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Aware
Nov 18, 2003
Not much, what's urea with you?

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Wheezle
Aug 13, 2007

420 stop boats erryday

yoloer420 posted:

Shortage of urea, used to make diesel anti-pollution additive AdBlue, threatens to grind Australia to a halt, transport industry warns

Source


Could it be bad? Maybe!

poo poo I guess without trucks Australia really does stop.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
put your piss pots out for the truckers

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
drat those big balled bankers hording all the piss. :(

Anyway just going to go take a slash and do my part to help solve this crisis.

Wait to I need to piss on a truck. How does this work?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



barnabys crafting an expert txt to morrison thats gonna fix everything

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

Is this an actual political cartoon?

That might be debatable, but it's an actual cartoon from an actual political cartoonist.

quote:

I know political cartoons have always been a little cracked, but this kangaroo vore poo poo cannot be real.

Ben Garrison is unfortunately very real. He's also very horny but I don't know if that's why he's drawing vore.

Here's an example of his less horny views about Australia:

https://twitter.com/CartoonsBen/status/1466889814150504449

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
I wish I had my gun so much to kill... covid restrictions

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Ben garrison is allowed a crazy amount of guns, quit making lovely cartoons and go sic simper tyrannus

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

yoloer420 posted:

Shortage of urea, used to make diesel anti-pollution additive AdBlue, threatens to grind Australia to a halt, transport industry warns

Source


Could it be bad? Maybe!

There are a number of large hydrogen/ammonia projects just kicking off (including that silly blue hydrogen one that just got approval in WA) so I suspect this will be fairly short lived.

(Ammonia is the main precursor chemical for modern urea production)

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007

Pissbabies hoarding all the piss.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Urea shortage? Sounds like someone's been taking the piss.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Lucky they haven't outsourced the piss take...

https://www.austelect.com/about-us/

The NSW local government elections have been privatised. Apparently the process started in 2005. We are so mega-turbo hosed.

The AEC which has been run by such talented clowns as - Ed Killesteyn (resigned 2014 - https://au.linkedin.com/in/ed-killesteyn-psm-fcpa-gaicd-946a7995 fun fact - Independent Member, Audit and Risk Committee Australian Medical Association Dec 2014 - Present 7 years 1 month. Just the guy to have in during a pandemic.

Current cheif Bozo? https://www.aec.gov.au/about_aec/commissioner.htm That's right, a loving AJ.

Oh and examples of outsourcing actually saving money? *crickets*

Alf Deon Eades, a 46-year-old Noongar man, was allegedly attacked by other prisoners and found critically injured in his prison cell on 26 February 2019. He died in hospital 13 days later. His injuries included a broken neck, severe brain swelling, and facial fractures and lacerations. Six prisoners charged with murder have pleaded not guilty and will stand trial later this year.

ISSUES RAISED
Injured in custody, force used.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I saw Bridget Archer coming out the Canberra Centre H&M today. The "you haven't paid for something" alarm went off, and she had to go back in and talk to the security guard. I imagine ScoMo was somehow behind this.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
The government is full of pisstakers when it needs to be filled with pissmakers

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Tommunist posted:

Muyb this is formal request to ask you to return to discord

Chuck us an invite and I’ll come say hi

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
...

TammyHEH fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Dec 5, 2021

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Wheezle posted:

poo poo I guess without trucks Australia really does stop.

Don't worry! I'm sure our Prime Minister and Federal Government has a plan ready to roll out now!

quote:

A spokesman for Mr Joyce said the government was aware of the concerns and was monitoring the situation.

Oh.

masterpine
Dec 3, 2014


Have been having some... fun chats with people on site today. BHP ruling seems to have convinced all the chuddier types that this is the beginning of the 'great pushback'. Bad site, glad that my work there is all done now.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Doesn’t seem that far off the mark

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

Is this an actual political cartoon?

I know political cartoons have always been a little cracked, but this kangaroo vore poo poo cannot be real.

log off now and go outside. there's still hope for you.


The Peccadillo posted:

I wish I had my gun so much to kill... covid restrictions


Wendy is not OK


SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

barnabys crafting an expert txt to morrison thats gonna fix everything

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
https://twitter.com/7Sport/status/1467292628987392000?s=20

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


Race Control is a very fitting thing to have on the Prime Minister's car.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Animal Friend posted:

Race Control is a very fitting thing to have on the Prime Minister's car.

lol

SecretOfSteel
Apr 29, 2007

The secret of steel has always
carried with it a mystery.

Animal Friend posted:

Race Control is a very fitting thing to have on the Prime Minister's car.

:discourse:

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Animal Friend posted:

Race Control is a very fitting thing to have on the Prime Minister's car.

That's a whole minute slower than the fastest lap of the day shootout so I doubt that 200km/h was breached. CAMS would have a lot to say about the lack of PPE if they were actually going at race speed.

E: I have never seen a PM do this before.

Laserface fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Dec 5, 2021

woofbro
Nov 25, 2013

My biggest gripe is not the obvious PR stunt missing any irony of Libs ceasing car manufacture in Australia.

It’s the fact that neither Scott or Skaife have any protective gear on - I guess he wouldn’t be recognisable with a helmet on.

woofbro fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Dec 5, 2021

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

woofbro posted:

My biggest gripe is not the obvious PR stunt missing any irony of Libs ceasing car manufacture in Australia.

It’s the fact that neither Scott or Skaife have any protective gear on - I guess he wouldn’t be recognisable with a helmet on.

My biggest gripe is they didn’t crash and both die

BlitzkriegOfColour
Aug 22, 2010

Has anyone else noticed the Faily Smellygraft has been running articles that imply Pom Derro-tits is in charge of Sydney, somehow? Like they finally realised they will never dislodge Clover Moore, so they think they can just go over her heard and ignore her. Stinks of desperation to me, but could work on the whackos that constitute the rest of the population.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Solemn Sloth posted:

My biggest gripe is they didn’t crash and both die

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Solemn Sloth posted:

My biggest gripe is they didn’t crash and both die

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What's the difference between the Echidna and that car that Scomo was in?

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

pricks on the outside

JoJosSiwaAdventure
Nov 3, 2021

by Pragmatica

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What's the difference between the Echidna and that car that Scomo was in?

unlike Scomo it don't chuckle

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What's the difference between the Echidna and that car that Scomo was in?

I'd slow down for the echidna
E: I read gud

Laserface fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Dec 6, 2021

evilbastard
Mar 6, 2003

Hair Elf

Why does he change from Race Control 1 to the Safety Car at 1 min 16 ?

Was this live or a pre-recorded free political ad and they screwed up the editing ?

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

evilbastard posted:

Why does he change from Race Control 1 to the Safety Car at 1 min 16 ?
lmao

an egg
Nov 17, 2021





it is at this point that i experienced what in c-spam is termed a crack ping

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

about once every 60 minutes or so for the past 48 hours, as i am doing my usual business around the house, suddenly i will think to myself "the cossacks are coming!", this exact face pops into my mind



and i begin to laugh hysterically

an egg fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Dec 6, 2021

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an egg
Nov 17, 2021

that man is personally going to murder me and it will be the comedy event of the century

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