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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

That wasn't pass interference he was brushing a deadly scorpion off that man's shoulder. :mad:

He knew the ref's nature when he ran onto the field.

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 02:49
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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Gus Bradley looks like a slob lol

E: I mean Dan Quinn?

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
 Actually, just throwing the ball to whoever seems to be killing the Saints just fine.

* # ? Dec 3, 2021 03:50
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Sweet 1hander catch, out of bounds :mad:

* # ? Dec 3, 2021 03:51
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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
even tho that was OOB that was a great catch.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
That's a win

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Greg Sirloin.

* # ? Dec 3, 2021 03:53
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Qwijib0 posted:

That's a win

https://i.imgur.com/TLddw6L.mp4

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quiet Feet posted:

Greg Sirloin.

Stick a fork in him, he's done

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
 I'm pretty numb to all this.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Little Jordan Humphrey

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 i'm shifting into "joe buck mode"

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

A.o.D. posted:

I'm pretty numb to all this.

I




Watched Dallas in Prime Time today




To see if I still feel

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 gently caress to the jabroni saints who have benched northwestern superstar "touchdown" trevor siemian

uh but also gently caress the cowboys

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Zeke Elliot lost weight right? Maybe all his power was tied up in being a fat sack of garbage?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
whew no flag

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Anyway, gently caress the Cowbs.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Zeke Elliot lost weight right? Maybe all his power was tied up in being a fat sack of garbage?

Did you see how much he used to eat? Like after every play he was all Feed Me Feed Me.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

sweet thursday posted:

Little Jordan Humphrey

Please

Lil'Jordan

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

whew no flag

Yeah a bullshit no call :mad:

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'm gonna get drunk and call the radio and demand the Cowboys stop abandoning the run

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
 Any call that fucks the Cowboys is a good call.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Alice Cooper status: not dead yet

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

A.o.D. posted:

Any call that fucks the Cowboys is a good call.

:hmmyes:

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

R.D. Mangles posted:

i'm shifting into "joe buck mode"

I've shifted to "gently caress it get drunk"

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
OK I'm on board for more of these commercials with wacky neighbor Alice Cooper :rock:

* # ? Dec 3, 2021 04:11
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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 This made me think about something. Everyone was getting on Romo recently about "selling out" and "forgetting about the X's and O's" and "etc" but no one stops and thinks that most prime time games are garbage vs. garbage teams and rarely feature our favourite team, our Cincinnati Bengals.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
RUN

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Lost in all this is where in the hell is Adam Troutman?

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Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


 :vick:

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Takes No Damage posted:

OK I'm on board for more of these commercials with wacky neighbor Alice Cooper :rock:
Not going to lie: Baker’s delivery on “I’m pretty sure” is pretty great.

Woo, look at Taysom go!

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
 Jesus hill is kind of fast, isn't he?

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Cowboys D coming down with a nasty case of fall on your rear end-itis

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Dan "Weird Uncle" Quinn

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Quiet Feet posted:

Lost in all this is where in the hell is Adam Troutman?

IR

A.o.D. posted:

Jesus hill is kind of fast, isn't he?

4.4

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Need to start bullying that QB :argh:

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
:killdozer:

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Quiet Feet posted:

Lost in all this is where in the hell is Adam Troutman?

Where is [insert Saint here]?



Silly Burrito posted:

IR
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Has Joe Buck always said “first down plus” or is that new

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

Cowboys D coming down with a nasty case of fall on your rear end-itis

I was saying earlier in the season they were pretty young and felt at least a year away.

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