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oobey
Nov 19, 2002

Hell yeah, Mr. Bridge Ornament, get his rear end.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake

Step on me, Mandrake

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Well, Ed, I'm sure your wife also appreciates that you kept yourself looking so attrac -- oh.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

davidspackage posted:

Hopefully one day I'll get a chance to use SIT DOWN, CRONE in real life

Ride public transportation

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Ugh, gross. Am I the only one who doesn’t get what the punchline could be other than a masturbation joke?



Classic Zits




[b/]Childhood is Hell[/b]


Oof



Sylvia




Marlys!


I have a hard time believing the children of North Dakota have better respect. Maybe they just talk less.

Bibliotechno Music fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Dec 2, 2021

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Murdstone posted:

Apartment 3-G

As usual, Magee knows what’s up.

And He Did! December 19, 1918


Outbursts of Everett True January 9, 1919


Gay and Her Gang January 13, 1930


Oaky Doaks June 13, 1936


Mopsy August 21, 1937


Up Front September 25, 1944


Dark Laughter December 24, 1949

http://www.word-hoard.com/AAA/poston.html

Those Were the Days July 18, 1957


Wee Pals March 5, 1966


Dogbert September 14, 1966

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!

Bibliotechno Music posted:



Marlys!


I have a hard time believing the children of North Dakota have better respect. Maybe they just talk less.

this is so good

oobey
Nov 19, 2002

I guess I really shouldn't be surprised that a strip called Life in Hell is so relentlessly, hopelessly grim, but it's actually so consistently downbeat that I can't even really connect with Bongo. At best, I'm just left with feeling glad after reading them. Glad that, for whatever problems I might have had growing up, my childhood didn't put me in as dark of a mental spot as Matt Groening.

I'm glad his life turned around eventually. Well. Finance-wise, at the very least. Hopefully a mountain of money helped to soothe those old wounds, but one never really knows.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Jucika "414 - Jucika And The Hidden Gift"


"415 - Jucika At A B.Y.O.B. Party"

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Bibliotechno Music posted:

Ugh, gross. Am I the only one who doesn’t get what the punchline could be other than a masturbation joke?
the non-masturbation joke is that he was giving himself credit for marrying her so hard he did physical damage to himself. because she's a boomer she appreciates the objectification.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
The Far Side










Pickles


Zits

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Got my anti-plague booster today, which is the excuse I'm using for cutting things short again.

Sally Forth


Pearls Before Swine


Skippy (March 26, 1934)


Peanuts (December 4, 1974)


Funky Winkerbean


Crankshaft


Mutt and Jeff


Rip Haywire


Thimble Theater (July 2, 1938)


PREVIOUSLY, On Dok's Dippy Flashback...the last three date-scrambled ones.

EasyEW posted:

Dok's Doggy Duck (September November 13, 1913)



EasyEW posted:

Dok's "SPORTS BALL!" Duck (September November 14, 1913)


EasyEW posted:

Dok's Dippy Side-Hustle (September November 15, 1913)


And now, November 16, 1913.


And because it's ready, here's Little Lefty (September 23-25, 1935)


EasyEW fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Dec 2, 2021

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Murdstone posted:

Mark Trail



I hope they get shot, valid self defence.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Crabgrass


Support Tauhid's Patreon here.


Old School Peanuts (Mar 19, 1953)




Calvin and Hobbes (Jun 2-3, 1990)






No Blind Alley today

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I love tiffers

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Goodbye brown characters and whores.

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Garfield


Heathcliff


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Compu-toon


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth



Work in progress? He's like 60-something. I mean sure people can always change, but he shows little desire to do that, instead acting like a selfish shithead over and over.
Stop feeding into the overly-common(and terrible) "it's women's job to fix lovely men!" dynamic, Mary! :argh:

I relate more to Calvin in this strip more with every passing year.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

riderchop posted:

On The Fastrack


I read that as a 'cyanide catridge' first and had to go back and check.

riderchop posted:

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon


I just recently realised, in all my years reading poo poo about cryptids, that famous drawing of the Jersey Devil? He has arms. I spent years of my life assuming it had two legs and wings. I guess all the reproductions in the books I read as a kid were grainy and that detail got lost. Anyways, sorry Jersey Devil, but in my mind you just can't beat the chupacabra.

Where was I? Oh, right, very stressful Thanksgiving weekend. Have some Axa

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Ooof

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

I can only assume the people who wrote Axa knew what a piece of poo poo Matt was, which is why they keep introducing other characters who are even worse to make him look better by comparison.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True January 8, 1919

Comrade True.

quote:

Those Were the Days July 11, 1957


How is this supposed to be bad, Beeman? Buff girls are cool :colbert:





Apologies for missing yesterday, long day at work.

Classic Kevin & Kell in: Kell finds a new job (October 11-17, 2004)












Modern Kevin & Kell


maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Mikl posted:


Classic Kevin & Kell in: Kell finds a new job (October 11-17, 2004)




I'm kind of stunned that the MasterCard Priceless ad campaign is still going on.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (February 20, 2010)



Arlo and Janis Classic (February 20, 2000)



Garfield Classic (February 20, 1990)

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Jul. 25, 1948)



Foster's art is always good but we have some particularly nice forest backgrounds today.

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1946

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 12/1/01



My dog would like to ask Darby to please stop doxxing him.

Brenda Starr 9/15-17/47





Having a safeword is important, Brenda.

Smokey Stover 10/15/44

El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery

I literally just finished directing the local high school's production of Our Town and let me tell you that the part of "Stage Manager" is some serious business. Has the longest monologues in the play, has to juggle multiple incidental characters and has relatively few cues that are intuitive.

And to brag, the part was played by a performance first-timer freshman who completely knocked it out of the park. The whole cast did an amazing job really, I'm so proud of them.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

The DMV? I'm headed there now. I'm headed there now. I'm headed there now. I'm headed there now. I'm headed there now. I'm headed there now.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Ugh, gross. Am I the only one who doesn’t get what the punchline could be other than a masturbation joke?

Don't be gross, get your mind out of the gutter, it's a finger-banging joke

Mikl posted:

How is this supposed to be bad, Beeman? Buff girls are cool :colbert:

Beeman has three modes of "But Now - Wow!":
1: things are different and I'm mad about it
2: things are different and I'm horny about it
3: things are different and I'm mad that I'm horny about it.

This is the third one.

okay, well, good post everyone have some comics.

Breaking Cat News


Phoebe and Her Unicorn


Wallace the Brave


Curtis

Owl at Home
Dec 25, 2014

Well hoot, I don't know if I can say no to that

Murdstone posted:


Rex Morgan MD




This seems really familiar. Are these strips reruns? I swear I remember this or another comic in this thread doing this exact same plotline not that long ago.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro


The Family Circus

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


3/4ths of this strip is irrelevant to the... punchline?

What is this. This is not a joke

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

Vargo posted:

Don't be gross, get your mind out of the gutter, it's a finger-banging joke

That was my unhappy assumption also.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



"Because you arguing with me is just like the Holocaust."

Mark Trail



Mary Worth



"Yes, Mary, please...I...I'll say whatever you want...do whatever you want, just...please, no more 'muffins'." *sobbing*

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD


Fyadophobic posted:

This seems really familiar. Are these strips reruns? I swear I remember this or another comic in this thread doing this exact same plotline not that long ago.
Don't think these are reruns, and this particular part (selling out Sarah's identity) doesn't seem too close to anything I can think of from RMMD. Sarah was a child prodigy and was working on a book for a museum until she was hit by a car causing her to forget her talents though several years back, so generally speaking all this is familiar.

Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD



"How much is the identity of a ghostwriter for a children's book worth, to me, a local news reporter in a middling television market? Absolutely nothing."

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth



"Yes, Mary, please...I...I'll say whatever you want...do whatever you want, just...please, no more 'muffins'." *sobbing*

"I can be myself around him, and he can domineer me when I assert myself and tell him not to touch my cat because of his insane narcisisstic impulses"

This just loving awful

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