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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

gonadic io posted:

we call this move...australia 2.0...

2121: Australia 2 signs trade deal with Great England. Great England hails it as a major Brexit breakthrough in decades, critics say will only add 0.001% to trade. Great England threatened Article 16 in return.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

happyhippy posted:

2121: Australia 2 signs trade deal with Great England. Great England hails it as a major Brexit breakthrough in decades, critics say will only add 0.001% to trade. Great England threatened Article 16 in return.

it was all over when cornwall left the anglican union in '80

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

gonadic io posted:

holy poo poo
https://twitter.com/RespectIsVital/status/1466427019277869074
priti finally found her wasteland of an falknamo bay

I see someone has been taking advice on refugees from Tony Abbott

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

gonadic io posted:

if you remember she floated the ascension islands idea before and was told there's no infrastructure to support it so it wouldn't work, not to mention being extremely illegal and in breach of the uk's obligations to asylum seekers. guess this is her solution to that first issue anyway

e:

As the next Prime Minister Priti is going to pack the Falkland Islands to the gunwales with refugees then cede the territory to Argentina to deal with it.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

happyhippy posted:

2121: Australia 2 signs trade deal with Great England. Great England hails it as a major Brexit breakthrough in decades, critics say will only add 0.001% to trade. Great England threatened Article 16 in return.

United Kingdom of London and Northern Ireland soon

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

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ContinuityNewTimes posted:

United Kingdom of London and Northern Ireland soon

oh don't worry, wales will still be there too

e: as evidence for this I submit two points:
- by 2121, only land owners will be able to vote
- by 2121, no native welsh person will own a drop of land in wales

gonadic io has issued a correction as of 23:55 on Dec 2, 2021

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


Access to the ECHR is established as a fundamental right to all residents of Northern Ireland under the Good Friday Agreement. Any attempt to repeal the HRA is just going to alienate Swamp Island even further from the rest of the world, who support the GFA.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

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Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Access to the ECHR is established as a fundamental right to all residents of Northern Ireland under the Good Friday Agreement. Any attempt to repeal the HRA is just going to alienate Swamp Island even further from the rest of the world, who support the GFA.

This was explicitly provisioned for in the brexit agreement with the clauses about removal of access to the european justice system so, uh, everybody saw it coming imo.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Hillary 2024 posted:

As the next Prime Minister Priti is going to pack the Falkland Islands to the gunwales with refugees then cede the territory to Argentina to deal with it.

Someone told her that the Argentines have experience in making inconvenient people disappear.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


There are 21,365 asylum claimants in detention in the UK as of September.

The population of the Falklands is 2,840.

This is a well thought out idea and not a human rights disaster. Look forward to Labour rushing forward to attack the government for being too soft and not just making the claimants dig their in graves before pushing them in

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

forkboy84 posted:

There are 21,365 asylum claimants in detention in the UK as of September.

The population of the Falklands is 2,840.

This is a well thought out idea and not a human rights disaster. Look forward to Labour rushing forward to attack the government for being too soft and not just making the claimants dig their in graves before pushing them in

Keith's next move is to repeatedly mention in interviews that Labour is so hard on immigration that they proactively killed people in their own countries before they could even leave

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Hillary 2024 posted:

I see someone has been taking advice on refugees from Tony Abbott

The guy who is the current PM of Australia (Scott Morrison) was the minister for immigration who came up with the Tony Abott-era restrictions.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



abbott has been on an actual world tour promoting it since he got kicked out halfway thru his first term as pm

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/rosagilbert/status/1466688454864035842?t=ZithphhAHzRHsJEeC8TLcw&s=19

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

gonadic io posted:

also future non-existent aussie submarine fleets

fixed

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/PhillipsBarrie/status/1466691537165864960?t=qflEjFp2UH_6nMB5eclYTQ&s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao

https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/1466659988898725900?t=11b2aofpV0w87WLcB93Pdw&s=19

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/mattzarb/status/1466730396691976195

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I think Starmer might just be a bad leader, what do you all think?

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

He's just sitting there nodding along as his crack team explains that the crowd was saying boo-urns.

Or controlled opposition, both are possible.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

forkboy84 posted:

There are 21,365 asylum claimants in detention in the UK as of September.

The population of the Falklands is 2,840.

This is a well thought out idea and not a human rights disaster. Look forward to Labour rushing forward to attack the government for being too soft and not just making the claimants dig their in graves before pushing them in

None of them are going to be staying in the Falklands, they’ll just go to America or Canada which is the Tories intention. That other island though is lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
incredible levels of cope today. labour also lost 5k votes in this its just turnout halved from 2019


https://twitter.com/andyjey/status/1466689836006391808?t=Ccg4jf8VMLs7Isnpc2d3pQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1466586000021495810?t=EK-O6ewdpv29t4rLnw0Tcg&s=19

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Perish alone you drunken ambulance chaser

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


makes me wonder who actually bothered to vote? (old racists)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
just doing everything as cruel as possible all whiel cheered on by most labour MPs

https://twitter.com/charleshymas/status/1466309798211825668?s=20

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


is refuk the new fash party, to go with the other fash and fash-lite parties?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
just been blocked by yet another british journalist on twitter for pointing out people are right to distrust journalists lol. absolute coward behaviour

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Communist Thoughts posted:

is refuk the new fash party, to go with the other fash and fash-lite parties?

rebranded brexit party

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
the country is not hosed enough it must be refuked

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

gonadic io posted:

holy poo poo
https://twitter.com/RespectIsVital/status/1466427019277869074
priti finally found her wasteland of an falknamo bay

There's nothing fuckin there except for rocks, some abandoned military junk, and a bird sanctuary. The gently caress they supposed to do there?

Rather get mailed off to Syria.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Zeroisanumber posted:

The gently caress they supposed to do there?

Die, presumably.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Zeroisanumber posted:

There's nothing fuckin there except for rocks, some abandoned military junk, and a bird sanctuary. The gently caress they supposed to do there?

Rather get mailed off to Syria.

seems like it would be better to give some of them a job bringing in the turdmato harvest

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Lord of Pie posted:

seems like it would be better to give some of them a job bringing in the turdmato harvest

NO :mad:

THOSE OUR BRITISH JOBS 4 BRITSH WERKERS

EVEN IF THEY DONT WANT THEM

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

just doing everything as cruel as possible all whiel cheered on by most labour MPs

https://twitter.com/charleshymas/status/1466309798211825668?s=20

A person withdrawing from heroin will vomit, piss, and poo poo everywhere while having life-threatening seizures.

I get that the Tories want to literally torture people, but the jail screws are going to loving hate it.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Sure glad there's no impending opiate crisis to be caused by the increasing privatisation of GP surgeries and onrush of american pharmaceutical companies into the uk combined with steadily increasing levels of poverty and destitution

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Zeroisanumber posted:

A person withdrawing from heroin will vomit, piss, and poo poo everywhere while having life-threatening seizures.

I get that the Tories want to literally torture people, but the jail screws are going to loving hate it.

https://youtu.be/YmAwVaTAKnw?t=339

Sheer coincidence was listening to this, a guy done for shop lifting hung himself due to the heroin come down.
In 10 years there will be 'why have prison suicides increased 1000%?' and shrugging of shoulders.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
I thought seizures were GABA withdrawal, not opiate withdrawal. booze or benzo withdrawal kills you, opioids makes you want to die.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1466452069028663304

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
DAYS SINCE LAST RELAUNCH: 0

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

CoolCab posted:

I thought seizures were GABA withdrawal, not opiate withdrawal. booze or benzo withdrawal kills you, opioids makes you want to die.

they all make you want to die largely because you're unable to sleep. everything else is bad but its the being totally unable to sleep that really breaks people

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