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 THE HA-HA-FUNNY HUMOR  Sorry to keep bringing up this jackass, but I just can't get over how loving stupid these comics are.
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Finally someone is brave enough to say that covid is bad thank you for you are service srgrafo
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Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:These dorks need a Hit Da Bricks meme but about how you can just not give scummy rear end game companies money. Gamers are loving addicts lol ya you can just play the game for free with zero actual difference I threw them ten dollars, but I consider that just kinda paying for the game in the hope that a fun game doesn't die. If throwing in ten bucks every four months or whatever keeps them working on new levels and game modes, I couldn't care less about the dress up poo poo
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Dec 1, 2021 20:59
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"So what do you do?" "I take white-noise comments and turn them into lovely comics that make NFTs look like the Mona Lisa"
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:LoveForLandlords is real time going through the process of gamersriseup if you check it today, I retract my statement that it was all satire. Noticing a ton of casual anti semitism today
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Dec 1, 2021 21:05
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Leon Sumbitches posted:Noticing a ton of casual anti semitism today So just another day on Reddit then?
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You all wish you could reddit as good as me  Read the description in the sidebar and then look at the content in the sub. How incredibly bleak and depressing
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Dec 1, 2021 21:37
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Lifepuzzler posted:
I don't even hate the stupid gently caress for his brand of "2 minutes on a wacom after my morning jack off session" comics. They suck, but so does 90% of the poo poo I read on the internet. It's the other sub he does that is truly heinous.
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Theophany posted:holy gently caress it's a 32-year old man being a tremendous loving baby about something completely normal.
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Dec 1, 2021 22:26
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Ratjaculation posted:cortana_nude_mod.exe I'm clicking but nothing is opening? Do I need Windows 11 for it to work?
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Zil posted:I'm clicking but nothing is opening? Do I need Windows 11 for it to work? it's a virus thats already posting nude pics of your mom to facebook but why do you have those photos??
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Dec 1, 2021 23:10
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My sister asked me to hold my nephew when he was a baby and I was a little scared because I didn't want to drop him. She told me it'd be fine and I held him and it was fine.
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Dec 1, 2021 23:11
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Pennywise the Frown posted:My sister asked me to hold my nephew when he was a baby and I was a little scared because I didn't want to drop him. She told me it'd be fine and I held him and it was fine. Childfree OP is definitely not subtle about his disdain for the new member of the family and probably scoffs audibly at everyone else calling the baby cute at the very least. "I don't want to hold the baby right now" wouldn't provoke much of a reaction at all unless it was yet another bit of rude bullshit from him
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Dec 1, 2021 23:26
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Holding my newborn niece was nice but I can’t wait until she has like an actual personality
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Cognac McCarthy posted:Childfree OP is definitely not subtle about his disdain for the new member of the family and probably scoffs audibly at everyone else calling the baby cute at the very least. "I don't want to hold the baby right now" wouldn't provoke much of a reaction at all unless it was yet another bit of rude bullshit from him No you don't understand, holding this infant will violate the infant's bodily autonomy and cause then to have abusive relationships in the future so he's doing the child a favor.
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alexandriao posted:it's a virus thats already posting nude pics of your mom to facebook Why don’t you have those photos? Yet? Edit: Hedrigall posted:Holding my newborn niece was nice but I can’t wait until she has like an actual personality Doesn’t he realize that children grow up? Infancy and childhood don’t really last that long, and I wouldn’t trade my relationships with my nieces and nephews for nothing! The youngest is a step-nephew that drove me around some in the summer since I can’t, and a good trade for a bit of gas money and conversation over fast food! Now a couple are married and have little grandnephew and niece that FaceTimed me for my birthday last month, and treat me more like a third grandpa than uncle! Even if you hate children and don’t want any, someday, this crying sister may be responsible forwhere and how you live, and living homeless at the gates of the stadium your sister’s son’s band sold out would suuuuck 
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Dec 2, 2021 05:54
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DerekSmartymans posted:
yeah that'd really suck hhaha
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Slimy Hog posted:No you don't understand, holding this infant will violate the infant's bodily autonomy and cause then to have abusive relationships in the future so he's doing the child a favor. this is 100% why I generally beg off holding kids, I'm afraid of breaking them they are fun tho, even when they are just flesh little anemones reaching for whatever, but just keep getting better
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I just cannot fathom being so viscerally disgusted by my own sisters baby. Yeah babies are gross and fragile but I can't imagine a version of myself where that level of discomfort is so extreme that I would compare being coerced to hold the child to sexual assault. And the fact that they used the word "hysterical" to describe their sister adds a nice sneaky layer of misogyny on top.
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As someone who was sexually assaulted as a kid it was a different experience to being held while not being sexually assaulted.
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as much fun as it is to poo poo on dumb reddit posts i think we all need to keep in mind that a lot of them are so young they don't even know what commercials are
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Mac and Cheese posted:as much fun as it is to poo poo on dumb reddit posts i think we all need to keep in mind that a lot of them are so young they don't even know what commercials are theyre just pretending to be clueless and meek, as is the norm
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Yellow Yoshi posted:theyre just pretending to be clueless and meek, as is the norm i have a well attuned reddit baloney detector and i'm 80% sure a ten year old wrote that
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Dec 2, 2021 11:05
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half of the people you communicate with online is this;
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Cognac McCarthy posted:Childfree OP is definitely not subtle about his disdain for the new member of the family and probably scoffs audibly at everyone else calling the baby cute at the very least. "I don't want to hold the baby right now" wouldn't provoke much of a reaction at all unless it was yet another bit of rude bullshit from him Yes, the most eye-rolling part of it is the part where, like every bad AitA/relationships post, the guy calmly does a thing and the other party gets shouty and hysterical immediately, definitely no background to consider here. I'm just surprised his family isn't blowing up his phone. People generally know the difference between "I'm nervous about holding this fragile and precious thing" and "I think your baby is disgusting".
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Dec 2, 2021 12:07
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Just hold the baby, at that age it might as well be a doll.
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They'll finally hold the baby and let the head flop so horribly they don't let them near it again
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It's Reddit so that person is awful and an untrustworthy narrator, but you shouldn't be forced to hold a baby if you don't want to. Some people are more insistent about it than they need to be.
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It's not about the him not wanting to hold a baby, it's his entire attitude about it. Like his very human rights are being assaulted. It's a loving baby dude. You can beat it up in a fight. You'd win.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:It's not about the him not wanting to hold a baby, it's his entire attitude about it. Like his very human rights are being assaulted. This is also probably the best way to stop the mother from insisting you hold her baby, I say OP goes for it
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Pennywise the Frown posted:It's not about the him not wanting to hold a baby, it's his entire attitude about it. Like his very human rights are being assaulted. Its this. Also, I'm guess that the poster was a girl, as girls tend to get more pressure to be baby friendly than guys because people legit can't wrap their heads around girls who dislike babies.
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picture of an unsolicited PM from a redditor: 
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:picture of an unsolicited PM from a redditor: It's a fair question
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:picture of an unsolicited PM from a redditor: Modern day Aristotle right here
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There's too many elements to answer for, honestly. If I'm at my actually favorite public place, I'd want a burrito. If I'm 100 feet tall I doubt a burrito would do much for me, and I have no interest in shoving people up my rear end for nourishment. Also it's pretty embarrassing to be naked
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Modern day Aristotle right here Eat it, Plato's Cave. We have a new greatest philosophical allegory of all time! Allegory for what, though, I don't know.
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RFC2324 posted:Its this. Also, I'm guess that the poster was a girl, as girls tend to get more pressure to be baby friendly than guys because people legit can't wrap their heads around girls who dislike babies. Am a man. I kinda gritted my teeth through holding my niece when she was born because while holding babies is nice, all my female inlaws immediately whipped out camera phones, narrated and commented on how well/poorly I was holding the baby and it made me super anxious. Like the babys mom sat there with a phone in my face going: "You look awkward! Why are you holding her so awkward". I was like wtf you handed her to me. It was not at all a pleasant experience but by no fault of the babby. Was holding babby normally the lady is an actual control freak, like pathologically so.
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