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Mumpy Puffinz posted:genesplicer is so old he doesn't even have a blood type Indeed. In fact, he's built entirely on RNA.
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Dec 5, 2021 04:41
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genesplicer is actually young.
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Dec 5, 2021 04:57
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:genesplicer is actually young. only because he managed to hit MAX_INT and wrap around
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Dec 5, 2021 05:00
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Genesplicer so old his prostate is the size of a cassava melon.
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Dec 5, 2021 05:07
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Genesplicer so old he was an on-set consultant for "The Land Before Time"
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Dec 5, 2021 05:15
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Richard Cabeza posted:As a 51 year old goon, I don’t find this funny. Hi
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Dec 5, 2021 06:23
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Genesplicer is so old he claims Mitochondrial Eve was a good lay.
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Dec 5, 2021 06:39
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genesplicer is so old he attempted the waistband trick in his youthb after hearing legends of it and now is leading a guerilla campaign for eons to suppress knowledge of it through wizards, magi, and other folk
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Dec 5, 2021 09:21
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Genesplicer so old that when you try to cast a spell he tells you not to cite the deep magic at him as he was there when it was written
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Dec 5, 2021 10:16
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Genesplicer so old he sucks a lot of dick
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Dec 5, 2021 12:53
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Bum the Sad posted:Genesplicer so old he sucks a lot of dick it's a lot easier once you lost all your teeth
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Dec 5, 2021 13:11
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:it's a lot easier once you lost all your teeth He’s trying to steal their youthful vigor.
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Dec 5, 2021 13:20
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Bum the Sad posted:He’s trying to steal their youthful vigor. does it work? asking for a friend
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Dec 5, 2021 13:40
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:does it work? asking for a friend Nah, Gene still old. But don’t let that stop you.
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Dec 5, 2021 13:53
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Genesplicer so old The Last Supper was he first supper
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Dec 5, 2021 17:53
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Genesplicer so old he doesn't even don a milking harness when receiving a proper milking
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Dec 5, 2021 17:57
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You're all really really gonna get it four months from now when Genesplicer finally comes around to probing all of you
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Dec 5, 2021 17:59
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Genesplicer is so old he knows where the entwives are but gets off on probing the ents for tuggin so won’t tell them the location.
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Dec 5, 2021 20:06
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I love a good LOTR joke.
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Dec 5, 2021 20:21
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Genesplicer so old that when the dwarves asked for help he rode away on an elk or something
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Dec 5, 2021 20:36
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Genesplicer so old that when he went rogue in vietnam he ended starting a doomsday cult in cambodia and Derpies had to go assassinate him then they chopped up a donkey for some reason
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Dec 5, 2021 20:37
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Gene so old he helped permaban Joan of Arc.
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Dec 5, 2021 21:15
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I love a good LOTR joke. Genesplicer so old that he woke up before the elves did Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Dec 5, 2021 |
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Dec 5, 2021 21:24
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Genesplicer is so old when Ilvutar started singing and weaving the story of existence into being he was already well into his emo phase and caused much discordance
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Dec 5, 2021 21:25
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Space Kablooey posted:Genesplicer so old that he woke up before the elves did 
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Dec 5, 2021 22:35
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Genesplicer so old they call him the First Aged.
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Dec 6, 2021 04:04
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Genesplicer is so old he used to be able to walk from Africa to South American without getting his feet wet.
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Dec 6, 2021 04:11
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Genesplicer so old he gave Bilbo a rattle and a teething ring for his eleventy-first birthday.
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Dec 6, 2021 04:11
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Genesplicer so old Goldberry is his ex.
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Dec 6, 2021 04:13
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its been 9 pages, How come Genesplicer hasn't come to defend himself or just make a joke?
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Dec 6, 2021 04:20
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Genesplicer so old he rarely comes out of stasis in order to preserve the little life he has left.
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Dec 6, 2021 04:30
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Winifred Madgers posted:Genesplicer so old he rarely comes out of stasis in order to preserve the little life he has left. we prolly shouldent bother him then
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Dec 6, 2021 04:38
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:its been 9 pages, How come Genesplicer hasn't come to defend himself or just make a joke? Because it's all true.
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Dec 6, 2021 04:40
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:its been 9 pages, How come Genesplicer hasn't come to defend himself or just make a joke? Genesplicer so old he was born before humor was invented
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Dec 6, 2021 04:42
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Smugworth posted:Genesplicer so old he was born before humor was invented now that is a stupid reason I can get behind
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Dec 6, 2021 04:43
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:its been 9 pages, How come Genesplicer hasn't come to defend himself or just make a joke? Genesplicer so odd he just can't even.
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Dec 6, 2021 04:48
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Genesplicer is the guy that invented "God"
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Dec 6, 2021 04:49
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Genesplicer so old he remembers when Mt. Everest was *motions with hand at knee* about yea high.
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Dec 6, 2021 04:57
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Genesplicer so old he fondly remembers a bright young student going for some extra credit in his Genesis 103 class.
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Dec 6, 2021 05:03
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