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HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Lol but I'm pretty sure that would indeed be cause for a talking-to at work

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I mean, if you're eating it with no hands especiallly

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Now imaging a cook with an uncanny ability to just do that by accident, like he just throws down baloney at random and that's how it comes out if he doesn't pay special attention.

Chef, the guests are complOH GODDAMNIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN DIDN'T IT????????

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

So you get two cock rings with perineum massagers, and a sandwich maker. I guess technology has changed.
They’re called women you sexist prick!

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Heimo Vesa?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

My thoughts exactly.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I didn't think there was any question lol

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Hyup

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Now I'm just wondering if there's a Finnish pun between 'appetizers' and 'genitals' or something.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Now I'm just wondering if there's a Finnish pun between 'appetizers' and 'genitals' or something.


canapénis

whores d'oeuvre

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
amuse-bush

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

a bit of pulled pork for the singles among us

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

bike tory posted:

a bit of pulled pork for the singles among us

Loosen your grip

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

HerStuddMuffin posted:

They’re called women you sexist prick!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Huh, thought pine was a soft wood.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

XXXmas Tree

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Dick the halls

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Good lord.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

mds2 posted:

Good lord.
That ain't missionary

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bio fit'n dis dick up there.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




:crossarms:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Splicer posted:

Dick the halls

Dick, the balls.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




they should get those warts looked at

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Warning: Trump

https://i.imgur.com/gK027bq.jpg

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




If only we'd had this warning back in 2016

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

What’s up with the lightsaber in the back corner there?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

What’s up with the lightsaber in the back corner there?

That corner has a slim crack which leads to a hell dimension and we generally don't talk about it

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


seeing as we exist in the hell dimension, it is a crack to the dimension of light and love. we dont talk about that dimension either.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Bloop posted:

That corner has a slim crack which leads to a hell dimension and we generally don't talk about it

im pooping! posted:

seeing as we exist in the hell dimension, it is a crack to the dimension of light and love. we dont talk about that dimension either.

So what you’re both saying is…that picture was taken from a dimension other than ours? :tinfoil:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

So what you’re both saying is…that picture was taken from a dimension other than ours? :tinfoil:

The dicktree dimension

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

There's no way that's not intentional.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Got a replacement VR controller and...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Inzombiac posted:

Got a replacement VR controller and...



At least the base is flared

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

wood

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Cosplay.

:colbert:




That has to be cosplay.


Or it's the ugliest donger I ever saw.

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Cosplay.

:colbert:




That has to be cosplay.


Or it's the ugliest donger I ever saw.

turn... your screen on?

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