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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Depends posted:

I had one of those too at work years ago.



"Stevt Wmndows Normelly" almost sounds like a pidgin.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Ain't no luve like femluve.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Nazattack posted:

Just means you work in IT.

That's what I said.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lol I found it



I had no idea images shrunk over time though

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:


A public broadcaster decided to post a video of someone reading the entire coalition contract of the incoming coalition government.

It's almost nine hours long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZKh5NaWz8E

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug
My best startup screen error was when I had an old SVGA card with only half the socketed memory I needed to fill it (512k on a 1MB card or something) and I misguessed how the ranks worked. When I started it up, only the odd columns onscreen had characters in them.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


pik_d posted:

Too bad something like this is beyond the scope of being screenshottable because it would be an amazingly fun screensaver to set for someone else's computer.

There's an existing xscreensaver module, bsod, which pretends to be the kernel panic screen for various platforms (including the Blue Screen of Death, hence the name, but also BSD, SysV, Linux, etc).

It doesn't appear to have a "sometimes pretend to have busted VRAM" option, but that wouldn't be hard to add...

ToxicFrog has a new favorite as of 23:53 on Dec 4, 2021

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Fuckin Guru Meditation

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Why hasn’t the guru become enlightened yet what with all that meditation?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Scratch Monkey posted:

Why hasn’t the guru become enlightened yet what with all that meditation?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

WLMortis
Sep 28, 2001
Nebulosis Defunctus
Slippery Tilde

Press and hold the Yoni and Lingha buttons for five seconds, then release. Repeat as necessary.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

the orb unpondered is as bad as the orb pondered too hard

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Windows has encountered an Orblem.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I really enjoy virtually every Orb meme.

Thanks. The quality has been :kiss:

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

WLMortis posted:

Lingha butt

Hahahaha

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

PainterofCrap posted:

Windows has encountered an Orblem.

I really enjoyed this, thank you.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


PainterofCrap posted:

Windows has encountered an Orblem.

This is delightful thank you

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


:gritin:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

graham cracker posted:

Not cool, my grandfather died on the beaches of Ngrmaldy fighting the the German Fetwgrkifg.
It wgrkifgs fet

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Solar Tornado posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: $$$ $$$$$$$$$$

How did this not get more love?

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

MrYenko posted:

How did this not get more love?

This. Upvote for you my Redditor.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/Slippery_Jack/status/1467476121423917060?t=eGm-mpg0ipXCS-egKCFiqQ&s=19

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/vinn_ayy/status/1467550065182998530

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

That takes me back.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

I saw those assholes and my first thought was, "You know every one of them has thousands of posts and comments about how they can't breathe in masks and having to wear them is tyranny."

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

"It's an evil spirit and it ain't cool!"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

If you can get eaten out for 1.5 hours, it isn't being done right

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

If you can get eaten out for 1.5 hours, it isn't being done right

I mean could be SSRIs or whatever

Or just torture fetish stuff


Or .... the cake is a lie

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




The effort still deserves reward.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Yeah, SSRIs is the first thing I though of, too. 🥳

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

If you can get eaten out for 1.5 hours, it isn't being done right

Obv you take breaks

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Jabberlock posted:

Obv you take breaks

Coward

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