock is ticking on my posting career as the world rapidly passes me by and I live a life of always waiting for the (ban)hammer to drop. What a cruel shock - that big yellow banner alert when I log in - like some joke teasing me and announcing that this is finally the last time I get to shitpost.

Dumb dead, gay website. What a cruel mistress.

Eh, it could be a lot worse. You could be shitposting on Reddit.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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How has Icequeen overtaken Prester Jane

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Heath posted:

How has Icequeen overtaken Prester Jane

Effort, man. (poo poo) Posting means trying

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Heath posted:

How has Icequeen overtaken Prester Jane

Yeah that's what I noticed too. I don't think Icequeen's even posted in years lol

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Yeah that's what I noticed too. I don't think Icequeen's even posted in years lol

That or you ignored them too

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Data Graham posted:

Speaking as a bassoonist, :stare:

To be fair I think it's a piano piece that uses a bassoon as a weapon/extra key

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

selec
Sep 6, 2003

Borrovan posted:

The most ignored are already visible, the worst poster is this guy https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=0

lmao for a moment I dreamed

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


KillHour posted:

I can't believe I fell for it again without looking at the link but the actual one is this:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/stats.php?statid=4&all=#jump
There's an interesting amount of crossover between most-ignored and most-Buddy Listed.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Hirayuki posted:

There's an interesting amount of crossover between most-ignored and most-Buddy Listed.

They're probably both highly correlated with total post count.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You don't get 3626 enemies without making a few friends

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