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Local man never fed once in his entire life, says local man.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 13:29 |
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Das Boo posted:Local man never fed once in his entire life, says local man. hes already thinking like a cat. this puzzle could be cracked yet
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 13:40 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:hes already thinking like a cat. this puzzle could be cracked yet But a cat can’t open the food either What if he is the Cat?!?
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 13:55 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:But a cat can’t open the food either Oh my god, it all makes sense now. All he did was jump up on the keyboard a few times, and she completely freaked out at him. And after he spent so much effort meowing for attention, how callous!
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 13:58 |
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AITA for calling my sister a manipulative b*tch?quote:I’m 24f and my sister is 26f. I’ve been with my boyfriend ‘Ben’, 29, for 3 years. He’s a stripper. I always knew because I met him when he was hired at my friends 21st birthday party.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 14:02 |
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Cat man reminds me of my childhood cat that would whine and cry and lead you to his food bowl but it would be full and he just wanted me to look and it and shake the food around before he ate.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 14:06 |
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Cat man reminds me of my childhood cat that would whine and cry and lead you to his food bowl but it would be full and he just wanted me to look and it and shake the food around before he ate. My dog does that too when he has kibble and I'm nearly certain it's an attempt to guilt us into giving him wet food. your food bowl is full dog stop it
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 14:12 |
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CommissarMega posted:I still can't get over how helpless that guy is. Is there somewhere in the world where opening a tin or bag of cat biscuits is somehow much more difficult? All that's coming to mind is that maybe he and his wife have a really complicated IOT can opener or some such garbage. Even then though, if push comes to shove and he's well and truly worthless he can order some fish and chips or something to give to the cat. I can only imagine OP is this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oOPn1t0Wiw
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 14:16 |
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Foo Diddley posted:also when i moved out i found out there was a lot of domestic poo poo i actually had no clue how to do, so what i'd do is call my folks and ask them. it really made them happy to 1) hear from me and 2) still feel necessary in their kid's life. mom appreciated it the most My parents will never let me live down phoning up my mum to ask what 'simmer' meant when I was 21 (I was trying to make pasta). I got better.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 14:18 |
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Thread locked because manbaby is a horrific slur
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 15:36 |
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Thread locked because manbaby is a horrific slur It is pretty rude calling a cat smart enough to post on reddit a "manbaby" to be fair.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 15:43 |
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feedmegin posted:My parents will never let me live down phoning up my mum to ask what 'simmer' meant when I was 21 (I was trying to make pasta). I got better. I wonder how much of this was beaten into us verbally as kids. Mom did all the cooking, and I don't blame her for not teaching us, not when she was battling my dad their entire marriage, trying to keep us afloat from all his cheating and money going to his side pieces. Seriously even getting McDonald's Dollar Menu poo poo was enough to set him off about wasting money, but I digress. I remember being told once, after their divorce, to make chicken; my mom's instructions were to wash the breasts, put them in a pan, and set the stove to 6. What she didn't say was to loving add water to the pan. Thankfully I got to the kitchen before the smoke alarm went off. You gotta teach your kids poo poo. And it's hard because often they don't want to learn, but you're the parent. AITA for not giving my babies ‘normal’ names? quote:I’m 24f and my fiancé is 27m. We’re currently expecting twin boys after trying for a year. We’ve never been more happy. Many worse geeky/fantasy names.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 15:47 |
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Don't wash chicken.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 15:48 |
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Lady I think you're savagely underestimating how creative kids can be when inventing new terrible things to call each other.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 15:52 |
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DreadUnknown posted:Lady I think you're savagely underestimating how creative kids can be when inventing new terrible things to call each other. Hell if the names too hard they just make a new one up. Hrm don't have any go to insults for Jejune, time to just call you "pants pooper"
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 15:55 |
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Phoenix and Griffin are kind of people's names, I guess, at least in the terrible American tradition of using last names as given names, but Valkyrie is an absolute turd of a name. If you wanna respect your Scandinavian ancestry, you give your kids viking names, which are both actual names and cool as hell.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 15:56 |
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Griffin just made me think Family Guy jokes.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:05 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my Granny to stop using slang? M-Y-O-B isn't even TikTok slang! My boomer mom used it when I was a kid. CharlestheHammer posted:But a cat can’t open the food either Just give the cat some canned food and a can opener and tell the kitty to figure it out!
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:09 |
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Alchenar posted:Don't wash chicken. Or boil it, wtf.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:19 |
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my(f29) gf (27f) holds extremely prejudiced views and i don’t know what to do about it.quote:I’ve always known that my(f29) girlfriend(27f) had very strong opinions that often led extremely to the right or extremely to the left but these views she shared with me..were downright discriminatory. At one point she insinuated that ending a specific cohort of people would be better for the world. Her views on some groups of people were so disgusting and downright shocking, it literally sounded like she didn’t even see them as humans. I’m so in shock and was so upset that i started crying when i heard my girlfriend’s views.I love her so much, she’s a very kind person and she has been such a great addition to my life but i’m having trouble deciding whether i should overlook this racism or shut it down.I let her know that her views upset me and she just tried to defend them. Aside from this she’s been a perfect girlfriend and i see her as the love of my life but this is hard for me.Should i overlook the fact that she’s racist because she’s perfect in every other area or should i take more drastic measures?
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:28 |
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Are we talking European girlfriend hearing the word "Roma" in her partner's presence for the first time, or is the OP a dweeb making GBS threads her pants over her expressing perfectly respectable views on landlords/white supremacists/Belgians/billionaires? The word "racist" implies the former, but I've seen enough tweets about reverse racism to be on guard. Plus the part where she has other "extreme right" views that are apparently cool. E: gently caress, missed an f Zulily Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Dec 4, 2021 |
# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:33 |
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You showed up late To our very first date; I said, "How are you?", you said, "White power". Call me paranoid, But I'm not overjoyed When you ask me if I want to shower...
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:35 |
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Alchenar posted:Don't wash chicken. But when most people say they wash their chicken they mean in a bowl with lemon juice and salt, which is not really a problem. It is closer to a brine than to "clean" the chicken. I don't wash chicken btw, but it is important for many cultures
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:35 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Are we talking European girlfriend hearing the word "Roma" in her partner's presence for the first time, or is the dude a dweeb making GBS threads his pants over her expressing perfectly respectable views on landlords/white supremacists/Belgians/billionaires? The word "racist" implies the former, but I've seen enough tweets about reverse racism to be on guard. Plus the part where she has other "extreme right" views that are apparently cool. they're both women, and it's a tossup between roma and jews imo
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:36 |
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Whoops, yeah, fixed. Jews would fit well with the "other extreme right-wing views that are cool" element, yeah. Or it could even be a comment about Israel which becomes a real spicy take when heard third-hand.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:40 |
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I do
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:43 |
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E: nm
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:04 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:hes already thinking like a cat. this puzzle could be cracked yet Maybe this was an attempt to hide a boner.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:05 |
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ScienceSeagull posted:Just give the cat some canned food and a can opener and tell the kitty to figure it out! Explain the parts. Everything that moves does so for a reason.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:06 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:If you wanna respect your Scandinavian ancestry, you give your kids viking names, which are both actual names and cool as hell. Berthe and Ellpup, for example.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:11 |
Zulily Zoetrope posted:Phoenix and Griffin are kind of people's names, I guess, at least in the terrible American tradition of using last names as given names, but Valkyrie is an absolute turd of a name. If you wanna respect your Scandinavian ancestry, you give your kids viking names, which are both actual names and cool as hell. I am thinking of naming my child "God of War" or "GW" for short.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:12 |
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Griffin isnt that uncommon of a name. I've met quite a few and it seems pretty popular in the south. Phoenix is not really a name ive come across but as far as weird names go it's not that outrageous.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:12 |
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Griffin is like well within the range of “normal”
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:13 |
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a podcast for cats posted:Berthe and Ellpup, for example. Berthe is really more of a grandma name than a viking name, but hey, grandma names are also classic. E: SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Griffin is like well within the range of “normal” Assuming you live in a country where "Jackson" and "Jefferson" are also valid first names, yeah, but I don't personally respect that.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:19 |
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Viking names are great. Very straightforward. Sten = rock, Stig=path, Bo=house, Björn = bear, Ulf=wolf Sven= man, and so on.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:27 |
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Breaking it the Kidsquote:My wife (29F) is filing for from me (29M) after 10 years of marriage with four kids ranging from 3-12. This kind of took me by surprise as generally she’s been pretty mentally abusive since early on and I’ve been the one threatening to divorce if she doesn’t change or get counseling for various things that cause the abuse. I’m stuck. Part of me wants to try and talk it out. But part of me wants to keep our family unit together. The youngest ones won’t even remember this unit the way it is. And trauma comes with divorce. There may have been some from us arguing in the home,but I don’t feel it’s more than what comes with divorce. Also. I don’t know when to break it to them. We are filing next week, and keeping it from them through Christmas feels deceitful. If I was the oldest child I’d want to know that this was my last Christmas with my family in its current state. Not sure how to go about this. I like how this idiots real question is if it's a good idea to ruin his children's Christmas by announcing their bitch mother is divorcing him in the most traumatic way he can as a way to hurt her.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:27 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Maybe this was an attempt to hide a boner. I forgot about that, thank you for reminding me.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:29 |
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Griffin is like well within the range of “normal” Griffin is a traditional Welsh name, tho Griffith (spelt Gruffudd or variants) is more common.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 17:36 |
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Phoenix is a bad name for your child on its own, but calling them Phoenix Grey is making it unmistakable that you named your firstborn after one of the X-Men.
Nameless Pete fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Dec 4, 2021 |
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The Bramble posted:Breaking it the Kids Love the weird insistence that divorce is more traumatic than living in a family where the parents clearly hate each other and there's ongoing abuse between them. If it's that bad of a situation, I can almost promise you the kids will be like "Oh, thank god" when they're old enough to understand.
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