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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Tiggum posted:

My Life is Murder. It's pretty decent.

Oops! Thanks for the correction. Try also Mr. and Mrs. Murder. about a couple who run a crime-scene cleaning business and also solve crimes.

https://twitter.com/dianmzhang/status/1465877534160080904

Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 18:32 on Dec 2, 2021

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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

zakharov posted:

In the Kiwi excint every vowel is converted to a short I. Very simple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwGTgulMFRc&t=18s

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

zakharov posted:

In the Kiwi excint every vowel is converted to a short I. Very simple.

Well, i or u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np-gqrLTfQA

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/bobo_circus/status/1466106667624505348?s=21

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Not currently able to watch this video but I am 100% certain it has her pronunciation of 'shed' in it.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1466231019095351298

https://twitter.com/F4RN3RB0CK3N/status/1466085611878682626

https://twitter.com/RamsesThePigeon/status/1466168057676578818

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/yoda4ever/status/1465870769892777989?s=21

Blood Nightmaster
Sep 6, 2011

“また遊んであげるわ!”

zakharov posted:

In the Kiwi excint every vowel is converted to a short I. Very simple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po9Z5yr9aU4

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/LauraSpoonie/status/1466424130929147920?t=G8hXSqWCOfNn3KSw71Al0w&s=09

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/Theophite/status/1466486165037412352

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



https://twitter.com/Standplaats_KRK/status/1465709810322591758?s=20

Friend
Aug 3, 2008


I swear I saw that video on Break.com in like 2009.


https://twitter.com/sicknastweets/status/1459342554143485954

Backstory: Dude hosted an Among Us tournament and said winner could get a custom controller. The guy who won said "I want a dick and balls."


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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

coolusername posted:

Easy trick: Kiwi accents have flattened vowels with an u sound vs Aussies who drag out e sounds. Fish and chips / “feeesh and chips” = Australian, “fush and chups” = New Zealand. And if the sheepfucking joke targets Aussies, it’s a Kiwi, if the sheepfucking joke targets Kiwis then it’s an Aussie, and if they’re calling British people poms followed by anything derogatory it’s a toss-up.

poms are usually tossers, this checks out

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jeanpierreload/status/1466562531669864449

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Arsenic Lupin posted:

Try also Mr. and Mrs. Murder. about a couple who run a crime-scene cleaning business and also solve crimes.
Now that show was really good.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Wondering what other 80s celebrities are searching the internet for mentions daily.

I'm gonna go tweet something about George Wendt.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Sarandon is currently trending because weirdos with a poor grasp of politics are blaming her for Hilary losing again. She's probably having the funny, supportive tweets sent to her.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Wondering what other 80s celebrities are searching the internet for mentions daily.

I'm gonna go tweet something about George Wendt.

In her defense, she was trending today.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/nat1advice/status/1466317153188073478?s=20

Edit: Just stumbled on this classic.

https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/664651228949823488?s=20

D-Pad has a new favorite as of 06:40 on Dec 3, 2021

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lmao


This is catchy as hell

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Milo and POTUS posted:

This is catchy as hell

It is. I would like to see the recording of just the slaps with no music. Just some poor fucker slapping himself in the face with a vague rhythm.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/PoorlyAgedStuff/status/1466563624860856322

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Holy loving moly


Update: he said it

Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 14:31 on Dec 3, 2021

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/xrayspexray/status/1466557400014471168?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/probablyalissa/status/1180213233124179968

https://twitter.com/SketchesbyBoze/status/1466191617757491201

https://twitter.com/DefectivePigg/status/1465228439288492042

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

https://twitter.com/HamishSymington/status/1466704319483416577?s=20

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Union contract says no flying at night. :colbert:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


There are limits on the complexity of the behavior you can get from bee brains, that almost never happens outside of a lab setting, and hitting the ground at terminal velocity is no big deal for a creature that small.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


I guess evolution hasn't had many chances to figure out a solution for when the sun instantly turns off.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Seems like a good survival strategy, like if the sun is suddenly blocked out like that there's a good chance it's a big-rear end bird coming in for a snack. A sudden drop like that could be a pretty effective evasive manoeuvre.

Or maybe bees are just idiots.

--x--

https://twitter.com/Skweezy/status/1466167496671514625

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I mean, fair enough

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Lobok posted:

I guess evolution hasn't had many chances to figure out a solution for when the sun instantly turns off.

Someone else suggested that light might be a pre-condition for flight and it might be safer for the bees do drop where they are instead of flying blindly in the dark and winding up god knows where. At least this way presumably they're not terribly far from the hive.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/notsotopsecret1/status/1466461167249940491?s=21

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

That's an upgrade from any sports team but I'm also very biased.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

That is way better than the Steelers, net win IMO.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

christmas boots posted:

Someone else suggested that light might be a pre-condition for flight and it might be safer for the bees do drop where they are instead of flying blindly in the dark and winding up god knows where. At least this way presumably they're not terribly far from the hive.

Those in the video look like the bumblebee variety that I thought were solitary and like to drill holes in my fence

Friend
Aug 3, 2008


https://twitter.com/HamishSymington/status/1466749005606625283?t=otdkbDKMlSJZEM1PWBCCDw&s=19

Don't know if it's true, don't care if it's false

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It is very clearly false, because that would put it well outside Earth's atmosphere and it would die in about 30 seconds from a combination of oxygen deprivation and internal rupturing from exposure to vacuum.

If you dug a hole for it to fall into instead, it would die of the heat and pressure before it cleared the earth's mantle

No, nothing about this checks out at all

flavor.flv has a new favorite as of 20:47 on Dec 3, 2021

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

flavor.flv posted:

It is very clearly false, because that would put it well outside Earth's atmosphere and it would die in about 30 seconds from a combination of oxygen deprivation and internal rupturing from exposure to vacuum.

If you dug a hole for it to fall into instead, it would die of the heat and pressure before it cleared the earth's mantle

No, nothing about this checks out at all

Squirrels are basically furry tardigrades.

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Finally a use for that set of portal guns I bought from AliExpress.

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