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I finally got a chance to check out some of these business ventures and they are all really swell!! Sorry I don't have the funds or time to invest right now but I hope soon I will be able to do some "catch-up investing" as they say in the biz. Even though I'm really bad at investing, it's kind of like a puzzle to me and I suck at puzzles.
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I'm very late with investing but I just took my first step into the big world of investing in investions. |
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Alright, we're done here. A certain finance capitalist WHOM WILL NOT BE NAMED decided that gum, dirt, band-aids, and whatever he keeps in his fanny pack (that he is embarrassed to tell you all about) was not enough. So what did he do? He decided to go and pee on Jays Clan's ONLY data supply. This is inhumane. I do not profit enough for this. We're abandoning Jays Clan. We're done. Eugh.
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pecan posted:Alright, we're done here. Incredible!! It's...over? I'd pee on it a thousand more times had I known it was just this easy.
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Terry Harri posted:Incredible!! It's...over? I'd pee on it a thousand more times had I known it was just this easy. Hold on there, grandpa. Jays Clan is done, but I didn't say that I was. Investors (not Terry), I hope you have been having a great week. All of your hard work and engagement has been leading up to this wonderful moment. If you will all please visit the Nuthatchery, you will find a new, fifth Affiliate, one untouched by the imbecility of Terry the small man. I would ask you to engage away, but heck, you already have been.
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pecan posted:Hold on there, grandpa. Jays Clan is done, but I didn't say that I was. The fifth...what....
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my posting energy!
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sucking off our posting energy... what a sicko... i knew life was a lot like the matrix...
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the dick sucking factory was a ruse all along...
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Terry. I apologise for calling your motives into question. It is clear that we must, like the Power Rangers and the enemies of the Power Rangers in some of the movies, band together to battle a greater threat. Piss on whatever you need to. I'll take it from here.1 1. As soon as I figure out what I'm doing and how to do it. |
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holy poo poo. holy gently caress
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Excellent, keep posting...you're only making me stronger (richer)! And don't get any ideas, you can't do anything, not from your position in the inverted pyramid. You'd need to be closer to the bottom and we all know there is no downward mobility under e-venture finance.
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Hello investors (?), It turns out we were all had and that no one can know quite everything lest they rest at the bottom of the inverted pyramid of cash money. I cannot apologize enough. I merely hoped to bring a unique and innovative investment opportunity to such a happy and energetic subforum. But now we have all become mere fodder for Professor Cannes, like Indy, DJ, and Stef before us. What will happen to us when BYOB has reached maximal engagement? ...no, no, we can't think like that! We can still make a difference. Look at me, for instance. Just this morning I collapsed the entire infrastructure of Jays Clan by peeing on the appropriate electronics (make sure everything is unplugged first). Professor Cannes is right, you may not be able to do anything directly because of your superior (actually subordinate!!) position in the inverted pyramid, but I am one step closer and might be able to help. It's just...my mind is so full of financial and economic thoughts. It feels impossible to even focus without calculating margins or returns. How can I help like this? ...y'know, I wasn't always like this! I was different before! I was...well, I can't totally remember... If only...I could remember what I used to be...
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terry! look at this image. how does it make you feel? ![]() https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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![]() hi terry i found this old pic of you!
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beer pal posted:terry! look at this image. how does it make you feel? I...I want to like this picture. B-but...I wouldn't know how to talk to this little creature. Would it know of investment? Traunching? I fear we simply do not speak the same language. And..and what if this little guy was really far away. I don't even think I could see him then... biosterous posted:
Hmmm, I don't know if I see the resemblance. It doesn't look like me. You see, I am wearing a fine, tailored, expensive suit and not....whatever that is?
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Terry, you've got to remember. You are the One.
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terry, thoughout the last month we've uncovered these four relics from your past life... have a look and try to remember... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Barren Huffett once said "only invest in things you know nothing about", I've taken this advice to heart and would love to invest in your company. I've also been doing some digging and found this image: ![]() not sure if it's related but boy if it is... ![]()
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Terry. When you met Stefferz, you were wearing your cool-rear end safari hat. You remember her commenting on your Jurassic Park-looking rear end, right? How she showered you with derision, but under that derision, there was a vein of admiration for your commitment to your strange and solitary ideals? Why were you wearing the hat, Terry? For what purpose were you wearing the hat? You must remember, Terry. I'm pissing on as much local circuitry as I can but I'm not sure it's having the desired effect - and hell, my bladder's nearly empty. |
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Everyone...I don't mean to scare you, but something's happening to the Friend Square...![]() |
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beer pal posted:terry, thoughout the last month we've uncovered these four relics from your past life... have a look and try to remember... Is this...what I...forgot... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaPnIONGfU0
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Terry Harri posted:Is this...what I...forgot... I...I remember!! I remember everything! The lies...the Econo-lodge...entering things on a calculator...none of those were me...I'm Terry Harrison, I love nuthatches and my wife and kinder egg toys despite living so wildly outside of the suggested age range. I play bridge on wednesday nights and euchre on Friday nights. I cannot decide which Golden Girl is my favourite! ...and to think, I wouldn't have remembered a thing had it not been for BYOB. I don't have much left to repay you with, BYOB, but maybe you would like the very cards that saved me. I've taken all I can from them, but perhaps there is still something left for you. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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がんばって、テリちゃん! がんばって! と。。。ありがとう。。。 |
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Terry Harri posted:Is this...what I...forgot... jesus christ
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I'm still stuck on the minion one e: got it 😎 one puzzle down! I assume, without checking, that you all are about as far along as I blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Dec 5, 2021
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Terry Harri posted:Is this...what I...forgot... 0.0 https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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... maybe it was just the wind... but i hope not
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Terry Harri posted:I...I remember!! I remember everything! ![]() |
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biosterous posted:... maybe it was just the wind... i can smell him now...a gentle musk that was absent all month long. he's back, i'm sure of it |
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nut posts what pecan't. |
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We have a year until next November. It is clear now that last year was not an isolated incident. Therefore I propose this "group activity": we should start a club devoted to finding and imprisoning pecan. and we should get really weird about it, and develop elaborately hierarchical titles and costumes. it's possible that by the time November 2022 rolls around, we might have forgotten why we started what i'm tentatively calling "The Order of the Veiled Legume", and we like it too much to stop. but that could be a risk we'll have to take. |
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Escape From Noise posted:nut posts what pecan't.
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Terry Harri posted:Is this...what I...forgot...
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Out of character, this thread is BONKERS. I didn't think last year's amazing thread could have been topped, but it was. Puzzles, narrative, art... all spectacular. What a shame I was on the road during most of November without much internet access! Massive kudos to the team in charge. I see... I see a new nut thread. It appears he's back. Does that mean this is all over???
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![]() this was a special secret i got but everyone who had fun puzzlin is welcome to use it! i guess you could use it if you didn't have fun puzzlin but i just don't understand why you would want to!
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:13 |
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biosterous posted:
ah yeah i meant to post this! if you participated, or wanted to participate, or if you just want it, feel free to use it ![]() hint if you want to "earn" it for yourself: take a look at the weird paper that bios found earlier in the thread
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