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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Jabberlock posted:

Obv you take breaks

The only breaks you should be taking are when you're flipping them over

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

If you can get eaten out for 1.5 hours, it isn't being done right

And you thought breathing through an N95 was hard

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Can someone change this to Harrison fOrb?

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

Bina posted:

Can someone change this to Harrison fOrb?

i'm sure its possible!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I called Gamestop to ask for this, but the clerk seemed really upset with me. :ohdear:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Platystemon posted:

I called Gamestop to ask for this, but the clerk seemed really upset with me. :ohdear:

I, much to my chagrin, understood this reference.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

https://twitter.com/TragicAllyHere/status/1445499977275363339?t=j6Jf8Npge12kXwR_KJY4VQ&s=19

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




In this house we celebrate clam day.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Facebook Aunt posted:

In this house we celebrate clam day.

Yeah? Well in our house we pleat clam day. So it doesn't turn out too shiny.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Facebook Aunt posted:

In this house we celebrate clam day.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

If you can get eaten out for 1.5 hours, it isn't being done right

Yeah, you have to go use the "fleshlight on a car exhaust" technique
Perhaps NSW
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/7jdwjw/putting_fleshlight_on_an_exhaust/

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Maybe the cake was sarcastic and the 1.5 hours was cumulative over the entire relationship (which is now over, it was the classic break-up cake.)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Yeah, you have to go use the "fleshlight on a car exhaust" technique
Perhaps NSW
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/7jdwjw/putting_fleshlight_on_an_exhaust/

New silent hill looking good.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Yeah, you have to go use the "fleshlight on a car exhaust" technique
Perhaps NSW
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/7jdwjw/putting_fleshlight_on_an_exhaust/

This never fails to make me laugh. Probably the tenth time I’ve seen it now and every time is hilarious.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

With sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mShU6nfMrTM

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Jabberlock posted:

Obv you take breaks

Only to change out the heliox tank

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Lobok posted:

Maybe the cake was sarcastic and the 1.5 hours was cumulative over the entire relationship (which is now over, it was the classic break-up cake.)

The cake looks about as good as the oral technique. They deserve each other.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



Counterpart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT-ucSwdLZI&t=45s

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Lobok posted:

Maybe the cake was sarcastic and the 1.5 hours was cumulative over the entire relationship (which is now over, it was the classic break-up cake.)

It was meant to be sarcastic, but the dude missed the joke and showed it to his friends to brag and they all made fun of him foe not knowing how to do it right. It awoke a cold malice towards the act in his heart and vowed to never attempt it again, and that's how DJ Khaled was born.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


1.5 hours is the name of her husband, a lazy & selfish lover

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/WPzkS0z.mp4

"gently caress your instagram"

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

i grew up in rural arkansas in the 80s and nobody explained what "eating someone out" meant so i just took it literally. cannibalised 7 women before they caught me. boy was my face red

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

boofhead posted:

i grew up in rural arkansas in the 80s and nobody explained what "eating someone out" meant so i just took it literally. cannibalised 7 women before they caught me. boy was my face red

On account of all the blood

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/F5UQNi3.gifv

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Memento posted:

I, much to my chagrin, understood this reference.

I did, too. Please remember to take your backpain pills today.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Scratch Monkey has a new favorite as of 18:47 on Dec 6, 2021

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Yeah, world is a gently caress; may as well get a head start, kid :smith:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/MjAosX9.gifv


https://i.imgur.com/4534H3C.gifv


https://i.imgur.com/ynMkBUm.gifv


https://i.imgur.com/ZxNPWcx.gifv

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Was this before or after the Zidane headbutt? I regged here during that but I remember this guy getting a huge gif thread as well.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
After, Zidane was in 06, El Hadji Diouf Trips was 2011

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Wow, what a nostalgia trip. loving Zidane. Ancient history.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
https://i.imgur.com/VTN5HYv.mp4

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Needs to learn to walk without rhythm.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


That's just good form. Is he in the draft this year?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
https://i.imgur.com/N2Ap8sm.mp4

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
man ratatouille was such a good movie

of all the pixar flicks it's the one I'd be happiest to watch again and again

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